tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post4395313042896011763..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: A Twinkle in TimeBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54940284954328122272008-01-11T02:11:00.000-05:002008-01-11T02:11:00.000-05:00Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco :"Factual inaccuraci...Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco :"Factual inaccuracies: Otto's right, no one is called Robert, It would be 'Bobby,' "Fauhkin Bahbby,' or "liddle Bahbby Shitcan.' Also, Brady would have been gang raped on his way to the cannery had he been wearing a NY hat, and there should have been at least one reference to murph, sully, and petey takin somebody's mom outside and 'fingha bahnged her wit a ball ping hammah.'"<BR/><BR/>hahaha that rules.<BR/><BR/>"little bahbby shitcan"<BR/><BR/>"finga banged her wit a ball ping hammah!"<BR/><BR/>goddamn. how do you guys even know how people in the masshole talk so well? its kind of uncanny. Still not as irritating and brainless sounding as "dialects" in jersey, looaung island or any where in the south. Massholes just generally talk more lude and tasteless than most of them except new yorkersToothie14https://www.blogger.com/profile/14130575595202927678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88733883066828024172008-01-09T23:24:00.000-05:002008-01-09T23:24:00.000-05:00@ Chamomile & SlashShouldn't that be "good Will Hu...@ Chamomile & Slash<BR/><BR/>Shouldn't that be "good Will Hunting II, Hunting Season"?<BR/><BR/>Fucking classic ape,pain-ther fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01688980059358117090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14484163316590446292008-01-09T17:15:00.000-05:002008-01-09T17:15:00.000-05:00matt dayyymonmatt dayyymonthe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-3343200587365599802008-01-09T16:27:00.000-05:002008-01-09T16:27:00.000-05:00RE Chamomiles Davis said...That last part read lik...RE Chamomiles Davis said...<BR/>That last part read like the aborted screenplay to Good Will Hunting II.<BR/><BR/>Word. In fact, I read parts of it aloud in Matt Damon's voice.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27477850760909189392008-01-09T16:06:00.000-05:002008-01-09T16:06:00.000-05:00A tour de force effort Ape, with a real portrait o...A tour de force effort Ape, with a real portrait of average Massholes - their inability to remember having a football team before 2001, being racist, being violently gay, having an accent that sounds like someone stomped their nuts back into their abdomen, and generally being retarded. <BR/><BR/>Also, it's gotta bug the crap out of Massholes that outside of their wet dreams, Brady wears Yankees hats and spends his off days in NYC rather than Boston.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13835279410211889368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67686295488020311272008-01-09T15:17:00.000-05:002008-01-09T15:17:00.000-05:00My name is Robert and I lived in Boston for a whil...My name is Robert and I lived in Boston for a while. I don't have a thick accent thoughFungineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094591339177402244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2474644569784778482008-01-09T13:47:00.000-05:002008-01-09T13:47:00.000-05:00MikeI said I liked the Pats rips. Did you actuall...Mike<BR/><BR/>I said I liked the Pats rips. Did you actually read the comments. So I guess you "like" not "unlike".DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-644014542983881442008-01-09T12:34:00.000-05:002008-01-09T12:34:00.000-05:00For the record, the Pats already have (had?) a bla...For the record, the Pats already have (had?) a black Welker: Troy BrownAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09097707394278503091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12957526212085211012008-01-09T12:32:00.000-05:002008-01-09T12:32:00.000-05:00I know you don't care what I think, Ape, but I thi...I know you don't care what I think, Ape, but I think if you had gone for the BB alternate reality joke instead of the Brady one, it would have been funnier. The jokes in this post just seemed a little played out to me.<BR/><BR/>Unlike Deezenutz, I don't care that you rip on my team because you rip on <I>every</I> team. Fair is fair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-77073839435482010382008-01-09T12:26:00.000-05:002008-01-09T12:26:00.000-05:00No Koolaid represent?I'm disappointed. I want some...No Koolaid represent?<BR/><BR/>I'm disappointed. I want some construda up in this muthafucka.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6018201014110198672008-01-09T12:18:00.000-05:002008-01-09T12:18:00.000-05:00I'm sure Robert'll check in sometime around 3 tomo...I'm sure Robert'll check in sometime around 3 tomorrow morning. He knows that way his comment will stay up for a few hours before we delete it.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31723059112956732092008-01-09T12:06:00.000-05:002008-01-09T12:06:00.000-05:00A black Welkah would make the whole team more like...A black Welkah would make the whole team more likeable. Except to Pats fans.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-695383718069855932008-01-09T12:04:00.000-05:002008-01-09T12:04:00.000-05:00Noted. It was included as a fuck-you to our favori...<I>Noted. It was included as a fuck-you to our favorite commenter who isn't Clint.</I><BR/><BR/>Oh, I know. I was trolling for our favorite Masshole to make an appearance, if only to complain that you described the break room all wrong.