tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post4856135074903940577..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Sean Taylor Memorial Meast Of The Week – Divisional RoundBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-73835640116709831122008-01-23T10:17:00.000-05:002008-01-23T10:17:00.000-05:00eddie izzard:"hey did you hear?? engelbert humper...eddie izzard:<BR/><BR/><I>"hey did you hear?? engelbert humperdinck died."</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13935962336065056372008-01-18T22:21:00.000-05:002008-01-18T22:21:00.000-05:00This just in. Georgia Frontiere found dead. Ghost ...This just in. Georgia Frontiere found dead. Ghost of Carroll Rosenbloom sought by police as "person of interest."MartinTheMercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543160830733898073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88917268454714325742008-01-18T16:42:00.000-05:002008-01-18T16:42:00.000-05:00it's always funny until someone loses and eye, or ...it's always funny until someone loses and eye, or dies, or gets traded to the Eagles.My Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75517276345149401662008-01-18T16:38:00.000-05:002008-01-18T16:38:00.000-05:00Anyone who falls for the Bears trading for Trent C...Anyone who falls for the Bears trading for Trent Cole deserves practical jokes played on them.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04480055494025990122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58613322768325633302008-01-18T15:51:00.000-05:002008-01-18T15:51:00.000-05:00Who doesn't like getting their head slapped by pus...Who doesn't like getting their head slapped by pussy?From the other side of townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03531350200707427188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81116236585195941322008-01-18T15:18:00.000-05:002008-01-18T15:18:00.000-05:00By the way, is it so wrong that I once planned a W...By the way, is it so wrong that I once planned a <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlords_(arcade_game)" REL="nofollow">Warlords</A> tournament for one of my own elementary school birthday parties because I knew I would destroy everybody in it?naptown drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09054247149409815335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67558164268291975302008-01-18T15:13:00.000-05:002008-01-18T15:13:00.000-05:00@smurphetteIt's better to to cheer for the fellate...@smurphette<BR/><BR/>It's better to to cheer for the fellated rather than the fellators.naptown drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09054247149409815335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80302386976920919392008-01-18T15:12:00.000-05:002008-01-18T15:12:00.000-05:00Oh yeah Drew?!? Well my favroite Atari game was Mo...Oh yeah Drew?!? Well my favroite Atari game was Moonsweeper. That's right, Moonsweeper.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86427563452104708122008-01-18T15:10:00.000-05:002008-01-18T15:10:00.000-05:00aaaand: Gullible Friend: "YOU ARE BREAKING MY BALL...aaaand: <BR/><BR/>Gullible Friend: "YOU ARE BREAKING MY BALL$"<BR/><BR/>UZH: "You're just such an easy mark..."<BR/><BR/>Gullible Friend: "YOU SUCK...I WENT AND TOLD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE AT WORK...NOW I LOOK LIKE A JACKA$$"Steve https://www.blogger.com/profile/03764984464386973713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66866313247072237002008-01-18T15:08:00.000-05:002008-01-18T15:08:00.000-05:00Sam, your friends haven't cracked Google Trends ye...Sam, your friends haven't cracked Google Trends yet. Gotta get more people with this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8882335672762494632008-01-18T14:53:00.000-05:002008-01-18T14:53:00.000-05:00wow. you have inspired me. This exchange just occ...wow. you have inspired me. <BR/><BR/>This exchange just occurred via email to my gullible friend who is an Eagles fan (redundant, I know).<BR/><BR/>UZH: "McNabb AND Trent Cole traded to Chicago for two 1st round picks for 2008/2009 Rex Grossman and Bernard Berrian." <BR/><BR/><BR/>Gullible friend: "GET OUT OF TOWN.....ARE YOU SERIOUS....WE TRADED McNABB AND TRENT COLE?????"<BR/><BR/>UZH: "yeah, it’s crazy. I can't send you the link since you won’t be able to open it at work, but its up on espn.com. McNabb demanded to be traded immediately." <BR/><BR/>Gullible Friend: "NO FUCKING WAY! I THINK I"M GONNA HAVE TO SNEAK OUTTA WORK FOR THE AFTERNOON!"<BR/><BR/>I now wait by the phone wait for the "you are such a fucking asshole" call. Frankly I think he deserves it for being an Eagles fan and always typing in caps. Dick.Steve https://www.blogger.com/profile/03764984464386973713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84302216724872081732008-01-18T14:52:00.000-05:002008-01-18T14:52:00.000-05:00I'm making my friends furious with the Montana sto...I'm making my friends furious with the Montana story right now... As we speak, google is being overwhelmed with searches for "joe montana dead".