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'Tis Norval the DragonslayerBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31298737727019296522008-01-16T16:53:00.000-05:002008-01-16T16:53:00.000-05:00Where's the part Sir Norval rolls a twenty sided d...Where's the part Sir Norval rolls a twenty sided die and hits the 20-1 shot to win the battle?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069654181152145893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83578163007441608702008-01-15T22:43:00.000-05:002008-01-15T22:43:00.000-05:00"Thou hast besquirted me, O Leotarded One...The ma..."Thou hast besquirted me, O Leotarded One...The maiden be thy!"<BR/><BR/>/Sheriff GoodellPunch Rockgroinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15880201424542452792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13248426537321208992008-01-15T16:00:00.000-05:002008-01-15T16:00:00.000-05:00Whats wrong with playing wow......never getting la...Whats wrong with playing wow...<BR/><BR/>...never getting laid again...Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72511369383629443282008-01-15T15:18:00.000-05:002008-01-15T15:18:00.000-05:00Hopefully Norv isn't a scuba diver - the fish woul...Hopefully Norv isn't a scuba diver - the fish would think his head is coral. Great post, sir.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10171008007688352222008-01-15T15:11:00.000-05:002008-01-15T15:11:00.000-05:00hey, Mr T plays World of Warcrack, did you ever th...hey, Mr T plays World of Warcrack, did you ever think of that, Mr. Condescending Blog Commenter?the great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27619172656728025212008-01-15T15:07:00.000-05:002008-01-15T15:07:00.000-05:00Sir Norval's alignment is Chaotic Neutral.BDD, I w...<I>Sir Norval's alignment is Chaotic Neutral.</I><BR/><BR/>BDD, I would never have taken you for a DnD nerd.<BR/><BR/>Then i thought about the dick jokes and the eating preserves out of the jar statement and found the evidence to be incontrovertible.<BR/><BR/>What's Next...you admit to playing World of Warcrack...Leaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84405425342969376292008-01-15T15:04:00.000-05:002008-01-15T15:04:00.000-05:00Only 50 points? Nay! 50 is for the common peasants...Only 50 points? Nay! 50 is for the common peasants who drawest my ire! <BR/><BR/>The Mighty Belichick the Brash shalst put up thrice digits upon thee, and shatter thine proverbial time piece.<BR/><BR/>As thoust sayest in thine far off Kingdon of Kompton, I am the wrong Dark Knight to fuck with!Animal Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13973465695466077562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81017274257552316982008-01-15T14:59:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:59:00.000-05:00@nashville: "Alabama Marmalard and the Temple of D...@nashville: "Alabama Marmalard and the Temple of Douche" is superb. Sounds like the title of Ape's next Rivers post.<BR/><BR/>@francois: As soon as JJ shot him, there was commenter skepticism that he wasn't really dead. And the Ravens play Dallas next season.smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50177054206541172302008-01-15T14:52:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:52:00.000-05:00Don't worry. They can't fire you for being awesom...Don't worry. They can't fire you for being awesome. They tried that shit at my last job and I just sat at my desk with a shotgun until they realized keeping me would be a "good business decision."naptown drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09054247149409815335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88471616011621485372008-01-15T14:48:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:48:00.000-05:00More importantly, is John Connor gonna get to fuck...More importantly, is John Connor gonna get to fuck that slutty chick terminator at some point??Gernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03705707777634247880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50842962412762165912008-01-15T14:47:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:47:00.000-05:00I was hoping for a rundown of quotes from "A Knigh...I was hoping for a rundown of quotes from "A Knights Tale."Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56252256441578132782008-01-15T14:46:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:46:00.000-05:00@ quiet"Samir and I are the best programmers they ...@ quiet<BR/><BR/>"Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place. You haven't been showing up, and you get to keep your job."<BR/><BR/>"Actually I'm being promoted."the great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13731120258710774532008-01-15T14:42:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:42:00.000-05:00Uhh...bambi...are you going to get fired?Uhh...bambi...are you going to get fired?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84851220286626280362008-01-15T14:36:00.001-05:002008-01-15T14:36:00.001-05:00A rundown of Holy Grail quotes? Never saw that com...A rundown of Holy Grail quotes? Never saw that comin'.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7936214038291594342008-01-15T14:36:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:36:00.000-05:00Knight Who Says, "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom...Knight Who Says, "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm": You must maim the prettiest QB in the league...wiiiiiith...a herring!