tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post573065756964908136..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Fackin' Paytree-uts Ahh 17-0 Now, You Fackin' Flarrriduh White Trash!Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-45729986541436970292008-01-14T10:32:00.000-05:002008-01-14T10:32:00.000-05:00Now more than everNow more than everChristmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29730654991348325902008-01-14T10:15:00.000-05:002008-01-14T10:15:00.000-05:00Hey Ape, you still like Indy's chances next week?Hey Ape, you still like Indy's chances next week?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627061218951999547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90769034176093988082008-01-14T09:48:00.000-05:002008-01-14T09:48:00.000-05:00it really is relevant to note that were taw-mee re...it really is relevant to note that were taw-mee really from the Q, he would be living in a triple-decka in The Neck drinking coors light (the champagne of Quincy). atlas lickahs was having a big sale on ponies at the packie.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09269541099802997545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72997476259084800382008-01-13T20:10:00.000-05:002008-01-13T20:10:00.000-05:00THIS JUST IN:The Giants and the Chargers pulled of...THIS JUST IN:<BR/><BR/>The Giants and the Chargers pulled off miracle wins.<BR/><BR/>Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!The Guileless Vituperatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14847871871443104131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75259530236085670382008-01-13T19:53:00.000-05:002008-01-13T19:53:00.000-05:00Unless the Giants or Chargers pull off a miracle w...<I>Unless the Giants or Chargers pull off a miracle win tomorrow, the Pats are looking at facing two out of three of Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Brett Favre. Sleep on that shitheads.</I><BR/><BR/>Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01405730435928386689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75011892098276628632008-01-13T15:10:00.000-05:002008-01-13T15:10:00.000-05:00Technically speaking, it should be "Taw-mee from Q...Technically speaking, it should be "Taw-mee from Quin-zee."JohnFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09339402431610031589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-79569604052163565582008-01-13T14:14:00.000-05:002008-01-13T14:14:00.000-05:00You people just go drink your Yoohoo and get over ...You people just go drink your Yoohoo and get over it. Or Ovaltine. Whichever.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83776200244557687362008-01-13T14:09:00.000-05:002008-01-13T14:09:00.000-05:00also, in all fairness, most of the patriots stuff ...also, in all fairness, most of the patriots stuff is fucking brilliant from ksk. i'm just tired of the continued allegations of racism. Boston is no worse (and no better) than any other big city, i live in Minneapolis now, and christ do people have a hair up their ass about the somali immigrant community south of downtown and the hoods up in North Minneapolis. for the same reason why assholes in Southie have a bee in their bonnet about Medford. so seriously, give it a (fackin') rest.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17547128515948176352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86098870268589110392008-01-13T14:06:00.000-05:002008-01-13T14:06:00.000-05:00@miamideisel: yes, i clearly never saw an NFL game...@miamideisel: yes, i clearly never saw an NFL game before this year. that's why i've been a "bandwagon" fan since 2001. in the 80's i was between -2 and 7 years old. i remember the Vikes of 2000 and the Rams of 1999, and neither had offenses as good as the Patriots this year. and while Marino's record demolishing season in 1984 and Montana's Niners were probably as good as the Pats for racking up points, they weren't continually as excellent in creating long, time chewing drives that seem to always result in points.<BR/><BR/>as for blitzing, yes, it will slow down the patriots- but it's very hard to get pressure on Brady without sending 5, the O-Line is pretty danged good and Brady can sidestep or step up in the pocket as well as any QB to buy time. Sending 5 is risky, too, because the pats run a 3 WR +1 TE as their base set, meaning you only have 6 DBs to cover 4-5 (depending on whether Faulk/Maroney stays in to block) receivers. that can lead to a big play even if you hurry Brady. e.g. the Giants game, where they have an excellent D-line and they blitzed fairly actively. they hit Brady a lot, but Brady still put up good numbers. so, it's not a way to stop the pats, just to slow them down.