Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Patriots Are The Best Team Ever (To Win Narrowly at Home Against a .500 Team)

The Colts had them. Now the fucking Eagles had them. This team is mortal and afraid to run the ball.

24 comments:

  1. I hope somebody breaks the story that Wes Welker's grandmother was blacker than Hattie McDaniel and he's at least 25% African. I'm sure that that would ruin all these massholes perfect little "White Christmas"...

    wv: updic - donte stallworth's codeword for robert to come and fellate him

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  2. Robert spent his childhood basking in his priest's semen. 11-0 must be a welcome change. Not as sticky.

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  3. "No need to run the ball."

    If you're relying on picks, perhaps. Goddamnit, Feeley.

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  4. If you are going to make racist comments, at least spell Caucasian correctly.

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  5. It's nice when people deny being a racist by spouting off material that is far worse than any joke could have been.

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  6. Robert's masshole douchebaggery, baby. Bask in it.

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  7. And for the record, there's nothing racist about pointing out the fact that Boston is one of the most racist, xenophobic, minority-unfriendly places in America, fuckface.

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  8. Gotta love the "I can't be a racist, because I didn't bring up the topic of race" argument.

    Excelsior to you, Robert.

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  9. I am impressed that a shitty Def like the Eagles were able to hit Brady....God knows no one else can touch him! I just hope Brady and the other bad asses lose before the last week of the season and they can blame the loss on that (then again thinkin that Brady playing into the 4th quarter on week 17 and getting hurt is pretty damn funny1!!!)

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  10. eh, I'll take an ugly win over a moral victory any day.

    so how many times does donovan have to go down, and have his replacement play better than he did, before the eagles finally make a permanent QB change?

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  11. Dammit if only the bounty had been a little bit more.

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  12. The blueprint has been set, unfortunately it changes week to week. But, it's been set.

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  13. just ignore it and it will go away. seriously, every sports journalist this side of topeka has already pronounced the 2007 Pats to be the greatest team ever assembled. It should therefore come as no surprise that they are winning all these games! fucking zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  14. Serious on Philly, SRV. That team is phat when McPuke is in his observation tower.

    Can someone put this retard out of his misery? Holy shit... "phat"? Really?

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  15. Belichick will win any game, as long as he has Tom Brady? Oh shit, all this time I had been under the impression that last year the Pats didn't go to the Super Bowl and lost to the Colts twice! Thank god I know the truth now.

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  16. He could win with Brady and 21 midgets huh? I'm pretty sure he played the Colts last year with Brady and a full team.....and lost.

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  17. The Eagles were trying to collect on the Bounty but were aiming too high. Brady's ACL is not around his chest. Aim lower next time.

    Is it bad that I was cheering for Brady to suffer a broken right collarbone on one of those sacks? No? GREAT!

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  18. That scribbling sound you heard last night was six head coaches taking notes.

    Good job, Eagles! Fuck the bookies.

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  19. only if by "had" you mean "caught them underprepared and still couldn't close the deal"

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  20. did you see Brady's postgame attire? he had the whole all black rugged longshoreman look going for him... oops, I think I just had a gay moment. gotta go look at BDD's post with the Crissy Moran pic in it so I can blame my boner on that...

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  21. miles: Underprepared? The very suggestion implies you think Belichick's coaching is somehow less than absolute perfection. That runs counter to the Patriots fan talking points. I suggest you get back in lockstep before they exile you to Buffalo.

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  22. miles: How exactly do you "underprepare" for a 5-5 team coming into your house with a second-string quarterback starting for the visitors?

    Underprepared, my ass. That's a lame excuse for how well the Eagles played against New England last night.

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  23. props to the eagles, they played great.

    but the implication that they somehow showed the rest of the NFL anything they didn't already know is ridiculous. they pressured the QB, kept moss in check, and kept the offense off the field. anyone who didn't already realize that's the gameplan for hanging with the patriots shouldn't be coaching football. there's just a big difference between knowing how to beat someone and actually executing it.

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  24. Just for clarification, the idea that the Patriots are affraid to run the ball is very false... i believe they are in the top ten in the league in run attempts per game, and they LEAD THE LEAGUE in rushing first downs....

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