Monday, January 7, 2008

Howie Long Goes In For A Quick Adjustment


Knock it off, Howie. You're starting to look like Ghost Rider.

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  1. I loved Ghostwriter. The show jumped the shark when they had a new girl playing Gaby and expected us not to notice.

    What's that you say?

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  2. Long's wife also insisted he get penis reduction surgery. Of course, he said she should get one of those vagina enlargements...

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  3. Why does that picture look like Katherine Helmond? (Shame on me for knowing who she is)

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  4. @ devang

    "because this is SOAP"

    /feeling more shame because I know the words to the entry of the show

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  5. Teri Hatcher, okay? He learned it from watching Teri Hatcher!

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  6. mrs lowrey looks hot. that dr jaffe, he is something.

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  8. Why does that picture look like Katherine Helmond?

    I'd say it looks like Katherine Helmond because it is Katherine Helmond.

    There's a little movie called Brazil you might want to see.

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  9. Interestingly enough, those AREN'T special effects used on Helmond. She really had that done on set.

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  10. The other night Brazil was on one of the HBO's, and Die Hard was on another. I had no idea what to do with myself. One of the best dilemmas to find oneself in, i think.

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  11. Interestingly enough, those AREN'T special effects used on Helmond. She really had that done on set.

    True. And Jerry Jones can now do the same thing.

    It's great at parties. He can press his cheeks on a newspaper and get a mirror image of the Marmaduke cartoon. The kids love it.

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  12. I don't know what you're talking about. One of his fan sites proclaims:

    BEHOLD

    The Manliest Man on Planet Earth
    and now
    in the HALL OF FAME!

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  13. I thought this was a screengrab of Heath Ledger in the new gay Batman sequel. (And by "gay," I mean totally awesome looking. Seriously.)

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  14. This picture is fucking gross. Everytime I check for another post today I come close to vomitting.

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  15. Katherine Helmond? I thought that was Jerry Van Dyke.

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  16. matt,

    Maybe BDD could replace the picture with one of him bent over and stretching his scrotum betweeen his knees on a 90 degree day. Would that work better for yah?

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