<BR/><BR/>you're completely right about Rosie Colvin- he was finally back to full speed after missing a full season when he first joined the pats, and losing him puts a lot of pressure on Bruschi and Seau, neither of who can cover much ground or react as quickly as a mike linebacker should. and getting Ugoh back will be key. i still think the Pats will win, but that's my blind homerism (i thought the same thing last year and watched in dismay as we blew the AFC championship game, although i'm happy for Payton to get his ring because, lets face it, he's the best QB of his generation and he doesn't deserve to go through the "oh, he never won the big one!" crap).<BR/><BR/>continuing with my "naming obscure patriots to prove that i actually know the team and at the same time make the homophobes queasy" trend, it's lunchtime here in the midwest, so i'm going to go grab appletinis at Cosmos with Bam Childress (practice squad guys have the day off, don'tcha know).Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17547128515948176352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44000844253723642882008-01-13T13:56:00.000-05:002008-01-13T13:56:00.000-05:00So do people from New England just not like jokes,...So do people from New England just not like jokes, or am I missing something here?dickey simpkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03686004937117720063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14353744658161318572008-01-13T12:59:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:59:00.000-05:00@miami- thanks. I actually haven't personally enco...@miami- thanks. I actually haven't personally encountered many of these stereotypical masshole fans, possibly because I moved out of boston in 2001... however, based on the incontrovertible photographic evidence in this post, and some of the comments on this site, I can't deny their existence. <BR/><BR/>instead, I'm surrounded by panthers fans, who generally watch football only because NASCAR isn't on. the one exception may be my poor boyfriend, who has the misfortune of actually caring about that team. on several occasions, this has led to the following exchange:<BR/><BR/>him: "you know, jake delhomme's a pretty good QB."<BR/>me: "no, he's not."<BR/>him: "well, he looked pretty good on that drive."<BR/>me: "he's not good."<BR/>him: "but-"<BR/>me: "just trust me. he's terrible."<BR/>*delhomme gets sacked and fumbles*<BR/>him: "I hate you."<BR/>*other team scores*<BR/>him: "god, we suck."alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07988650355759369490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-46094985087948468922008-01-13T12:58:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:58:00.000-05:00I like how the Pats fans indignantly show up here ...I like how the Pats fans indignantly show up here every week to complain about this site's stereotype of Pats fans as whiny, arrogant douchenozzles and then exhibit the behavior of, ... well, whiny, arrogant douchenozzles.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54514854923519676482008-01-13T12:56:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:56:00.000-05:00PaFlaWa!Eli AND Tony Homo are playing today, could...PaFlaWa!<BR/><BR/>Eli AND Tony Homo are playing today, could someone stop masturbating long enough to do a Peter King joke?<BR/><BR/>I'll start you out:<BR/>"Hallelujah, It's raining douche!"Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16386483538386471832008-01-13T12:40:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:40:00.000-05:00@steve:"You're a whiny ass little cunt aren't you....@steve:"You're a whiny ass little cunt aren't you. I hope you don't cut yourself over this. Your mom and dad and I are worried."<BR/><BR/>"cahnt"* (Don't hide it)HadesGigashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17081791576653623499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83952552507606408842008-01-13T12:39:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:39:00.000-05:00"the Pats are looking at facing two out of three o..."the Pats are looking at facing two out of three of Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Brett Favre. Sleep on that shitheads"<BR/><BR/>Don't forget that their last Super Bowl involved taking out that colored McNabb, so they won't even be hyped to go against those three. <BR/><BR/>The "rightful trifectah" would be the Titans in the divisional round, the Jags in the championship, and...............hell.......the Eagles in the Super Bowl. They beat three prominent black QBs!!!!<BR/><BR/>It would be their dream come alive.HadesGigashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17081791576653623499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75546506602628771772008-01-13T12:31:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:31:00.000-05:00@scott: The time in the game when the TDs were giv...@scott: The time in the game when the TDs were given up is irrelevant. Bottom line, on any given Sunday, if the Colts hold their opponent to 24 points, they will outscore them. The defense picked off Brady twice, forced 3 punts, and held them to a FG on another drive. They did their job. Does anyone think that 20 points is going to beat the Pats? Of course not. It was the Colts' offense that dropped the ball, literally and figuratively, in that game. That said, I certainly don't disagree that we'd rightfully be the underdogs in a rematch.