tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post878196169503076089..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Top 500 Things You Don't Want to Hear About Me That I'm Going to Tell You AnywayBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger130125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22630562105180176372007-10-16T08:51:00.000-04:002007-10-16T08:51:00.000-04:00The other day as Phil Simms was showing me the pro...The other day as Phil Simms was showing me the proper way to recieve a "Green Tea Bag", he said he was considering a comeback with all the hoopla Brett Favre was recieving. Apparently he wants to show that his kid isn't the only one with a rocket arm and a weak spleen stil.Bill Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16537373394096525020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70290771255998684562007-09-15T13:01:00.000-04:002007-09-15T13:01:00.000-04:00So I said to the guy "Hey, that's MY anus".So I said to the guy "Hey, that's MY anus".Punch Rockgroinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15880201424542452792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74172862183256259202007-09-01T23:03:00.000-04:002007-09-01T23:03:00.000-04:00I think I think that Peyton Manning is a great pla...I think I think that Peyton Manning is a great player who doesn't get nearly the recognition he deservesUVA-Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15316761820578247128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84176056692116725142007-08-31T16:50:00.000-04:002007-08-31T16:50:00.000-04:00If someone bothered to make them, I would wear soc...If someone bothered to make them, I would wear sock dickies every day.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10563490184518489535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35674405698806169252007-08-31T01:34:00.000-04:002007-08-31T01:34:00.000-04:00I talked a great deal to Peyton Manning the other ...I talked a great deal to Peyton Manning the other day. He told me he hasn't fisted brother Cooper since he was a sophmore at Tennessee. You know what? I believe him.Kid Clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02444320742896092896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62833542509563488112007-08-30T19:30:00.000-04:002007-08-30T19:30:00.000-04:00Appealing to commenters? I demand to know what was...Appealing to commenters? I demand to know what was done to the real CC.Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01939086153153265590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74583440370526338062007-08-30T19:26:00.000-04:002007-08-30T19:26:00.000-04:00I like your town. Stayed there many a night while ...I like your town. Stayed there many a night while covering the Chiefs in River Falls. And Joe Thomas' bride is from there. She likes to fish.<BR/><BR/>[Note: I couldn't think of anything good so I stole a few lines from the man himself. Jesusussudio.]The Lord Humongoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01916822143821639417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75595276122400402112007-08-30T18:47:00.000-04:002007-08-30T18:47:00.000-04:00have you ever seen a small cold nipple, it looks j...have you ever seen a small cold nipple, it looks just like a baby toemiss jalebihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08119118037723789241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18504945006919636652007-08-30T18:12:00.000-04:002007-08-30T18:12:00.000-04:00I think this girl from South Carolina in the Miss ...I think this girl from South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA, I see her as a Secretary of Education in not too many years.Razor3https://www.blogger.com/profile/02416462535362142298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82321615378925594032007-08-30T17:18:00.000-04:002007-08-30T17:18:00.000-04:00Factoid that may interest only me: Have you ever h...Factoid that may interest only me: Have you ever had construda? I just tried it for the first time, and it is wonderful.El Duffo O Muertehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04539821580884877167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-46007274722218101652007-08-30T17:11:00.000-04:002007-08-30T17:11:00.000-04:00Quote of the Week XXXVII:"I have never felt a rect...Quote of the Week XXXVII:<BR/><BR/>"I have never felt a rectum more relaxed with a cock deep inside as this one."<BR/><BR/>-- Philadelphia Eagles young QB <B>Kevin Kolb</B>, moments after tearing up my swine flesh, just like he did to those wild hogs back home.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50178603791212522002007-08-30T16:29:00.000-04:002007-08-30T16:29:00.000-04:00Big news in the King Household: the mrs. has agree...Big news in the King Household: the mrs. has agreed to let Peyton Manning father our next child. I'd be lying if I didn't admit that I'm hoping for an audible so I can do a little receiving myself.whowillsexmutombo?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17957998478375399725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56187844929574741452007-08-30T16:13:00.000-04:002007-08-30T16:13:00.000-04:00My favorite shit I ever took was one that was bigg...My favorite shit I ever took was one that was bigger around then it was long. Speaks volumes to the expansivness of my colon (excuse the pun). I left it in the toilet for my whole family to admire. I spoke to Wade Phillips and asked him if he had ever done anything like that. Wade just nodded.Ken Dynamohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01061339942941183172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51533864707095684202007-08-30T16:09:00.000-04:002007-08-30T16:09:00.000-04:00Someone told me the other day that I should try ch...Someone told me the other day that I should try checking out some guy named Bill Simmons who writes on the interweb. He apparently does these funny things where he takes pictures of Devil Ray games and makes fun of old people. And you know what? I did, and it's hilarious!benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10571211369056169151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35181476736447461492007-08-30T15:58:00.000-04:002007-08-30T15:58:00.000-04:00Don't shave that hair!