tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post6190017553127825978..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Free Crackers For Fitty, Act IBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55438759335974493272007-05-18T02:41:00.000-04:002007-05-18T02:41:00.000-04:00'Bout time we had a Cardinals related post."And st...'Bout time we had a Cardinals related post.<BR/><BR/>"And stop calling me Matty or I’m gonna tell Anquan that we went someplace without him!"<BR/><BR/>Love it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17151605393666069196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-46130456027991472392007-05-18T01:38:00.000-04:002007-05-18T01:38:00.000-04:00I'd like to see an "offseason adventure of Mike Vi...I'd like to see an "offseason adventure of Mike Vick" where he tries to follow this story. Then, when the crackers are never mentioned again, he explodes...<BR/><BR/>"..but the crackers man, fuck, what about the crackers?! FITTY, GET YO MOTHA-FUCKIN' CRACKERS!!!...holy shit, I'm stoned. Yo, Marcus, get me some crackers!"<BR/><BR/>Marcus - "dude, they're just a MacGuffin"<BR/><BR/>"YEAH!! A macguffin...go shoot up another mc donalds and get me a mcguffin...and some hash browns!"fattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12899300519210591273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48229098663765654672007-05-17T08:34:00.000-04:002007-05-17T08:34:00.000-04:00First, it's fudg-sicle...And I know they're up her...First, it's fudg-sicle...And I know they're up hereDavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15091626041529293793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-52778051366648643502007-05-17T08:17:00.000-04:002007-05-17T08:17:00.000-04:00I'd believe it if it were fudgicles instead of cra...I'd believe it if it were fudgicles instead of crackers.CoffeeTableBookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16399421843810555240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81455144473203047672007-05-16T22:35:00.000-04:002007-05-16T22:35:00.000-04:00@ becky,when people say what do you want on your c...@ becky,<BR/><BR/>when people say what do you want on your cracker i say another cracker. thats why i like them. <BR/><BR/>Mitch Hedberg so funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26538877845322991032007-05-16T20:46:00.000-04:002007-05-16T20:46:00.000-04:00Huh, mystery solved. I do NOT want my crackers to...Huh, mystery solved. I do NOT want my crackers to taste like other foods. Give me a ritz, and I'll add cheese and pepperoni if I want it. Don't try and make a pepperoni cracker, that's just sick.<BR/><BR/>Also, I like to say "pepperoni."Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07021863564276017725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63754963418265669522007-05-16T20:23:00.000-04:002007-05-16T20:23:00.000-04:00Goddammit, now I want crackers AND a McMuffin. And...Goddammit, now I want crackers AND a McMuffin. <BR/>And some grape drink.<BR/><BR/>Chicken in a Biskits are a little too chickeny for me. I don't know what they put in them to make them taste like that, and I don't wanna know. I prefer the Club cracker. It's buttery and smooth. A good cheese-and-crackers cracker. A little too rich for peanut butter, though. I prefer Zesta with peanut butter.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56437813870086278742007-05-16T19:33:00.000-04:002007-05-16T19:33:00.000-04:00Doesn't the presence of Matt Leinart mean that Fit...Doesn't the presence of Matt Leinart mean that Fitty was, in fact, provided with at least one free cracker?Tracer Bullethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423793849234700428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-49312915698103672432007-05-16T18:18:00.000-04:002007-05-16T18:18:00.000-04:00No- it's grape DRANKNo- it's grape DRANKUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09340995556320961919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91250956431047279122007-05-16T17:33:00.000-04:002007-05-16T17:33:00.000-04:00Correction:I’m gonna pour grape DRINK on your new ...Correction:<BR/><BR/>I’m gonna pour grape DRINK on your new upholstery.Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11042191186791842132007-05-16T17:30:00.000-04:002007-05-16T17:30:00.000-04:00Isn't MacGuffin the dude who said Take a Bite out ...Isn't MacGuffin the dude who said Take a Bite out of Crime?gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24801973118165855712007-05-16T17:14:00.000-04:002007-05-16T17:14:00.000-04:00Holy Crap! I learned something today by visiting ...Holy Crap! I learned something today by visiting KSK! This had better not keep up.Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10212013194891545712007-05-16T17:06:00.000-04:002007-05-16T17:06:00.000-04:00The crackers are not what we thought they were.The crackers are <I>not</I> what we thought they were.