tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post3950497262498623052..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Non-Pornographic Sex Scenes In Which You'd Like To ParticipateBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger259125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-634147977955313972007-05-11T13:54:00.000-04:002007-05-11T13:54:00.000-04:00Jody Foster and a pinball machine. Dukes of Hazar...Jody Foster and a pinball machine. Dukes of Hazard pinball machine and Taxi Driver Jody Foster if possible.HolyDogWaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03179207673860260195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-49333957873866281432007-05-08T21:58:00.000-04:002007-05-08T21:58:00.000-04:00Hey, still plenty of great free agents out there i...Hey, still plenty of great free agents out there if you get past 1990. Nothing quite like Greta Scacchi--in feathers--in <I>Coca-Cola Kid</I>. Or Julie Christie in <I>Don't Look Now</I>, but I'd end up paying for having sex with her by getting killed by a dwarf dressed like Little Red Ridinghood.<BR/><BR/>Or how about getting to be Cary Grant, cool enough in itself, with Grace Kelly when the "fireworks" explodes in <I>To Catch a Thief</I>?Georgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09229058328541626829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87164216001057919512007-05-08T13:27:00.000-04:002007-05-08T13:27:00.000-04:00Pam Anderson in Raw Justice, up against the wall.....Pam Anderson in Raw Justice, up against the wall... I still remember the thrill of seeing Pam having simulated sex (pre-Tommy Lee video, of course)... Good times. <BR/><BR/>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110948/<BR/><BR/>And how about Jane Fonda in Barbarella? She has sex at some point in that movie, I believe. If not, I'll just be one of her shag carpets. She can roll around on me naked. <BR/><BR/>This is what happens when you are the 300th overall pick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39176789037212602532007-05-06T20:29:00.000-04:002007-05-06T20:29:00.000-04:00And since I'm waaay too late to this think I'll pi...And since I'm waaay too late to this think I'll pick another Blue Velvet scene.<BR/><BR/>Kyle MacLachlan from said film.<BR/><BR/>Isabella Roselini finds you in the closet and threatens to kill you with knife. Cuts your face right below you left eye. Asks you what you were doing there and you say you saw her get undressed. She tells you to get undressed. You do. She tells you to come closer. You do. She still has knife in her hand. She drops to her knees and your naked ass fills the 2.35:1 frame. She kisses you lower stomach and then you genitalia. You touch her. She yells "Don't touch me or I'll kill you!" and then asks if you like that kind of talk you tell her "No." She tells you to go over to a seat in the corner which you do and she follows. The doors get knocked on loudly and she tells you to hide so you go back in the closet, naked, and she opens the door only to have what I posted above happen while you watch.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12715879453530460668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28017031800306709252007-05-06T20:20:00.000-04:002007-05-06T20:20:00.000-04:00Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.1. "It's daddy you sh...Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.<BR/><BR/>1. "It's daddy you shithead. Where's my bourbon?"<BR/>2. /Stare at Isabella Rosselini's vagina. <BR/>2. "Don't you fuckin' look at me!"<BR/>3. /Inhale nitrous oxide<BR/>4. /Punch her in da face<BR/>5. /Pull of scissor to cut robe and shove in her vagina<BR/>6. /Jump on her body to dry hump<BR/>7. /Orgasm in 5 seconds<BR/>8. "You stay alive baby, do it for Van Gogh."<BR/>9. /Blow out wall candle<BR/>10. "Now it's dark."<BR/><BR/>Yup.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12715879453530460668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89840554536103908592007-05-05T18:41:00.000-04:002007-05-05T18:41:00.000-04:00I lied. I'm taking more...- Sex with a futuristic...I lied. I'm taking more...<BR/><BR/>- Sex with a futuristic Juliette Lewis in "Strange Days". I'm Tom Sizemore and we videotape the whole thing.<BR/>- The Alice in Wonderland threesome in "Where the Truth Lies". I get Alison Lohmann and a girl in an Alice costume.<BR/>- The kitchen sex scene in "The Dreamers". I'm the kid that bangs Eva Green. Thats enough for me.<BR/>- Chair sex with Catherine Bell from "Hotline". She leaves her stockings on...yum.