tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post691747357080084208..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Stand back, Aaron is talkin' a bunch of SchatzBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81988873750267321772007-09-15T00:47:00.000-04:002007-09-15T00:47:00.000-04:00I'm the one who screwed the donkey on the "Haslett...I'm the one who screwed the donkey on the "Haslett never admitted to steroids" part so I take full responsibility for that gaffe. But they did end up changing the wording on the original Simmons/Schatz link, without a correction or apology of any kind.<BR/><BR/>What kills me is the justification these Massholes are making for this. You telling me that if it came out that Indy was doing this in the second half of the AFC Championship Game last year, they wouldn't be going apeshit? Fuck them.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14149681322702330575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8454421440014005992007-09-13T23:51:00.000-04:002007-09-13T23:51:00.000-04:00Something else bugged me--the story about Bill Fit...Something else bugged me--the story about Bill Fitch sending the ball boy into the locker room during Game 7 of the 1981 Eastern Conference Finals? Not quite. Fitch did the deed himself, when he was thrown out of the final REGULAR SEASON game of the 1980-81 season, a Celtics-Sixers game to determine home-court advantage for what everyone knew would be the Eastern Conference finals. In the locker room, watching the Cunningham outline the plays during time-outs, he relayed messages to the bench. The Celtics won the game, home court, the conference championship, and eventually the first title of the Bird era.texasyankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17896584023991653744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60946583712767605732007-09-13T17:15:00.000-04:002007-09-13T17:15:00.000-04:00you might not have known he as a friend named Sull...<I>you might not have known he as a friend named Sully.</I><BR/><BR/>Or Cunty, Douchey, and Cockbaggy.MyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86766431482192276842007-09-13T16:57:00.000-04:002007-09-13T16:57:00.000-04:00TSG just wrote ablog about the whole Oden thing. ...TSG just wrote ablog about the whole Oden thing. Did you guys know he writes jokes for Jimmy Kimmel? also you might not have known he as a friend named Sully.Pemulishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03154024603391539546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28040567123433037202007-09-13T16:37:00.000-04:002007-09-13T16:37:00.000-04:00On behalf of everyone who suffered through the 199...On behalf of everyone who suffered through the 1991 to 1995 Cleveland Browns under Belichick...<BR/><BR/>HA!WI Browns Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10339643775081430764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57950964370162722282007-09-13T15:39:00.000-04:002007-09-13T15:39:00.000-04:00It's always fun to flood his "mailbag" with links ...It's always fun to flood his "mailbag" with links to KSK posts like these and try to get him to use them in his 'reader links', if for nothing else than the off chance that he comes here, reads them, and one solitary tear runs down the outside of his cheek.Archihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02151272110728462869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44929631578750544772007-09-13T15:30:00.000-04:002007-09-13T15:30:00.000-04:00I couldn't even bring myself to read more Belatio ...I couldn't even bring myself to read more Belatio from Simmons. <BR/>I'll still suck a bottle of Boone's Farm dry in a heartbeat though.beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964852210309080993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28228391460328631662007-09-13T14:51:00.000-04:002007-09-13T14:51:00.000-04:00Can you change the link to our construda story, we...Can you change the link to our construda story, we have one up that works better<BR/><BR/>http://construda.bravehost.com/simmons.html<BR/><BR/>ThanksSkip Hooliganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15040057083927957382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74985376703628710592007-09-13T14:38:00.000-04:002007-09-13T14:38:00.000-04:00I also used to like Faces of Death movies, Boone's...<I>I also used to like Faces of Death movies, Boone's Farm and Anthrax</I><BR/><BR/>...and whip-its. Don't forget whip-its.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15028929395204249742007-09-13T14:37:00.000-04:002007-09-13T14:37:00.000-04:00This post smacks of actual journalism. What the fu...This post smacks of actual journalism. What the fuck, people?fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51217232532551789442007-09-13T14:35:00.000-04:002007-09-13T14:35:00.000-04:00@DevangYou too? See my comment last night on the ...@Devang<BR/><BR/>You too? See my comment last night on the Citing Executive Privilege, Bill Belichick Says "Eat a Dick." article.<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah and the reason the Donaghy thing settled so quickly is because nobody cares about the NBA, hell I'd go out on a limb and say that the scandal actually helped the NBA.