Sunday, January 6, 2008

The Honorable Sen. Clay Davis Breaks Down The Late Game



What I'm hoping is you're not pissing the whole day away on some gat damn inconsequential game like the Titans and the Chargers when you should be prepping YOself for the season premiere of The Wire this evening.

I'm supposed to care about a mothafucking Marmalard? Some cornfed NC State white boy who like to cry for his momma when shit turn bad? An overcast day in southern fucking California?

Sssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit.

If it's anything like the first game, this shit should over in time for dinner at 6. That's East Coast Time, mothafucker. East Balamore time.

That Shawne Merriman know a lil' something 'bout Merlin. Never saw him no lockup at Jessup, though. That some real fucking Merlin, Shawne. Fuck what'cha heard in that Hollywood mess. It's all about football and rape in this state. Bagging a few College Park dimes don't count for shit come playoff time.

Vince Young might be a speedy little mothafucker but I've love to see him scramble away from a bullet.

18 comments:

  1. It's like you've known me my whole life, Ape.

    I don't want to hype it too much, but this final season of The Wire is going to be better than a million Super Bowls.

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  2. Excellent Ape. The "Sssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit" really brought the whole thing home. I hope that before The Wire wraps up for good, that fat fuck Davis ends up getting gunned down the way Stringer would have wanted him to.

    wv: fwuckr - no reason to add anything to that

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  3. Also, has BDD heard the rumor about a possible throwgasm blizzard headed to Minnesota to join Purple Jesus and the Vikings? I'd love to know what he thinks about such a possibility.

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  4. I cannot wait, if for no other reason then to see Mcnulty fall off the wagon again.

    So i get to go from watching Jeff Garcia to Omar?

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  5. HBO is so fucked after the Wire. And, Rivers is bitching at someone on the sideline, it's like you peered into his soul with that post about him.

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  6. I'm not so sure the Bal Sun can replace Bodie. And that makes me sad.

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  7. Have the DVR remote handy every time Snoop opens her mouth.

    I've seen the first episode already (its on On Demand), and it doesnt disappoint. Professor Jay Landsman ftw

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  8. HBO needs to get a live-action version of KSK once the Wire wraps up.

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  9. was anyone else really suprised when they heard the real voice of the actor that plays Mcnulty?

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  10. McNulty is back to his drunken ways, as he should be!

    I'm going to really, really enjoy the whole newspaper subplot. It has been spot-on as a match to things I saw when I worked in television news.

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  11. wondering how long it will be before Chris and Snoop take out Prop Joe's fat ass - and will Omar come back to take out Marlo. And good to see that Meldrick Lewis(of Homicide fame)is back and working again. he is a cool motherfucker

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  12. Mc Nulty's so drunk he sounds British! Yes, I was surprised. Has any team ever talked more shit without winning anything of consequence than the Chargers? LDT (I won't ever call him LT) is always royally pissed at everyone else on the sidelines and Rivers is a yelling whiny bitch who sucks at QB. Go Seahawks!!

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  13. was anyone else really suprised when they heard the real voice of the actor that plays Mcnulty?

    I already knew he was a Brit; the one that floored me was Tommy Caffee from Showtime's "Brotherhood," who has not just an English accent, but the snooty, effete English accent. ("Ahoy, polloi!")

    Anyway, damn nice episode last night. And if Clark Johnson is going to be the main character at the Bal Sun, this just might work.

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  14. Just checked Tommy Caffee's bio, and the actor's Australian? WTF?

    Now I don't believe in nothin' no more. I'm going to law school.

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  15. Just a heads up, but Season 5, Episode 2 is already available on demand...at least according to the website.

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  16. Ape--which one of Marlo's hoods? Hello? Anybody?

    Signed,
    A day late & $1 short

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