tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post3619433787594148851..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Sex Cannon is Dead; Long Live the Sex CannonBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62811419119097033672007-09-27T15:22:00.000-04:002007-09-27T15:22:00.000-04:00Hi! I liked your site! It's very nice!I have acar!...Hi! I liked your site! It's very nice!I have a<BR/><A HREF="http://car-dealers-usa.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">car</A>!Archerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17910502477202136733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9502628283629274542007-09-25T11:40:00.000-04:002007-09-25T11:40:00.000-04:00Not that anyone should or does care, but the meter...Not that anyone should or does care, but the meter is officially defined as the distance light travels in 1⁄299,792,458th of a second.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09789018120964720993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48453485536128110772007-09-24T17:53:00.000-04:002007-09-24T17:53:00.000-04:00Rex has only gone flaccid between his sexplosions....Rex has only gone flaccid between his sexplosions. All he needs is some Vitamin B and maybe some amyl nitrate tabs and he'll be back in prime form. <BR/><BR/>Maybe a couple strippers, too.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-68957850246094828072007-09-24T15:34:00.000-04:002007-09-24T15:34:00.000-04:00Here lies the Cumslinger, he dared to go deep but ...Here lies the Cumslinger, he dared to go deep but seemed to come up short...except with the ladies of Miami and Chicago.<BR/><BR/>Will he be buried next to Falco?<BR/><BR/>Cowboys 3-0. Eat it Harvey.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-92028207727562617752007-09-24T15:13:00.000-04:002007-09-24T15:13:00.000-04:00Did Grossman have anything to do with two other Be...Did Grossman have anything to do with two other Bears suffering groin injuries? Just wondering.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7929547974344477482007-09-24T14:49:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:49:00.000-04:00I still go back and read the original Sex Cannon p...I still go back and read the original Sex Cannon post from time to time and it still cracks me up. Of course so does the term "fartknocker" so maybe I'm just immature.<BR/><BR/>Hee hee! I said Fartknocker!Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-79124874044507484392007-09-24T14:47:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:47:00.000-04:00I'm not a republican. I'm a Rexologist.I'm not a republican. I'm a Rexologist.Krolik1157https://www.blogger.com/profile/11029784332883995996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69136554732737273462007-09-24T14:27:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:27:00.000-04:00@shan,What will we do then?I will be walking aroun...@shan,<BR/>What will we do then?<BR/>I will be walking around with a funnel and a empty 2 liter bottle collecting as many grossman bodily fluids as i can...<BR/><BR/>Becuase in 15 years it will be our national currency... 2 teaspoons of sex jelly will equal roughly a nickleCalvin's got a jobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00352894385130993294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64786080183634210752007-09-24T14:19:00.001-04:002007-09-24T14:19:00.001-04:00Rex can go away...but in 15 years none of us will ...Rex can go away...but in 15 years none of us will be able to escape his offspring. I'm talkin' armies of hormone pumped teens all over America. What will we do then?Shaun Murrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930750467331790314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9884659139263699582007-09-24T14:19:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:19:00.000-04:00Poor Rex, he had a rough off season. Damn golden b...Poor Rex, he had a rough off season. Damn golden boy Tom Brady stealing his cumslinging thunder knocking up two ladies. Kyle Orten came over, drank all his peppermint schnapps, and puked on his bear skin rug.Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58181213087451786982007-09-24T14:16:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:16:00.000-04:00It's probably tough on Rexy with all the new compe...It's probably tough on Rexy with all the new competition for the ladies of the Chicago area after the Bears drafted G-Reg Olsen. I'm told he has a third leg, and not just for rhyming purposes. <BR/><BR/>for those unfamiliar: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Floor_Crewbfreakin3https://www.blogger.com/profile/08862305898272407120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69870097527310240662007-09-24T14:11:00.001-04:002007-09-24T14:11:00.001-04:00@CalvinYou cant mention a 24" cock and feedback in...@Calvin<BR/><BR/>You cant mention a 24" cock and feedback in the same statement.