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35145086958775091922007-09-13T13:57:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:57:00.000-04:00tit through a wringer.non-ESPN editor.I tried to r...tit through a <B>w</B>ringer.<BR/>non-ESPN editor.<BR/><BR/>I tried to read his banter with Schmutz last night and I got physically ill. Seriously the arrognace is just fucking unbelievable.MyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15103399623493138282007-09-13T13:50:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:50:00.000-04:00Bill Simmons has AIDS.**This is a documented fact ...Bill Simmons has AIDS.*<BR/><BR/>*This is a documented fact that has been thoroughly fact checked and edited, and is in no way an implication that said author is a goateed douche unworthy of a parasite infested leper's urine after being rolled in elephant shit and dog hair before being set ablaze by a series of hot pokers torches.Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54894280676387902072007-09-13T13:30:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:30:00.000-04:00yeah but simmons is still the only place where you...yeah but simmons is still the only place where you can get expert analysis on how 70's celtic playoff series compares to saved by the bell seasons.Ken Dynamohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01061339942941183172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2544318108948330302007-09-13T13:23:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:23:00.000-04:00the important thing is that he got the cobra kai, ...the important thing is that he got the cobra kai, britney at the vmas and shitty new movie references out of the way in paragraph 3Pemulishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03154024603391539546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56287437005081231142007-09-13T13:21:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:21:00.000-04:00@ CA-speaking of the Donaghy scandal... wasn't he ...@ CA<BR/><BR/>-speaking of the Donaghy scandal... wasn't he supposed to roll over on about 20 other refs right before the story died out? what ever happened with that?Out of Shapehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13199224359174525842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81975864930447344572007-09-13T13:18:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:18:00.000-04:00*tit through a ringer*tit through a ringerChristmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75108795739266167662007-09-13T13:17:00.001-04:002007-09-13T13:17:00.001-04:00Also, because, as this column states, Bill is "a b...Also, because, as this column states, Bill is "a big Watergate buff" I'm pretty sure he's going to put flubby's <A HREF="http://www.slate.com/id/2171741/fr/flyouttit" REL="nofollow"> through a ringer.</A>Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15962272031952204652007-09-13T13:17:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:17:00.000-04:00Speaking of ESPN fuckups. Did you guys know that ...Speaking of ESPN fuckups. Did you guys know that the Eagles and Redskins will be playing Monday night. It should be an exciting game because according to ESPN both teams are winless!!! DipnutsAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18033361967080479416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2620798218508614772007-09-13T13:15:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:15:00.000-04:00I love how his spiel about people losing interest ...I love how his spiel about people losing interest in cheating in pro sports focused on how supposedly the Donaghy scandal was eclipsed by KG going to the Celtics. I'm pretty sure that was only for you, Bill.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17309002361115198952007-09-13T13:06:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:06:00.000-04:00Speaking of 70's-era Steelers and steroids, I thin...Speaking of 70's-era Steelers and steroids, I think it was center Mike Webster who was caught/admitted to using them back then.I also like to think Terry Bradshaw took steroids, especially if the long-term side effects include balding, excessive retardation and the desire to flap your gums on national TV every week.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70373203857214702552007-09-13T12:59:00.000-04:002007-09-13T12:59:00.000-04:00I'm just happy to see you can do what ESPN seeming...I'm just happy to see you can do what ESPN seemingly cannot - admit a mistake.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14006428412924373621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72729581082729557892007-09-13T12:57:00.000-04:002007-09-13T12:57:00.000-04:00I don't think the dot com is paying anybody six fi...I don't think the dot com is paying anybody six figures to proofread on Page 2.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4650915749048660872007-09-13T12:55:00.000-04:002007-09-13T12:55:00.000-04:00Yeah, but KSK doesnt have $100K editors. But who ...Yeah, but KSK doesnt have $100K editors. But who the fuck would want to have to edit Simmons' shit twice a week.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87190136267483717732007-09-13T12:49:00.000-04:002007-09-13T12:49:00.000-04:00Spot on Jeff, I need to change that.Spot on Jeff, I need to change that.flubbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464072422781189478noreply@blogger.com