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-61269999679571910942007-05-16T16:47:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:47:00.000-04:00Di mei mao-guffin!Di mei mao-guffin!JAMMQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352714831200810867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12439476027610795922007-05-16T16:39:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:39:00.000-04:00What. The. Fuck.If I wanted a MacGuffin I woulda w...What. The. Fuck.<BR/><BR/>If I wanted a MacGuffin I woulda went to Macdonald's. Either way, Tim Hortons breakfast sandwiches are where its at now.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17123764683552479057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54373514693665666222007-05-16T16:34:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:34:00.000-04:00I think I need a hug.And a cracker.And a McMuffin....I think I need a hug.<BR/><BR/>And a cracker.<BR/><BR/>And a McMuffin.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01006391651386521809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-46366755684249544732007-05-16T16:21:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:21:00.000-04:00Did that Wiki piece even mention Hitchcock?And yes...Did that Wiki piece even mention Hitchcock?<BR/><BR/>And yes, I <I>am</I> too lazy to look for myself.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83371141595387903192007-05-16T16:17:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:17:00.000-04:00What if you used a McMuffin as a MacGuffin? Would...What if you used a McMuffin as a MacGuffin? Would the universe implode?Casual Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16687575161158275704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39029211353494695932007-05-16T16:09:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:09:00.000-04:00Flubby, those crackers always REALLY disturbed me ...<I>Flubby, those crackers always REALLY disturbed me for some reason. Do they actually taste like chicken? Cause that's kinda gross.</I><BR/><BR/><BR/>I think they are so named because they're made from ground up beaks and feet. Mmmmmmmm, chicken feet.flubbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464072422781189478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88687451223080580002007-05-16T16:04:00.000-04:002007-05-16T16:04:00.000-04:00Check out the brain on I Rape. From Wiki:The eleme...Check out the brain on I Rape. From Wiki:<BR/><BR/><I>The element that distinguishes a MacGuffin from other types of plot devices is that it is not important what the object specifically is. Anything that serves as a motivation will do. The MacGuffin might even be ambiguous. Its importance is accepted by the story's characters, but it does not actually have any effect on the story. It can be generic or left open to interpretation.<BR/><BR/>The MacGuffin is common in films, especially thrillers. Commonly, though not always, it is the central focus of the film in the first act, and later declines in importance as the struggles and motivations of characters play out. Sometimes the MacGuffin is all but forgotten by the end of the film.<BR/><BR/>Because a MacGuffin is, by definition, basically unimportant to the story, its use can challenge the audience's suspension of disbelief. Well-done works will compensate for this with a good story, interesting characters, talented acting/writing, and so on. In the case of an ambiguous MacGuffin, audiences can imagine what it is or ignore it and just go along with the story.</I>Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36018875069853042422007-05-16T15:59:00.000-04:002007-05-16T15:59:00.000-04:00Maybe the cracker is the place inside each of them...Maybe the cracker is the place inside each of them, created by their goodwill and teamwork.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39933814026677998602007-05-16T15:35:00.000-04:002007-05-16T15:35:00.000-04:00Wait, I though free crackers meant one of Leinart'...Wait, I though free crackers meant one of Leinart's pasty stick with boobs groupies for fitty, to, um, you know, eat?MyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87271463674967514562007-05-16T15:20:00.000-04:002007-05-16T15:20:00.000-04:00@ i rape:Always a good day when one sees MacGuffin...@ i rape:<BR/><BR/>Always a good day when one sees MacGuffin used in a sentence.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15091626041529293793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-59832885686679402062007-05-16T14:51:00.000-04:002007-05-16T14:51:00.000-04:00I read "Fitty" and I was expecting at least to see...I read "Fitty" and I was expecting at least to see at least one G-Unit reference.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-38733599905287356232007-05-16T14:50:00.000-04:002007-05-16T14:50:00.000-04:00Clare, is there any Pitt receiver who wasn't in yo...Clare, is there any Pitt receiver who wasn't in your building?Raskolnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17857869318197597100noreply@blogger.com