tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post4920242804838840277..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Homerism Regional: No. 3 Falcon vs. #6 Seahawk – QUIEN ES MAS MACHO?Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-61989043395564937732008-03-26T17:15:00.000-04:002008-03-26T17:15:00.000-04:00i'm pretty sure falcons can beat pit bulls, but no...i'm pretty sure falcons can beat pit bulls, but not seahawks. seahawks destroy all that is before them, as does mudhoney. <BR/><BR/>i shall name this one "kenny easley".5https://www.blogger.com/profile/10950451349851638403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63489230269972811262008-03-20T15:31:00.000-04:002008-03-20T15:31:00.000-04:00http://content.ornith.cornell.edu/UEWebApp/images/...http://content.ornith.cornell.edu/UEWebApp/images/brd_WLN_030904_100086_S.jpg<BR/><BR/>Seahawk = Osprey.<BR/><BR/>Osprey will fuck your shit up. Vote Seahawk or vote stupid.<BR/><BR/>\total homer postdick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51743065854347511012008-03-20T14:53:00.000-04:002008-03-20T14:53:00.000-04:00But seriously, crappy military hardware or no, thi...But seriously, crappy military hardware or no, this is an easy osprey. The falcon is the airborne show dog of the inbred aristocracy. It's like throwing a terrier in with a wolf.ExecutedTodayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03452108189816861566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91513687017817934472008-03-20T13:50:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:50:00.000-04:00I go with the Gay Jew FTWI go with the Gay Jew FTWrukrusherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02005928545753221172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23358025514016729192008-03-20T13:47:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:47:00.000-04:00They call me Homer.They call me Homer.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25423294726385513682008-03-20T13:41:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:41:00.000-04:00This one is Seahawk all the way. Even though the ...This one is Seahawk all the way. Even though the military Osprey vehicle is a death trap, the pictured seahawk looks like he would enjoy fucking you up. And Mudhoney sealed it.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1416222910416459392008-03-20T13:01:00.002-04:002008-03-20T13:01:00.002-04:00Do the falcons/seahawks have large talons?My swim ...Do the falcons/seahawks have large talons?<BR/><BR/>My swim team growing up was the Ospreys, so I'm going with them.smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-53163101896148407112008-03-20T13:01:00.001-04:002008-03-20T13:01:00.001-04:00Falcon or Seahawk? I haven't been this torn betwe...Falcon or Seahawk? I haven't been this torn between two nearly identical candidates since the presidential contest between John Jackson and Jack Johnson.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62312600225336296612008-03-20T13:01:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:01:00.000-04:00I'm sorry, but when an animal can be trained to re...I'm sorry, but when an animal can be trained to rest on some guy's forearm on command, and sleep whenever a small hood is placed on it's head, then that means the Falcon is a total pussy. An osprey would rather suck out the sweet eye juices in your head than play around like that.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I'm being a blatant homer right now, but is it my fault that there aren't any Atlanta homers....anywhere? Even in Atlanta?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65223396729240109722008-03-20T12:57:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:57:00.000-04:00I never saw no seahawk play fetch for a shriveled ...I never saw no seahawk play fetch for a shriveled pale nerd at Ren Faire.<BR/><BR/>Seahawk for the win.Seamus Furrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07491410181001636554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8100268899263282072008-03-20T12:49:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:49:00.000-04:00The entrance music on all of these has been perfec...The entrance music on all of these has been perfect. Well done Sir.lanceoceansidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05768172408370187046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34369044085631935572008-03-20T12:29:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:29:00.000-04:00This is going to sound retarded, but I didn't star...This is going to sound retarded, but I didn't start reading KSK until sometime after this foosteps falco person had left, so what the heck happened to the guy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5729309613107105942008-03-20T12:26:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:26:00.000-04:00Large hooked nose means he’s probably devious with...<I>Large hooked nose means he’s probably devious with money</I><BR/><BR/>Best Jew joke of the month.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50422313041757212882008-03-20T12:22:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:22:00.000-04:00Hmmm... F-16 v. SH-60 or V-22Yeah... Falcon.Hmmm... F-16 v. SH-60 or V-22<BR/><BR/>Yeah... Falcon.John S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11349777914111853034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42804659014718163522008-03-20T11:57:00.001-04:002008-03-20T11:57:00.001-04:00F-16 Fighting Falcon, outdated fighter jet in an a...F-16 Fighting Falcon, outdated fighter jet in an age of no aerial combat.<BR/><BR/>SH-60 Seahawk, one of the world's most versatile helicopters.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29918535203128699702008-03-20T11:57:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:57:00.000-04:00Then again, Blue Falcon = buddy fuckerThen again, Blue Falcon = buddy fuckerGrimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43670503643148001922008-03-20T11:45:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:45:00.000-04:00Military namesakes:F-16 Fighting Falcon, versatile...Military namesakes:<BR/><BR/>F-16 Fighting Falcon, versatile jet that remains mainstay of multiple air forces.<BR/><BR/>V-22 Osprey, gimmicky tiltrotor death trap.ExecutedTodayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03452108189816861566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23987842907612898362008-03-20T11:35:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:35:00.000-04:00"Despite these theoretical values, measurements of..."Despite these theoretical values, measurements of real stoops by using radar resulted in maximum diving speeds of only 140 km/h (87 mph)."<BR/><BR/>Osprey also dive, and are able to haul away fish up to 4 lbs from 3 feet deep.Armchair Strong Safetyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02776294978901882952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70415861720381035912008-03-20T11:34:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:34:00.000-04:00That seahawk could use a tanThat seahawk could use a tanGrimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12494086635651591482008-03-20T11:32:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:32:00.000-04:00Are seahawks the same as osprey? If so, all the Fa...Are seahawks the same as osprey? If so, all the Falcon needs is a whopping dose of DDT and the match is his.<BR/><BR/>Too soon?futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60983605269714242182008-03-20T11:28:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:28:00.000-04:00A Mudhoney reference? WTF? Take that shit back to ...A Mudhoney reference? WTF? Take that shit back to Abderdeen . . . <BR/><BR/>Anyway, I go with the Falcon.<BR/><BR/>Steve Largent worship hints at the Seahawks subconscious racism, while Jerry Glanville made the Falcons black on purpose! Go figure.JAMMQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352714831200810867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65724496325231445652008-03-20T11:27:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:27:00.000-04:00a bigger bird just means a bigger target for a fal...a bigger bird just means a bigger target for a falcon going 200 mph<BR/><BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_Falconthe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85106453152651965822008-03-20T11:10:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:10:00.000-04:00Gotta go with the hometown mascot: osprey are bigg...Gotta go with the hometown mascot: osprey are bigger than falcons. Plus Mudhoney really tied together the "Singles" soundtrack.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7891545720412674012008-03-20T11:09:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:09:00.000-04:00A falcon took my eyeball! A falcon took my eyeball...A falcon took my eyeball! A falcon took my eyeball!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.com