tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post5125849395065067275..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Ask Michael Wilbon!Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80054267996305583792007-11-29T15:30:00.000-05:002007-11-29T15:30:00.000-05:00oh, and since you mentioned Marion Jones...I would...oh, and since you mentioned Marion Jones...I would still smash that.<BR/><BR/>i am not deterred by a crazy ex- or two <BR/>or her Smiegel teeth<BR/><BR/>but I would have to check and see if the 'roids gave her a clitorpenis. if it's bigger around than my pinky finger...i'm out.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91893804880090827562007-11-29T15:11:00.000-05:002007-11-29T15:11:00.000-05:00Awesome, Purely Awesome.Awesome, Purely Awesome.Mac Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02221511009686717980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74072983711271009002007-11-29T12:59:00.000-05:002007-11-29T12:59:00.000-05:00Damnit BDD, I'm in the freakin library at my schoo...Damnit BDD, I'm in the freakin library at my school and you had to put the part about the spaceship in. I just laughed unconrtrollably and everyones starting at me. Now I spilled my Mountain Dew. Thanks for being funny, dick.rar288https://www.blogger.com/profile/13383684994321002849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58805311628348223572007-11-29T12:39:00.000-05:002007-11-29T12:39:00.000-05:00I just finished reading this for the third time. I...I just finished reading this for the third time. It gets funnier every time. This is great stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64881655858148674262007-11-29T11:14:00.000-05:002007-11-29T11:14:00.000-05:00I blame the D.C. area for the rise of Kornheiser a...I blame the D.C. area for the rise of Kornheiser and Wilbon.<BR/><BR/>If you fucks didn't worship every them before, they wouldn't have a national platform by which to torture the entire country now.<BR/><BR/>Fuckin' D.C.JAMMQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352714831200810867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-78403449389535485982007-11-29T10:13:00.000-05:002007-11-29T10:13:00.000-05:00and thanks for not including any Kim K pics. they ...<I>and thanks for not including any Kim K pics. they make my cold sores flare up.</I><BR/><BR/>Say what you will, but she was awesome in Pan's Labyrinth. Did you see those sexy hooves of hers? Rrrrrroooww!Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90931997774609388312007-11-29T09:38:00.000-05:002007-11-29T09:38:00.000-05:00BDD you bring the pain my man, you bring the pain....BDD you bring the pain my man, you bring the pain.<BR/><BR/>'OMIGOD'Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10087054183087187502007-11-29T09:20:00.000-05:002007-11-29T09:20:00.000-05:00I don't know why I bother to read that Massengill'...I don't know why I bother to read that Massengill's (credit to j4b) crap anymore except to make myself angry, but here's from Simmons' chat yesterday:<BR/>"Moss isn't allowed to raise his hands in the end zone, but opposing d-backs are allowed to maul him on every play. In the Miami game, he caught 2 TD's with guys pulling his arms down - no flag. It's like he's being officiated the same way NBA refs officiated Shaq back in the day, where there's a degree of difficulty brought into it for him."<BR/><BR/>Moss can't get any separation from corners because he still runs his routes half-assed, so he has to push off before going up for any catch. He's still a monster, but that's fucking offensive interference.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75011421938226260212007-11-29T08:54:00.000-05:002007-11-29T08:54:00.000-05:00drew you are a dickhead. that's fuckin funny.and ...drew you are a dickhead. that's fuckin funny.<BR/><BR/>and thanks for not including any Kim K pics. they make my cold sores flare up.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84700763753703867162007-11-29T02:26:00.000-05:002007-11-29T02:26:00.000-05:00Nice work, Drew. You deserve a sandwich.Nice work, Drew. You deserve a sandwich.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72021216234223016252007-11-28T21:44:00.000-05:002007-11-28T21:44:00.000-05:00Yo myk...ova dis spot. y u gotzta go awn this shy...Yo myk...ova dis spot. y u gotzta go awn this shytee spot in not myne? u no ma blog iz brand nu n shyt<BR/><BR/>-marshawn...um..lynch?TopDawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15965381744341300201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43787075598727434292007-11-28T21:39:00.000-05:002007-11-28T21:39:00.000-05:00Actually, I thought that was pretty eloquent.Actually, I thought that was pretty eloquent.