tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post5156182779699246926..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Mike Vanderjagt Has His Idiot Kicker Title Wrested AwayBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70482313643037015072007-12-31T10:03:00.000-05:002007-12-31T10:03:00.000-05:00And if Gary had even less hair, he'd look like Dic...And if Gary had even less hair, he'd look like Dick Vitale.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82058140632237679322007-12-31T08:10:00.000-05:002007-12-31T08:10:00.000-05:00I have just two words for him:Buzz Aldrin.I have just two words for him:<BR/><BR/>Buzz Aldrin.SKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08462689775218772199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10543396025860482072007-12-30T21:46:00.000-05:002007-12-30T21:46:00.000-05:00mmmmm i love me some cum soaked fruitcakemmmmm i love me some cum soaked fruitcakeDeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56596408318404241852007-12-30T21:43:00.000-05:002007-12-30T21:43:00.000-05:00A kicker who went 7-19 beyond 40 yards talking sma...A kicker who went 7-19 beyond 40 yards talking smack? Yepremian isn't fit to polish Tenzing Norgay's carabiner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87881841465330364372007-12-30T19:35:00.000-05:002007-12-30T19:35:00.000-05:00Why hasn't anyone broked Tom Brady's knees yet?!?!...Why hasn't anyone broked Tom Brady's knees yet?!?!?!<BR/><BR/>Drew - up that damned bounty for the playoffs.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18449153099101414862007-12-30T18:34:00.000-05:002007-12-30T18:34:00.000-05:00BDD,Who's your Tenzing Norgay? /Coen Bros referenc...BDD,<BR/><BR/>Who's your Tenzing Norgay? <BR/><BR/>/Coen Bros referenceAlexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09382805574263570177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-76283296691355106722007-12-30T17:57:00.000-05:002007-12-30T17:57:00.000-05:00You couldn't put up a real players point of view o...You couldn't put up a <I>real</I> players point of view on this? <BR/><BR/>Fuck that bald bag o shit.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42639335104764722622007-12-30T17:50:00.000-05:002007-12-30T17:50:00.000-05:00Garo, Mt. Everest has grown since Mercury Morris s...Garo, Mt. Everest has grown since Mercury Morris snorted all of the snow on the peak. You'll be forgotten like Ozymandias.Raskolnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17857869318197597100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30003581697246073232007-12-30T17:30:00.000-05:002007-12-30T17:30:00.000-05:00"No, I asked for RUM-soaked fruitcake!"/wah-wah-wa..."No, I asked for RUM-soaked fruitcake!"<BR/><BR/>/wah-wah-wah-WAHHHHGrimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12026690982885991462007-12-30T16:16:00.000-05:002007-12-30T16:16:00.000-05:00Wow, big points to the associated dress for making...Wow, big points to the associated dress for making Garo seem like way more of a prick than he already did.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70142888255885179372007-12-30T16:13:00.000-05:002007-12-30T16:13:00.000-05:00Classy fellow. I'd ask how he can look at himself ...Classy fellow. I'd ask how he can look at himself in the mirror after being such a jackass, but I guess a bald kicker best remembered for throwing a ball off the back of his head hasn't had an easy time of that for a while.<BR/><BR/>The bright spot to all of this that Belichek is such an antisocial, bitter fuck that in 20 years he won't even leave his house. He'll be more tolerable than Shula simply because of his absence.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35867243011938057942007-12-30T15:36:00.000-05:002007-12-30T15:36:00.000-05:00Oh, Garo, you may just be remembering the second e...Oh, Garo, you may just be remembering the second expedition to ascend Mount Everest. Don't forget those gay icons, George Mallory and Andrew Irvine, <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Mallory#Did_Mallory_and_Irvine_summit_Everest.3F" REL="nofollow">who may have died on the descent</A> of their summiting Everest.the Associated Dresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02633072394855908801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62919035485961114552007-12-30T14:30:00.000-05:002007-12-30T14:30:00.000-05:00Hey look everyone, it's the kicker who missed 13 f...Hey look everyone, it's the kicker who missed 13 field goals on a team that didn't play a .500 team talking shit! <BR/><BR/>http://www.nfl.com/players/garoyepremian/profile?id=YEP415291Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07710786324379510084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91068690318465902052007-12-30T14:01:00.000-05:002007-12-30T14:01:00.000-05:00Cum-soaked fruitcake! That's exactly what I had fo...Cum-soaked fruitcake! That's exactly what I had for breakfast this morning. How on earth did you know?