<BR/><BR/>Sir Norval: I'll not!<BR/><BR/>Knight Who Says, "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm": Oh please.Biggus Rickushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17109947488649083118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90252602135799540132008-01-15T14:33:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:33:00.000-05:00Belichick the Brash: Allo! who is eet?Norval: It i...Belichick the Brash: Allo! who is eet?<BR/>Norval: It is Sir Norval and these are my Knights of the Whale's Vagina, whose stadium is this?<BR/>Belichick the Brash: This is the stadium of my master, Robert de Kraft<BR/>Norval: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, if he will give us victory on Sunday, he can join us in our quest for the Lombardi Trophy.<BR/>Belichick the Brash: Well I'll ask him but i don't think he'll be very keen, he's already got three you see<BR/>Norval: What?<BR/>Belichick the Brash: He's already got three.<BR/>Norval: Are you sure?<BR/>Belichick: Oh yes they're very niiiice. <BR/>Norval: Well...can we come in and have a look?<BR/>Belichick: Of course not, you are douchey types.<BR/>Norval: Well what are you?<BR/>Belichick: I'm a dick, why do you think I give such shitty handshakes.<BR/>Ladanius: What are you doing in a hoodie?<BR/>Belichick: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!<BR/>Norval: If you will not show us the Trophy, then we shall take your Stadium by force!<BR/>Belichick, you don't frighten us Californian pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so called Dragonslayer Norval, you and all your silly Californian Chargers.<BR/>Ladanius: What a strange person<BR/>Norval: Now look here my good man<BR/>Belichick: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!<BR/>Ladanius: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?<BR/>Belichick: No now go away or I shall score 50 on youthe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-40981353003980018762008-01-15T14:29:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:29:00.000-05:00@smurphette: How's Garrett going to coach? He's de...@smurphette: How's Garrett going to coach? He's dead.Chris Muellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630801652116058614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7865537283185745752008-01-15T14:28:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:28:00.000-05:00Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing ...Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. <BR/>also, if Alabama Marmalard and the temple of douche somehow manage to slay the beast..I promise to go easy on him for 1 whole weekNashville Steeler Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503380725918563626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51535438173272936222008-01-15T14:27:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:27:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Chris Muellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630801652116058614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2051401264493373162008-01-15T14:25:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:25:00.000-05:00@francois: gotta love the Monty Python.Also, this ...@francois: gotta love the Monty Python.<BR/><BR/>Also, this bodes well for a whole new series of posts next season:<BR/><BR/>http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3197523smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-73733527600993502342008-01-15T14:22:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:22:00.000-05:00I fart in your general direction! - Bill Belichick...I fart in your general direction!<BR/><BR/> - Bill BelichickChris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4090459127998355952008-01-15T14:18:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:18:00.000-05:00and since marmalard has apparently injured both kn...and since marmalard has apparently injured both knees does that mean he'll try to bite our legs off? he talks about as much shit as the black knight despite being a cripplethe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83994899332833841452008-01-15T14:15:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:15:00.000-05:00@ quietso does that mean norval will be spotted at...@ quiet<BR/><BR/>so does that mean norval will be spotted at fenway charging the Green Monster thinking it is in fact a real monster?the great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22393469220701671102008-01-15T14:13:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:13:00.000-05:00@smurphette: Gracias...my first +1 here. I couldn'...@smurphette: Gracias...my first +1 here. <BR/><BR/>I couldn't believe that line didn't get used before I got to it. <BR/><BR/>Also...this was phenomenal, ApeChris Muellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630801652116058614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64133347070941399222008-01-15T14:04:00.000-05:002008-01-15T14:04:00.000-05:00Ladanius de la Tomlinson sighs and says, "I someti...Ladanius de la Tomlinson sighs and says, "I sometimes think that all you tell me of knighthood, kingdoms, empires and islands is all windy blather and lies."Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.com