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55298644680545387812007-05-05T17:40:00.000-04:002007-05-05T17:40:00.000-04:00Day Two means its officially free-agent signing da...Day Two means its officially free-agent signing day. I'm signing six. I apologize if any of these were alredy taken, but I scrolled through and didn't see any of them.<BR/><BR/>- Eminem banging Brittany Murphy in the factory in "8 mile". She spits on her hand...come on!<BR/>- Michael Madsen nailing Marg Helgenberger in "Species". That sexual tension was building forever in that movie. Also, I'm Mr. Blonde...I rule.<BR/>- William Hurt drilling Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat". I get to throw a chair through a window and then have sex. OK!<BR/>- The scene where Charlie Sheen get seduced by Roger Dorn's wife "Major League". She was smoking hot and you know that was the ultimate "grudge fuck".<BR/>- Shower sex with Jenny Agutter - "American Werewolf in London". Three Things that make this a fantastic pick...(1) Shower sex with a hot english nurse. (2) Van Morrison playing in the background. (3) I'm a fucking werewolf.<BR/>- Rob Lowe and Demi Moore sex montage from "about last night". I get gymnastic sex with Demi (pre-implants) at like 21 years old. Good times, indeed.<BR/><BR/>I'm the 2nd day master.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24667218283534692342007-05-05T11:11:00.000-04:002007-05-05T11:11:00.000-04:00I'll be Billy Bob taking care of Halle Berry's nee...I'll be Billy Bob taking care of Halle Berry's needs in Monster's Ball....<BR/><BR/>FoolsBob Knight's Eyebrowshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06318936046178337220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-53764546375660735272007-05-05T11:01:00.000-04:002007-05-05T11:01:00.000-04:00Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette in true rom...Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette in true romanceJ Grillshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08782850899920412620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13841186749582335412007-05-05T03:14:00.000-04:002007-05-05T03:14:00.000-04:00I'm going to have to go with The Departed. The co...I'm going to have to go with The Departed. The conversation right before the sex scene is incredible:<BR/><BR/>Costigan: You don't have any cats.<BR/>Madolyn: No.<BR/>Costigan: I like that.Shoopmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07850111888328064083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17688773385269609072007-05-05T00:46:00.000-04:002007-05-05T00:46:00.000-04:00Um...Varsity Blues. Bring on the Cool Whip.Um...Varsity Blues. Bring on the Cool Whip.BHMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18380876029237747930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-77091494140794538432007-05-04T22:28:00.000-04:002007-05-04T22:28:00.000-04:00The winshield of the dirty, dirty car in Cold Hank...The winshield of the dirty, dirty car in Cold Hank Luke.Ors Kowalskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08249782323384699037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72669089821387409552007-05-04T22:18:00.000-04:002007-05-04T22:18:00.000-04:00I meant to put a youtube link to The Hunger scene ...I meant to put a youtube link to The Hunger scene I mentioned but then I put up the wrong one, so I deleted that. Here's the correct one:<BR/><BR/>http://youtube.com/watch?v=1g8PEdOIvlwJames Wuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07216575732548803914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6840137569819923462007-05-04T22:10:00.000-04:002007-05-04T22:10:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.James Wuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07216575732548803914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70417078140050841392007-05-04T21:45:00.000-04:002007-05-04T21:45:00.000-04:00Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger...Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger--I'd be happy to be either of those women doing the other.James Wuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07216575732548803914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8689925780082300572007-05-04T20:52:00.000-04:002007-05-04T20:52:00.000-04:00Shit, all my first choices (Wild Things, Bound, Ba...Shit, all my first choices (Wild Things, Bound, Bad Santa) were taken. So I'm taking the "You're gonna be my regular Saturday night thing" scene from "Roadhouse."<BR/><BR/>I'll also snag the ice cube scene from "Do the Right Thing."<BR/><BR/>Lastly, does Jim Kelly with about a dozen white and Asian chicks in "Enter the Dragon" count? The sex was only implied, but those women looked mighty satisfied.Tracer Bullethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423793849234700428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24376974002983647602007-05-04T20:15:00.000-04:002007-05-04T20:15:00.000-04:00I'm kicking myself for being stuck at work and mis...I'm kicking myself for being stuck at work and missing this draft, but like the Seahawks in the draft, 'tis better late than never.