<A HREF="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html" REL="nofollow">Don't shave that hair</A>!Mike Murrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371942817076265197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89624472777983238972007-08-30T15:13:00.000-04:002007-08-30T15:13:00.000-04:00Let me tell you something, if you are drunk and li...Let me tell you something, if you are drunk and live in Philadelphia, be responsible and call one of andy reids kids to drive you home. <BR/><BR/>Responsible drinking in the name of the game in Andy Rieds HouseMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04011106339596396619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43001432747916527662007-08-30T15:06:00.000-04:002007-08-30T15:06:00.000-04:00On my flight to Falcons training camp, two teens i...On my flight to Falcons training camp, two teens in front of me were talking about a Cincinnati bowtie. This is something I'll have to acquire the next time I'm in town covering the Bengals. Nice to see that kids are still into classic fashion with a regional flavor.bign8tehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10707897315341852414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6467636180625043482007-08-30T14:08:00.000-04:002007-08-30T14:08:00.000-04:00a. Does Curtis Martin have anything left in the ta...a. Does Curtis Martin have anything left in the tank?<BR/><BR/>2. Giants GM Jerry Reese sure is blacker than I thought he was going to be.<BR/><BR/>d. I'd do a lot to get some Starbucks in me when I have a real bad craving, but doing a shot of espresso out of Jeff Garcia's belly button is where I draw the line. Or so I thought.Ken Dynamohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01061339942941183172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-52206943070080191502007-08-30T13:57:00.001-04:002007-08-30T13:57:00.001-04:00Bea Arthur: Hot or not? Hott.Bea Arthur: Hot or not? <I>Hott.</I>D. Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08329340928710697394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64460815568024617892007-08-30T13:57:00.000-04:002007-08-30T13:57:00.000-04:00A few years ago I saw this comedian perform on the...A few years ago I saw this comedian perform on the way back from my many preseason road trips and I'll tell ya, that Richard Jeni is one funny guy. He's probably going to host the Academy Awards in 2008 - look out Chris Rock!<BR/><BR/>What? Too soon?jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41202109099816377162007-08-30T13:46:00.000-04:002007-08-30T13:46:00.000-04:00-I think the reason I write about baseball in my c...-I think the reason I write about baseball in my column is that I just don't know what to do with my hands if I'm not giving tugjobs to Bill Belichik and Roger Goodell.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05812854718446687667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62497370051134591072007-08-30T13:39:00.000-04:002007-08-30T13:39:00.000-04:00-I talked to an NFL GM the other day about how bes...-I talked to an NFL GM the other day about how best to defend against the Colts offense. He said that since they pass so much that you should either blitz him or drop more guys back in coverage or both. I'm no expert but I think he might be on to something there.<BR/><BR/>-I've driven past or visited Andy Reid's house at least 29 times since the end of last season and not one time did I think his kids were up to no good. I mean they seemed really into science with all the bath tubs in the backyard, test tubes, and the stockpile of Sudafed. Kids are just so hard to read these days.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05812854718446687667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54694979203881759372007-08-30T13:31:00.000-04:002007-08-30T13:31:00.000-04:00-The gumbo served at the Saints training camp lunc...-The gumbo served at the Saints training camp luncheon left something to be desired. I mean did they lose all their good recipes during Katrina, too? Ridiculous. C-<BR/><BR/>-Chris Simms... until I met him in person, I thought I was the biggest pussy on the planet. So much for listening to EVERY word Phil Simms says about anything... including herbal teas.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05812854718446687667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-37860122612946073602007-08-30T13:18:00.000-04:002007-08-30T13:18:00.000-04:00Boy, do I love Fantasy Football. Here's a tip, pe...Boy, do I love Fantasy Football. Here's a tip, people: It's never too early to draft Kevin Curtis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81572259496489609292007-08-30T13:17:00.000-04:002007-08-30T13:17:00.000-04:00There's just something about Aaron Kampman that ma...There's just something about Aaron Kampman that makes me want to rank him higher than Torry Holt, Steve Smith, Adalius Thomas, Richard Seymour, Troy Polamalu, Steven Jackson, Larry Johnson, Asante Samuel, AND Chad Johnson. Can't put my finger on it, though.Russmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16937278359640005544noreply@blogger.com