<BR/><BR/>Thanks. That's fucking awesome.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04428651852256849301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2117295682493858402008-01-18T14:12:00.000-05:002008-01-18T14:12:00.000-05:00Martina Navratilova died.... They found her face d...Martina Navratilova died.... <BR/><BR/><BR/>They found her face down in Ricki Lake.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44996792952720775892008-01-18T14:10:00.000-05:002008-01-18T14:10:00.000-05:00Did you guys know Bobby Fischer died?/am I doin it...Did you guys know Bobby Fischer died?<BR/><BR/>/am I doin it riteRussmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16937278359640005544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85317131589594265002008-01-18T13:59:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:59:00.000-05:00Seriously though, how the fuck do you pleasure a w...Seriously though, how the fuck do you pleasure a woman with a red snapper?xzjlqcxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13702206648127009405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-79211619393104149932008-01-18T13:49:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:49:00.000-05:00He has been one of the few bright spots for Domers...He has been one of the few bright spots for Domers this year, and he's the reason I'm cheering for the Packers now that the Colts are done. That, and I totally hate both AFC finalists.smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30992376092796441842008-01-18T13:44:00.001-05:002008-01-18T13:44:00.001-05:00I'm one of those Boston douchebags, but try to lim...I'm one of those Boston douchebags, but try to limit my douchiness. Last year I was at a store and someone came in gasping, and said "Manny just got traded!"<BR/><BR/>Everyone bought it. That man deserves a medal. Priceless.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75089989194391074702008-01-18T13:44:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:44:00.000-05:00Did someone say meast?http://s182.photobucket.com/...Did someone say meast?<BR/><BR/>http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x182/planrforrobert/?action=view¤t=0116081528.jpgUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266062319415001915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75810416601357443812008-01-18T13:28:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:28:00.000-05:00This one worked on a whole bar last week:Me: Ya kn...This one worked on a whole bar last week:<BR/><BR/>Me: Ya know who died yesterday?<BR/>Them: Who?<BR/>Me: Lorena Bobbit. Car Wreck.<BR/>Them: Really? What happened?<BR/>Me: Some dick cut her off!<BR/><BR/>Oh the irony!<BR/><BR/><BR/>/showing self outYa Boy Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11874837511248586167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74932131817298385042008-01-18T13:26:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:26:00.000-05:00You guys aren't going to believe this, but John an...You guys aren't going to believe this, but John and Sherlock Holmes not only didn't die today, but they're expecting twins!The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12793403757885218332008-01-18T13:14:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:14:00.000-05:00And yet Earl Holmes lives?And yet Earl Holmes lives?Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54029654893412927282008-01-18T13:10:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:10:00.000-05:00hey Ape, Ernie Holmes died. Sadly, this is not a ...hey Ape, Ernie Holmes died. Sadly, this is not a joke.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11306101890157249102008-01-18T12:59:00.000-05:002008-01-18T12:59:00.000-05:00bobby fischer died. or is that not obvious enough?...bobby fischer died. or is that not obvious enough?Clock Cleanerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08332349112421201258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23764294186465550182008-01-18T12:57:00.000-05:002008-01-18T12:57:00.000-05:00That post was awe-/dies//empties bowelsThat post was awe-<BR/><BR/>/dies<BR/>//empties bowels85https://www.blogger.com/profile/00568424671749844052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11460168665064026332008-01-18T12:56:00.000-05:002008-01-18T12:56:00.000-05:00atari bigby played high school ball with andre joh...atari bigby played high school ball with andre johnson, roscoe parrish and udonis haslem... all of whom died yesterdayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com