<BR/><BR/>Also: yay.<BR/><BR/>Ok that's the only time, I promise.futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50460013326427497122007-12-30T12:57:00.000-05:002007-12-30T12:57:00.000-05:00I'm not a Pats fan, by any means, but isn't the "m...I'm not a Pats fan, by any means, but isn't the "mountain" that Mr. limp-wristed idiot kicker referring to higher than it used to be? I mean, last time I checked, 19-0 is better than 17-0, right?<BR/><BR/>I heard Mercury "douchebag" Morris make the same analogy. If this Patriots team goes 19-0, it'll be like they climbed Everest, knocking back the '72 Dolphis down to K-2, Denali, or Kilamanjaro status.SeanMcQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01509809045122431713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-40474149963987010362007-12-30T12:50:00.000-05:002007-12-30T12:50:00.000-05:00Dickey: I don't think the president of the united ...Dickey: <BR/><BR/>I don't think the president of the united states will give a fuck when someone else goes undefeated. Oh, and Belichick will be dead.Rant_Caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10134237879645508592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-79524342835996366192007-12-30T11:51:00.000-05:002007-12-30T11:51:00.000-05:00Couldn't you picture Brady and Belichick going on ...Couldn't you picture Brady and Belichick going on ESPN in 20 years when some other team is vying for perfection and they are the same old crusty fucks being whiny bitches about the whole scenario? Brady could talk about how much humble pie he ate, and Belichick could talk about how he sold his soul many years ago to achieve greatness.dickey simpkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03686004937117720063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80872892071095216842007-12-30T10:30:00.000-05:002007-12-30T10:30:00.000-05:00This just proves my theory that all of the '72 Dol...This just proves my theory that all of the '72 Dolphins have lost their minds. As if I needed more proof, this idiot goes to to say "I can't say how I feel because they haven't done it yet. If I had hair, I would look like Tom Cruise. But I don't have any hair. They haven't done it, so how I can I say how I feel?"<BR/><BR/>Wait, what? If you had hair you'd look like Tom Cruise? What the fuck does that even mean? If you had hair, you'd look like a dick, with hairJasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14954302500051451213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60415115328195162272007-12-30T10:24:00.001-05:002007-12-30T10:24:00.001-05:00Yepremian, Kardashian... are all famous Armenians ...Yepremian, Kardashian... are all famous Armenians jackasses?ColeTrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086309340391489447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33760576661963375462007-12-30T10:24:00.000-05:002007-12-30T10:24:00.000-05:00I've found that fruitcake being as dense as it is ...I've found that fruitcake being as dense as it is does not soak up cum adequately. Cum-soaked pound cake on the other hand... mmm, mmm, mmm, now them's some gooood eats.Jelly B. Goodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060769755593547331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-76724579871310228702007-12-30T10:18:00.000-05:002007-12-30T10:18:00.000-05:00Tenzing Nor-gay. Heh.Tenzing Nor-gay. Heh.Martha Van Borkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00925677671089481203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42791475207084442542007-12-30T09:35:00.000-05:002007-12-30T09:35:00.000-05:00If Garo challenges Gostkowski to a "Throw The Ball...If Garo challenges Gostkowski to a "Throw The Ball Backwards While Moving Your Arm Forward" contest, my money's on the bald Armenian.<BR/><BR/>It'll help balance the scales after Brady demolishes Griese in the "Bryant Gumble Sucks The QB's Dick At Midfield" competition.<BR/><BR/>Then it's down to Shula vs. Belichek in the world-class asshole coach tie-breaker.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398931203483061703noreply@blogger.com