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25749164088046907352007-09-24T14:11:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:11:00.000-04:00hey hey now, don't blame USC. I am an SC alum and ...hey hey now, don't blame USC. I am an SC alum and I blasted the Bears organization on my blog last night for having Grossman on Papa Bear Halas' team. <BR/><BR/>But I am a USC Democrat, and this dude sounds like a USC Republican. Which makes us two vastly different breeds. lolGridiron Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04390867768807505063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30429113644435122972007-09-24T14:08:00.000-04:002007-09-24T14:08:00.000-04:00Long live the cumslingerBut if we're not going to ...Long live the cumslinger<BR/><BR/>But if we're not going to be discussing him anymore I think Mike Furrey would be a good alternative.<BR/><BR/>I heard he has a 24" cock and has to coil it in his cup during games<BR/><BR/>Thoughts? Feedback?Calvin's got a jobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00352894385130993294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14755593812052277402007-09-24T13:53:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:53:00.000-04:00Purple Jesus had a good day in another loss for th...Purple Jesus had a good day in another loss for the soon to be 3-13 Vikings, so BDD had to be distracted from the Sex Cannon backfiring again.grungedavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03618624498084343808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28708009291787345522007-09-24T13:46:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:46:00.000-04:00Adios Sex Cannon Rex Grossman.Hola Spank Musket Ky...Adios Sex Cannon Rex Grossman.<BR/><BR/>Hola Spank Musket Kyle Orton!Five Pound Baghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927275111698696108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13852142859553050412007-09-24T13:41:00.001-04:002007-09-24T13:41:00.001-04:00Please Rex, have a good game this week so you can ...Please Rex, have a good game this week so you can stay in the lineup to give my Packers a free win Week 5.<BR/><BR/>Thanks!Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914303686336953268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41455521560559945822007-09-24T13:41:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:41:00.000-04:00I was really looking forward to some vintage BDD v...I was really looking forward to some vintage BDD venom today...Maybe later?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14378321737325100378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5478260118774498522007-09-24T13:36:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:36:00.000-04:00Rex may not move the Bears offense, but his impact...Rex may not move the Bears offense, but his impact on the football world is not to be denied. Because of Rex Grossman, someone is going to pick up the Lions defense this week. Because of Rex Grossman, millions of people in Chicagoland are overeating in hopes of feeling better. Oh well, hopefully this will just be a springboard to the career he was really meant for: playing the part of abusive husbands on lifetime movies.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56512543410460624202007-09-24T13:28:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:28:00.000-04:00With the Wade/Jerry posts, I won't miss the Sex Ca...With the Wade/Jerry posts, I won't miss the Sex Cannon posts too much.. btw, are you guys going to sell the remaining Sex Cannon shirts at a discounted price ?Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5964861990641558352007-09-24T13:26:00.001-04:002007-09-24T13:26:00.001-04:00John is a great writer. It's too bad he wastes his...John is a great writer. It's too bad he wastes his time writing about the NBA. Too bad about Rexy going away. We'll always have Miami.big skinnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17156553541322090797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54738878260758984852007-09-24T13:26:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:26:00.000-04:00MEMORANDUMTO: USCFROM: Swing4DATE: September 24, 2...MEMORANDUM<BR/>TO: USC<BR/>FROM: Swing4<BR/>DATE: September 24, 2007<BR/>RE: Argumentation<BR/><BR/>Teach formal logic to your undergraduates.<BR/><BR/>Also, you suck.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-68365332426649804712007-09-24T13:15:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:15:00.000-04:00Bill Clinton was also Sex Cannon-like. He would b...Bill Clinton was also Sex Cannon-like. He would bang anything that moved.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10874691333143667142007-09-24T13:12:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:12:00.000-04:00Damn, and I was getting ready to announce that in ...Damn, and I was getting ready to announce that in 2008 The Sex Cannon will be on the move.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25621039782463814182007-09-24T13:07:00.000-04:002007-09-24T13:07:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.com