<BR/><BR/>@jelly: um, thanks?smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-19079385983848221152008-01-13T12:07:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:07:00.000-05:00Miami diesel! as in miami dolphins diesel? holyshi...Miami diesel! as in miami dolphins diesel? holyshit you are in trouble<BR/><BR/>Let's get something straight, the pats can't stop marion barber, but they just stopped the 2nd best rushing team in the NFL? Me thinks you don't watch the patriots even play.<BR/><BR/>Don't even count the results from the Giants game, because they spent half the game pushing for records. Eli and the Giants played a great game no doubt about it. however, had the pats decided to play more ball control, the giants offense wouldn't have touched the field half as many times.<BR/><BR/>I just don't get how anyone can talk down this team when they have beaten every single team they have played and in many cases, beaten them away (colts, cowboys, etc)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10475452415020953957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2633569959999883052008-01-13T12:01:00.000-05:002008-01-13T12:01:00.000-05:00Flanders: "YOU! I don't know who you are, But I'm ...Flanders: "YOU! I don't know who you are, But I'm sure YOU'RE A JERK!" <BR/><BR/>Lenny: "Hey! I just got here a few minutes ago. What's going on?"Charlie Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00590156216917396134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-78359790333569535582008-01-13T11:09:00.000-05:002008-01-13T11:09:00.000-05:00oh yeah, you can show me your boobies too smurphet...oh yeah, you can show me your boobies too smurphette... didn't want you to feel left out.Jelly B. Goodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060769755593547331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50189224827077667602008-01-13T11:01:00.001-05:002008-01-13T11:01:00.001-05:00diesel - I haven't read anything like that since t...diesel - I haven't read anything like that since the unabomber was around...Real Men Eat Haggishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02649115637128159866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-76804657794184027172008-01-13T11:01:00.000-05:002008-01-13T11:01:00.000-05:00miami: in reality I'm an intolerable bandwagon-jum...miami: in reality I'm an intolerable bandwagon-jumping New England douchenozzle... I just try to play nice for futuremrs and allie hoping they'll post a picture showing me their boobies. My perv-side trumps the fan-side of me every time. KSK takes no prisoners!!!Jelly B. Goodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060769755593547331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72283172479797740042008-01-13T10:46:00.000-05:002008-01-13T10:46:00.000-05:00after further thought,Joe Damato was born in Newto...after further thought,Joe Damato was born in NewtonNashville Steeler Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503380725918563626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85961458293862185452008-01-13T10:27:00.000-05:002008-01-13T10:27:00.000-05:00It seems that Mr. Jim has a grudge against KSK, on...It seems that Mr. Jim has a grudge against KSK, on account of their rough and rowdy past. <BR/>[boos] <BR/> Seems, Mr. Jim is the kind of fella who wants to cast the first stone. Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgiving, Christian sort of man. And I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them... and that means you as well Ape..Nashville Steeler Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503380725918563626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-45405682408086591342008-01-13T10:19:00.000-05:002008-01-13T10:19:00.000-05:00@miamidiesel- Are you really as clueless as you se...@miamidiesel- Are you really as clueless as you seem here? I mean, we know with a handle like 'miamidiesel' that you're a grocery checkout boy and hung like a toddler, but the work you've put in on deliberately not understanding the sport is impressive. I love that in one post full of impotent diarrhea you managed to whine about injuries and the officials. I mean, one at a time is simple weakness that we all fall into now and again, but both means you win today's trophy for douchebaggery!<BR/><BR/>Also- write your own blog for fuck's sake. Nobody- not even a diseased cockpolisher like Smurphette- is interested in reading a comment that long.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14618719116378082302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66235383855597096702008-01-13T07:00:00.000-05:002008-01-13T07:00:00.000-05:00miamidiesel: tl;drmiamidiesel: tl;drBenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18049635941208600971noreply@blogger.com