Friday, January 18, 2008

Hitler is a Cowboys fan



C'mon, deep down you've always suspected it.

27 comments:

  1. YEEHAW!!!!! ! I AM FÜCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!

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  2. @student - well done

    So the Pats are Stalinist Russia? You know, destroy anything and everything to achieve the ultimate goal, no matter what.

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  3. So who was on Hitler's fantasy team if he was trying to prove the superiority of the Aryan race?

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  4. Can anyone tell me the name of this movie. I know I have seen it before.

    Anyways carry on with the dick jokes.

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  5. get used to it, hitler!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymfs21xeDc

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  6. @zz: Brady to Welker all day long. Aryan superiority in Boston..never would've seen that coming.

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  7. Any Patriots "final solution" involving the Dallas Cowboys would be a Pyrrhic victory at best - not there's anything wrong with that.

    - Barney

    Heraclea, PA.

    Sorry I couldn't force any gay content into this. Except, you know, the Greek stuff.

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  8. Great find, flubby. Now he's rooting for the Patriots? Slaughtering jews is one thing, but this is the last straw.

    Maybe this makes Churchill a Charger fan.

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  9. "Hitler wears old Cowboys jersey. Can't afford a new one."

    I always knew that whole Holocaust thing was about more than just Jews.

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  10. Fucking. Brilliant.

    Did Hitler ever play "slappy titties" with Goering? I'd lay even money that he did.

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  11. Beautiful. All that was missing was Himmler shouting "How 'bout them Cowboys?!"

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  12. Downfall is a hell of a movie. poor hitler shouldn't have trusted a turncoat like Wade though.

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  13. Turns out Eva Braun was a Redskins fan, so their marriage was doomed anyway.

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  14. That must be why he shot her, 5lb bag.

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  15. Hitler put a hole in his head so that God could see that he was a Cowboys Fan.

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  16. After Hitler decided to root for the Gaytriots, I expected the guy on the right to rip off his uniform, morph into a douche and yell "Ya betta ask somebodddaaaayyyyyy."

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  17. @ZZ: Unfortunately all his RBs were fullbacks. But man did he mop up in the Tight End department.

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  18. Great movie, if you like seeing the Nazis get their asses kicked.

    And Jerry Jones is kinda Hitlerish, Hitleresque, whatever. He ruthlessly annexed Arlington for his new stadium.

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  19. I enjoyed this until I saw the word "loose" in place of "lose" in the subtitles. One word ruined it.

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  20. Silky Garrard apologizes for sending Jessica Simpson to Dallas. She was supposed to bang Brady and take him to Cabo, but she got on the wrong flight.

    And when did Jerry Jones grow a mustache?

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  21. I found this to be funnier than The Downfall of HD-DVD, but it's still ripping it off.

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  22. I enjoyed this until I saw the word "loose" in place of "lose" in the subtitles. One word ruined it.

    Whew, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

    I guess this is an appropriate place to be a grammar nazi, though.

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