<BR/><BR/>The alien-controlled astronaut guy screwing the identical twins in Species II.<BR/><BR/>Check, and Mate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66987139813527309852007-05-04T18:50:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:50:00.000-04:00Michael Caine fucking the daughter of his friend o...Michael Caine fucking the daughter of his friend on the beach in Blame it on Rio is pretty fucking great. I take that.Biggus Rickushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17109947488649083118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13558794267622386712007-05-04T18:49:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:49:00.000-04:00My sleeper pick:The "Lumberg Fucked Her" nightmare...My sleeper pick:<BR/><BR/>The "Lumberg Fucked Her" nightmare from Office Space. <BR/><BR/>Oooh, just move a little to the right, that would be grreaaat...<BR/><BR/>Feet in the air -- CHECK<BR/>Mug of Coffee -- CHECK<BR/>TPS Reports -- CHECK<BR/><BR/>scoreSwede Zombie Jesushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01996457126842490898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9281799925292540972007-05-04T18:43:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:43:00.000-04:00I'm later for this draft than the Washington Redsk...I'm later for this draft than the Washington Redskins, but I'm stuck between...<BR/><BR/>1.) Rubbing ice cubes on Rosie Perez in "Do the Right Thing."<BR/><BR/>2.) Nailing Jada Pinkett on the countertop in "Jason's Lyric."<BR/><BR/>What do you think, sirs?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05444141543616765372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27192564904025554332007-05-04T18:40:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:40:00.000-04:00Jay and Silent Bob strike back: The Stereotypical ...Jay and Silent Bob strike back: The Stereotypical 4-Way Porno scene where the pizza guy gets to sex Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and some random woman.<BR/><BR/>After which he gets to go on the Colbert Report.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13682098433834928062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4462428653355219152007-05-04T18:30:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:30:00.000-04:00Alright, total chick flick, but the scene in Love ...Alright, total chick flick, but the scene in Love Actually where the English dude takes the four hot chicks, including Shannon Elizabeth and Elisha Cuthbert, to bed and they're too poor for pajamas...<BR/><BR/>That's all... I need nothing else.lastchancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06655730740323042779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48829212522123331802007-05-04T18:28:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:28:00.000-04:00Kudos to ladyandrea for realizing people were gett...Kudos to ladyandrea for realizing people were getting laid JUST off camera in black & white with that TO HAVE & HAVE NOT pick. Plus you get that Hemingway bankshot for extra testosterone.<BR/><BR/>And since we're in I guess the fourth or fifth round I'm just going to take four rounds with Jessica Lange in THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE with extra splashes of flour to accentuate the wet spots. Remember that's FOUR times with Jessica Lange AND I get to make Jack Nicholson confused amazement/total gratitude /who's your demon daddy faces all in the same scene and she's clearly been waiting months if not years for it. I'm sayin'! <BR/><BR/> And my verification code here "kzqvihhw" - is just one of the crazy noises I force her to make.Barneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12414758562291629065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-45104886619070202892007-05-04T18:11:00.000-04:002007-05-04T18:11:00.000-04:00Can't believe everyone missed this, or maybe I'm s...Can't believe everyone missed this, or maybe I'm some sort of vanilla freak...<BR/><BR/>Demi Moore on the kitchen floor in Indecent Proposal.Powerslavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04636935272142931446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70020347471095339432007-05-04T17:21:00.000-04:002007-05-04T17:21:00.000-04:00How about the stair scene in A History of Violence...How about the stair scene in <I>A History of Violence</I>. For lack of a better term, it's violent.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10050025741598798792noreply@blogger.com