Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is former WWE Diva Stacy Kiebler. Stacy, what do YOU think of KSK?
“Well, the thing I love about KSK is that they care about the plight of average Americans. But they also care about the plight of PERFECT Americans such as myself. I also like the fact that they care so deeply about the hardships facing migrant farm workers and... wait, you're not actually reading this text, are you? What are you, Larry Craig? This quote could be in Portuguese and I doubt you boys would give a shit. Just stare at my pictures and leave me alone."
Thanks, Stacy! And be sure to vote every day, even if the site has clearly crashed!
BONUS: Tomorrow is the last day of these posts. So pick who you'd like our final endorser to be in the comments. Whoever gets the most votes wins.
Aurora Snow
ReplyDeleteSuzy Kolber
ReplyDeleteErin Andrews
ReplyDeleteyou, Drew.
ReplyDeleteonly you.
Someone fucking FILTHY
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel
ReplyDelete@becky: Trust me, you aren't adequately prepared for that kind of disappointment.
ReplyDeleteBut fear not. I will have a hot male endorser tomorrow for you ladyfolk. Is Tommy Selleck still hip with the ladies these days?
Marissa Miller
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry... it's about time we get some milk chocolate on here.
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel
ReplyDeletescarjo
ReplyDeleteHelen Keller circa 1967
ReplyDeletefor hilarity reasons, kim kardashian would suffice. she's been through the nfl more than vinny t. she also has a huge ass.
ReplyDeleteDrew, if there is one thing in life I am prepared for, it is disappointment.
ReplyDeleteTake it off.
And I like my men to be a bit more effeminate, a bit more non-moustachioed, and a bit more non-old dude.
Anna Nicole Smith endorsement from the grave. Must be complete with vomitous corpse picture.
ReplyDeletebefore the final "grand finale" (my vote: Megan Fox) you should have Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears...for the trainwreck factor.
ReplyDeleteSex Cannon
ReplyDeleteyes I realize that final "grand finale" is semi-retarded. Sorry.
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ReplyDeleteGotta be the Sex Cannon
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ReplyDeleteI don't think it gets any better than Stacy (for me at least).
ReplyDeleteThe man who could pull me off of her would surely be the next king of England.
what becky said . . .
ReplyDeletejon benet ramsey
ReplyDeleteHillary Clinton
ReplyDeleteTony Romo's dimples
ReplyDeleteGreggggggggg Easterbrookkk
ReplyDeleteHow about the Zelda, the wife's older sister from Pet Sematary?
ReplyDeleteWhat about that 7th KSK member that died? Can't he still support KSK in the afterlife?
ReplyDeleteMarissa Miller
ReplyDeletethat high school cheerleading coach who got fired....what? too creepy?
ReplyDeletealright fine...I'll take keeley hazel
Mike Penner for the ladies, Christine Daniels for the men. Two birds, meet stone.
ReplyDeleteMelyssa Ford
ReplyDelete/pissing into the wind
Peter King's daughter!
ReplyDeleteHow about Aishwarya Rai. Maybe then devang will come back and start posting again.
ReplyDeletei propose that j4b be allowed to vote as many times as he wants, as long as he continues to provide photos of his nominees.
ReplyDeleteTaylor: Zelda scared the piss out of me way more than anything else in that movie. And thanks for putting that image back in my head after 10+ years. Dick.
ReplyDeleteIn an effort to remove Zelda from my memory once again, I suggest Mink Stole from whichever John Waters movie you want.
The entire cast of 300.
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons.
ReplyDeleteKSK is to Blogger Awards as the Pats are to the NFL.
Rachel Nichols
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sidelinehotties.com/rachel-nichols/
EA
ReplyDeleteBridget Moynahan
ReplyDeleteYou have forced my hand. And by that I mean the one that has a pretty face drawn on it. Gina Gershon.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/yt3gkk
and my word verification is "lickyao" - who could make that shit up.
- Barney
Imagesearch, PA.
That Rosie O'Donnell gets a lot of press. How about her? Can't say I've ever seen a picture though.
ReplyDeleteI went thru the list and i gotta say i think the first post is the best. Aurora Snow for the win!
ReplyDeleteBig Boobs
ReplyDeleteGotta go Erin on this one.
ReplyDeleteI'll put my vote in for Miss Snow.
ReplyDeleteGandhi
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we have Ufford's favorite hottie endorse KSK tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteJon Benet Ramsey made me laugh out load. But would she even be legal if she were alive? Would I care either way? Nope. Anyway. I think Aurora snow has the most potential here. I've had sex with homeless women that were cleaner than her.
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ReplyDeleteTerry Schiavo
ReplyDeleteMarge Simpson
ReplyDeleteNow this chick (Stacy) is a hot blonde. For the final, I'm down with Halle Berry. Make sure to get a recent picture where she has that awesome pregnancy rack. Those things are a national treasure.
ReplyDeleteFor the male nominee: Wade Phillips.