Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Things the Jets Learned From Spying on the Patriots


  • We're fucked.

30 comments:

  1. A lot of Bothans died to bring us that information

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  2. A lot of commenters died not reading the tags

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  3. to be fair, i'm hungover... and an idiot.

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  4. That must be exactly how you felt when the Jets beat your Steelers, huh?

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  5. Maybe the Jets were CHEATING!

    dun dun DUN

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  6. not sure what a bothan is but the more kellens die the better.

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  7. It was I who allowed Mangini to know the location of our 3-4 defensive formation generator. It is quite safe from your... pitiful little band.

    /Belichick

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  8. help me Joeby-wan Kanamath, you're my only hope!

    /take my beating and leave

    wv: apukrbt - C-3PO after too many shots in the Mos Eisley cantina

    /additional beating

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  9. Kellen Clemons died to bring you this information.

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  10. ok, i dont feel so bad any more

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  11. Eric Mangini's feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! He has paid the price for his lack of vision!

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  12. Hey Daniel, let's hang out and play Twister. C'mon.

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  13. I find your lack of loyalty...disturbing.

    *Force Choke applied to Mangenius*

    /Belichick

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  14. I started to scroll down to see how long it was going to be. Then I saw what it said. Then I laughed.

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  15. Let the Hate Flow Through You...
    And into the lenses of my hidden cameramen.

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  16. storylines that never fucking go away

    Yep. Which is why if there is a God, he will end the Patriots win streak as soon as possible, because if they go undefeated we'll be hearing,"Is this the greatest team of all time?" forever and ever and ever and ever and . . .

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  18. No worries. Kellen Clemens used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than Jerrico Cotchery.

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  19. Keep your distance, though. But don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.

    I don't know -- lose casual! By no more than 27.5!

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  20. Ape, I don't see what the Jets could have learned from taping the Steelers' defensive signals, seeing as they amounted to various combinations of "don't tackle," "get blown off the ball by Nick Mangold," and "read your own press clippings and don't show up to play."

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  21. So who on the Jets team would be Wedge Antilles?

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  22. And I thought Mangini smelled bad... on the outside!

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  23. As a Jets season ticket holder, is it bad that I'd take covering the spread as a victory?

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  24. I don't care if the Rebels are struggggling, I wanna kish you...

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  25. Kellen, you may have been a good quarterback, but now you're Bantha fodder.

    /Peter King

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  26. Don't be too proud of this passing attack you've constructed; the ability to destroy a the passing records is insignificant next to the power of 35 year old linebackers.

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  27. I have no idea what you people are talking about

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  28. You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers...

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    uh, what?

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  29. You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers...

    Yeah or worser that jagoffs that add comments two days too late cause they were too busy coding a cool ROR app to predict NFL scores in their mom's basement...

    oh crap!!!!

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