The Friday Cheerleader PostResorting to neo-McCarthyism

"You better get your priorities straight. And watch out for that other crowd you're running with. Don't think I haven't noticed."

Cowboys coach Wade Phillips was so flummoxed by a spate of Cowboys penalties last weekend, that he has turned to fictional high school coach for ideas. Phillips asked all players to sign a pledge promising to avoid penalties. The pledge may have also mentioned something about winning state in '76. (Note: the first place I read about this was Moseley's Hashmarks blog at ESPN.com. But there's no way in hell he gets a link from us.)

Yeah, Ricky Williams is back.

Here are a few more things that leave us dazed and confused. Check ya later!

You may have stolen that shirt from Donald Duck, but we won't tell.

If you look up "bzooty" in the Beckionary this is the picture they use.

"I'm no school-boy, but I know what I like..."

Any excuse to break out this old favorite.