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63912662710887203682008-01-09T11:58:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:58:00.000-05:00Just for the record: grammatically conscientious t...Just for the record: grammatically conscientious though I may be, the donning of my #12 jersey and the downing of a few Boston Lagers makes me the worst kind of person.<BR/><BR/>I would never allow myself to get knocked up by a cannery worker from Quincy, however. I'd at least insist on a dockworker from Chelsea.<BR/><BR/>If we're talking alternate universe, I'd love to see Randy Moss dutifully showing up to practice 5 minutes early and taking copious notes during film-watching. And Wes Welker? Black.futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6245040185709763932008-01-09T11:45:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:45:00.000-05:00@pemulis...The rooftop confrontation you two have ...@pemulis...<BR/><BR/>The rooftop confrontation you two have is spectacular.dickey simpkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03686004937117720063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21334892849392478082008-01-09T11:41:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:41:00.000-05:00@ tech nine:no, he wears a suit, runs a casino and...@ tech nine:<BR/><BR/>no, he wears a suit, runs a casino and bought my mom boob implants. then he tried to kill me when i mentioned the sports almanac while he was in the hot tub with like 6 other milfs.Pemulishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03154024603391539546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82743955445689523592008-01-09T11:39:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:39:00.000-05:00Um, Ape, I didn't want anyone to know I was there....Um, Ape, I didn't want anyone to know I was there. You blew up my spot, thank you very much.GorgeousGeorgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08531576471926732935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88565662383582105152008-01-09T11:38:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:38:00.000-05:00@Otto Man, @tech nine:Noted. It was included as a ...@Otto Man, @tech nine:<BR/><BR/>Noted. It was included as a fuck-you to our favorite commenter who isn't Clint.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69611460938250070602008-01-09T11:35:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:35:00.000-05:00Factual inaccuracies: Otto's right, no one is cal...Factual inaccuracies: Otto's right, no one is called Robert, It would be 'Bobby,' "Fauhkin Bahbby,' or "liddle Bahbby Shitcan.' Also, Brady would have been gang raped on his way to the cannery had he been wearing a NY hat, and there should have been at least one reference to murph, sully, and petey takin somebody's mom outside and 'fingha bahnged her wit a ball ping hammah.'<BR/><BR/>That said, does Bellichek wear a clean sweatshirt with full sleeves in this alternate future?Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23656328591466968982008-01-09T11:32:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:32:00.000-05:00That last part read like the aborted screenplay to...That last part read like the aborted screenplay to <I>Good Will Hunting II</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9600373857922349872008-01-09T11:26:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:26:00.000-05:00Also the Norse woodsmen line was excellent. He lo...Also the Norse woodsmen line was excellent. He looks like Beowulf on his day off.dickey simpkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03686004937117720063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13550390871998605442008-01-09T11:25:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:25:00.000-05:00so smurphette, if futuremrs isn't a masshole, does...so smurphette, if futuremrs isn't a masshole, doesn't that just make her a hole? giggity...Jelly B. Goodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060769755593547331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60575270699953940412008-01-09T11:21:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:21:00.000-05:00I want 3 Back to the Future movies made immediatel...I want 3 Back to the Future movies made immediately detailing life after the fumble. Imagine a world where the Sports Guy wasn't an insufferable cockgoblin? Where Manning won 4 Super Bowls because there was no one to choke against? Where Randy Moss is still a bitch, AND where Bill Belichick is a bad coach?dickey simpkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03686004937117720063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26730703249880799602008-01-09T11:20:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:20:00.000-05:00Deezenuts is waiting outside the break room to mak...Deezenuts is waiting outside the break room to make sure the shift supervisor doesn't get wise to what's going on. For that, he gets to smell Mike's fingers.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72467617856084512272008-01-09T11:15:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:15:00.000-05:00If there's an addendum for deezenutz, you ought to...If there's an addendum for deezenutz, you ought to grant futuremrs her wish, perhaps as one of Brady's knocked-up girlfriends?<BR/><BR/>@futuremrs: the fact that you correct your own grammar makes me less inclined to think you are a masshole, since I do the same thing.smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.com