Shawne Merriman got freaking killed by Maurice Jones-Drew. Merriman has nine inches and 70 pounds on Mojo, but it doesn't keeping him from getting his ass dropped like a sack of dirt on this play. While Merriman was otherwise occupied, David Garrard threw a TD pass to TE Marcedes Lewis. Not a typo. "Marcedes."
But the biggest hit taken in Jax yesterday was by Philip Rivers' rep. That guy folds like a K-Mart pup tent. I think he could get psyched out playing skee-ball. Chargers fans might want to start organizing that road trip to Tijuana.
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show.
Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Anybody that adds an "E" to the end of a normal first name, and then proclaims that the pronunciation of said name should be changed based on that "E", should by KTFO on an hourly basis.
Did this hit remind anyone else of the movie, The Program - when, in Lattimer's first game back after being suspended by the team for steroids, he gets bowled over by a running back at the goal line?
From now on, Merriman should be referred to as Lattimer
@beaverfever: He returned all 3 of them for TDs but the last one was called back because of a stupid play by a lineman wacking Carson Palmer away from the play.
Speaking of Lattimer, I know when Merriman was a rookie, he replayed the scene of smashing open car windows with his forehead after he made starting defense.
Just one problem with that Merriman before/after... its photoshop. Merriman missed photo day in 2005. The Chargers took his head from his college pic in 2004, before he had his neck tattoo, and put it on Ryan Bingham's (300+ pound DT) body. Comparing the two is futile. Kinda like his attempt to run over MJD yesterday.
I checked it out, and its not Bingham's body. Its Jamal Williams. 350 lbs+, one of the biggest men in the whole NFL. That's whose body it is in the 2005pic, not Merriman's
I think the Jacked Up segment on ESPN would have done better if it was called Knocked the Fuck Out.
ReplyDeleteWith the Smokey line to D-bo repeated when somebody got Knocked the Fuck Out. Why can't someone make this happen?
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show.
ReplyDeleteEverybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
I kinda felt bad for the horse!
/Chargers Fan
Anybody that adds an "E" to the end of a normal first name, and then proclaims that the pronunciation of said name should be changed based on that "E", should by KTFO on an hourly basis.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost as though Merriman is missing a certain benefit this year that he had last year.
ReplyDeleteDid this hit remind anyone else of the movie, The Program - when, in Lattimer's first game back after being suspended by the team for steroids, he gets bowled over by a running back at the goal line?
ReplyDeleteFrom now on, Merriman should be referred to as Lattimer
Did Jones-Drew do a little dance after the hit?
ReplyDeleteNo? Why the hell not?
Gentlemen, I believe we found our Meast of the Week.
ReplyDelete@brad, Antrel Rolle's 3 picks and returning 2 of them for TD's is mighty measty.
ReplyDelete@Jackin'
ReplyDelete"Why can't someone make this happen?"
Careful there, your sounding a lot like BS.
@beaverfever: He returned all 3 of them for TDs but the last one was called back because of a stupid play by a lineman wacking Carson Palmer away from the play.
ReplyDeleteMeasty indeed, even for a Cardinal.
@beaverfever: How about Co-Measts of the week?
ReplyDelete@brad, it's not up to me. Only the KSK gay mafia can decide.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Lattimer, I know when Merriman was a rookie, he replayed the scene of smashing open car windows with his forehead after he made starting defense.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's how you slay a Gigantosaur.
ReplyDelete...waiting for the Michael Vick inner monologue now that he's turned himself in to jail...
ReplyDelete...please?
...pretty please?
Check out the pics on profootballtalk of Merriman '05 vs. Merriman '07. WOW!
ReplyDeleteI'm lazy, link?
ReplyDeleteThat makes Norvell a sad panda...
ReplyDeleteFine, lazyass
ReplyDeleteI second the motion to nominate Jones-Drew as Meast of the Week.
ReplyDelete@futuremrsrickankiel: You'll get it after the official sentencing. Not this week.
ReplyDeleteJust one problem with that Merriman before/after... its photoshop. Merriman missed photo day in 2005. The Chargers took his head from his college pic in 2004, before he had his neck tattoo, and put it on Ryan Bingham's (300+ pound DT) body. Comparing the two is futile. Kinda like his attempt to run over MJD yesterday.
ReplyDeleteMy bad...
ReplyDeleteI checked it out, and its not Bingham's body. Its Jamal Williams. 350 lbs+, one of the biggest men in the whole NFL. That's whose body it is in the 2005pic, not Merriman's
Looks to me like two different poses. One of him with his hands on his waist, another of him folding his hands at the groin.
ReplyDeleteEither way, he plays for SD so he's harmless. All talk.
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ReplyDeleteAfter seeing that video and then seeing 'Leave Nothing' commercial, I really think Shawne left something on that play.
ReplyDelete@wormfather: I forgot to add the /sarcasm at the end of that post. No need to worry, I have NOT been Massengilled.
ReplyDeleteFINE... as long as it's coming. thank you :)
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