Jermaine Wiggins: Hey Brit.
Brett Favre: Hey Jermaine.Jermaine: Heard you had a gig this weekend.
Brett: Yeh ... yeh.
Jermaine: How'd that come about?
Brett: Oh. You know.
Had this project I've been working on for a while.
Jermaine: Do you need a tight end?
Brett: No ... no. Don't need a tight end.
Jermaine: Well, how's that work then? I thought we were part of a band. A band of brothers. In the sibling, non-ethnic sense. Now I find myself with no projects of my own. I'm like a brother in the projects of no projects. I'm like a free... a free floating agent, but without an actual agent because I'm old and useless.
Brett: Well, I'm sorry Jermaine.
Mel Kiper, Jr.: Heeeeey guyyyyys.
Brett: Yeah. Hey Mel.
Mel: What's going on?
Jermaine: Brit says he's doing his own gig this weekend. Doesn't need the band.
Mel: Oooooooh.
Why are you doing that, Brett?
Brett: It's been going on a while. I'm surprised you haven't heard about it.
Jermaine: Maybe I've just been caring a bit too much about the band. The band we started.
Brett: Is this going to be an issue?
Jermaine: I think it just might, Brit.
Mel: Are you guys going to fight? Like, physically? Like going at each other like wild rams? Banging up against each other and rolling around in the dirt with RAW VISCERAL energy? Get your animal urges flowing? I think you should do that.
Peter King: Erection? Present.
Ape,
ReplyDeleteI just got the DVD for Christmas. I kept putting off watching it, but after having read this, I am definitely sitting down and watching the shit out of it this weekend.
Cheer up Aaron(Rodgers), you got a job, and all your limbs. People will call you gingerballs, they don't know what to see, they just see gingerballs. GINGERBALLS!
ReplyDeleteWarning this might be a spoiler for anyone that hasn't seen the entire season of FotC.
ReplyDeleteMel is now a Crazy Doggs fan.
just seeing that little puppy come out of that dog's pussy was so beautiful
ReplyDeleteShe's so hot, she's making me sexist. Bitch.
ReplyDeletePut it together with the tape. The tape of love.
ReplyDeleteThe sticky stuff.
Jermaine's mistake was not going by J-Dog.
ReplyDeleteIt’s street language. You know, you just take the first letter of your name and put dog on the end of it, and all the other dogs sort of respect you.
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit DAH-ta back to Earth?
ReplyDelete(I'll bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you.)
They r much better live, The Humans R Dead is to this day stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteThe binary solo was priceless
ReplyDeleteFellow robots, or 'robros', what we have done is wrong. By destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities and tenancies, we too have been... well... it was kind of ironic.
ReplyDeleteHow come you don't tickle me?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell are you all talking about?
ReplyDeleteSANDWICH HIT MY FACE!
ReplyDeleteBaguette?
ReplyDeleteTuesdays the night we go to your mothers house, wednesday is the night we make love. Conditions are perfect.
ReplyDeleteCroissant?
ReplyDeleteHiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
ReplyDeleteWho ya got ?
Dick Vermeil- "i'm not crying, it's an inflammation in my tear duct."
ReplyDeleteWell, Hiphopopotamus does have the lyrics that are bottomless...
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I think PK took his shoes off ... because it's business time.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Peter King cries when he reads posts like this one...
ReplyDeleteGood work (though I'm bound to favor any post that makes fun of that idiot).
So Madden is Mel's husband, right? Because he can drive them all over in the bus?
ReplyDeleteHot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.
ReplyDeleteThere aint no party like my Nana's tea party
ReplyDeleteShe’s a pastry chef and a sniper.
ReplyDeleteDwayne Bowe-ie's in SPAY-ACE
ReplyDeleteYou're so pretty, like a tree or a high class prostitute . . .
ReplyDeleteBrett just wants to let PK know that a kiss is not a contract.
ReplyDeletejust fyi, there is no 'r' in Jemaine's name
ReplyDelete@UU
ReplyDeleteThey call me rhymenocerous, not because I'm fat or because I got birds on back. because I'm Horny! (horny)
foux da fa fa?
ReplyDeleteI think you've gotta use honesty here... I mean...you know... it's always the best policy. Like, the other day there was five... well maybe there was like four... really hot foreign chicks (either like Swedish or Korean) in my shop, and they were like "Dave, we wanna have a five way with you." I just told them "Honestly, Okay."
ReplyDeleteWiggins' first name is Jermaine.
ReplyDeleteI dunno how hip I can be if I hate this show...even though I love 30 Rock and Arrested Development.
ReplyDeleteJust finished watching the season for the first time last night. Funny as hell. Didn't know so many other people knew about it, seeing as I hadn't even heard about it until I saw it three nights ago...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell show are we talking about?
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ReplyDeleteTeam Building Exercise '99!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell show are we talking about?
ReplyDeleteHBO's "Flight of the Conchords."
If you've never seen it, start here.
I don't rap about bitches and hoes, I rap about witches and trolls...DON'T WEAR THE MAGICAL BLING-BLING!
ReplyDelete"They did make some of their best music back then."
ReplyDelete"Rumors?"
"No, that's all true."