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80707392984434155812007-11-28T21:15:00.000-05:002007-11-28T21:15:00.000-05:00Life imitates art, Wilbon clearly reads this space...Life imitates art, Wilbon clearly reads this space:<BR/><BR/>http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/28/wilbon-kornheiser-talk-about-sean-taylor/Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02384238312112667077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-20441914181193567852007-11-28T20:55:00.000-05:002007-11-28T20:55:00.000-05:00Wilbon: Please don't bother me with all of these ...Wilbon: Please don't bother me with all of these questions.<BR/>I am attempting to serenely type on a keyboard while wearing a sportcoat and black shirt w/no tie, while I stare at you. <BR/>All this, from a stage in my life when I was fatter and wore glasses.Sonic Toothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10906954821440968850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6324653775350264252007-11-28T17:27:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:27:00.000-05:00"Michael, I just heard Charles Barkley on the radi..."Michael, I just heard Charles Barkley on the radio saying the Redskins are racist for memorializing Sean Taylor in a parking spot."<BR/><BR/>Awesome.The Sports Herniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10288050316429910676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36758330538962826002007-11-28T17:08:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:08:00.000-05:00I don't excruciate you porking fun at my fellow ge...I don't excruciate you porking fun at my fellow gerbilist Mike Wilco. You is the real knuckle sandwich!<BR/><BR/>angeredly,<BR/>EmmittFive Pound Baghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927275111698696108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58272950212365910892007-11-28T17:05:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:05:00.000-05:00remember the episode of Seinfeld where Debra Messi...remember the episode of Seinfeld where Debra Messing's ex keeps asking and answering his own rhetorical questions? <BR/><BR/>Because Wilbon doesn't. He doesn't watch that junk.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4605921416674093772007-11-28T17:04:00.001-05:002007-11-28T17:04:00.001-05:00Possibly the funniest thing I have read all week.Possibly the funniest thing I have read all week.ChadsMyGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11648972047754229332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-73878752604493503522007-11-28T17:04:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:04:00.000-05:00Sure, I kill Darojixes 1 through 96 with some Tic-...Sure, I kill Darojixes 1 through 96 with some Tic-Tacs and a spork, and you go and glorify Darojix 97 by publishing his question.<BR/><BR/>Real fucking nice, cockslurp.Phony Gwynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590531252173090128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80753448093165916152007-11-28T16:59:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:59:00.000-05:00So I guess Wilbon just became the new Bill Cosby?So I guess Wilbon just became the new Bill Cosby?Gourmet Spudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016298460487976233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26816863178394675532007-11-28T16:58:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:58:00.000-05:00A nice way to end a shit work day. Gracias.A nice way to end a shit work day. Gracias.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67860715428199565942007-11-28T16:55:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:55:00.000-05:00Emmitt, Bristol: Mike, do you think the Sex Cannon...Emmitt, Bristol: Mike, do you think the Sex Cannon is the right guy to masturbate the ball down the feel for the Bears?<BR/><BR/>Wilbon: Now THAT is a good question.Dachshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13232938491398096203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43562764189906411422007-11-28T16:54:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:54:00.000-05:00I don't think you like Wilbon.I don't think you like Wilbon.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05752363298018837277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16668181551258725992007-11-28T16:52:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:52:00.000-05:00Bobby T, New York City: Michael what do you think ...<B>Bobby T, New York City:</B> Michael what do you think is wrong with the Knicks?<BR/><BR/><B>Wilbon:</B>What a stupid question you knucklehead. We know whats wrong in New York. It's Isiah. Now I know him, not a lot, but a little bit. We had a 3some in the MSG parking garage. He was all over the place, sloppy. I would have fired him on the spot. Next question.Bobby Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401364469365101827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17539723675707973992007-11-28T16:43:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:43:00.000-05:00I fucked up, pemulis. It's in there now.I fucked up, pemulis. It's in there now.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.com