tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post1937150569685685434..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Straight From the 'LardBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33798490749716125572008-02-14T16:43:00.000-05:002008-02-14T16:43:00.000-05:00Jerri Blank...ha haha. Perfect.Jerri Blank...ha haha. Perfect.BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1975618405195037282008-02-14T16:07:00.000-05:002008-02-14T16:07:00.000-05:00If you're looking for the real 'Lard, it's in his ...If you're looking for the real 'Lard, it's in his wife's thighs.<BR/><BR/>No way out, Marmalard.<BR/>No way out.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06629994661997522959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-68881966171914144852008-02-14T11:46:00.000-05:002008-02-14T11:46:00.000-05:00Finally got a chance to read this... it brought gr...Finally got a chance to read this... it brought great joy to my dry, shriveled, cynical little heart.futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90563900965401423642008-02-14T11:09:00.000-05:002008-02-14T11:09:00.000-05:00'Lard! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky...'Lard! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky. <BR/>'Lard! Floats by in clusters in our water supply. <BR/>'Lard! It's in all of us, man. Our pores, and in our hair. <BR/>'Lard! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear.BaCsonkaDonkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17383098709895283213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-46914533588328863702008-02-14T08:26:00.000-05:002008-02-14T08:26:00.000-05:00She doesn't trust albinos, no pigment.She doesn't trust albinos, no pigment.CoffeeTableBookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16399421843810555240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84320068368928475502008-02-14T07:42:00.000-05:002008-02-14T07:42:00.000-05:00Jerri was the most recent thing on TV that ever ga...<I>Jerri was the most recent thing on TV that ever gave me a creepy nightmare.</I><BR/><BR/>Did she get your bacon strip sizzlin'?Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24760536027622984972008-02-13T22:16:00.000-05:002008-02-13T22:16:00.000-05:00i havent even read this yet but i already know im ...i havent even read this yet but i already know im happy...i asked for more marmalard...and the lord has given! ....and xmas apeaaronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14543195546586657670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84781018753914526852008-02-13T19:55:00.000-05:002008-02-13T19:55:00.000-05:00Christ, she does look like Jerri Blank. Jerri was...Christ, she does look like Jerri Blank. Jerri was the most recent thing on TV that ever gave me a creepy nightmare.Porky1https://www.blogger.com/profile/08899795184253690500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16560488102286495422008-02-13T19:20:00.000-05:002008-02-13T19:20:00.000-05:00Jerri Blank and Laura Bush back to back. No wonde...Jerri Blank and Laura Bush back to back. No wonder Marmalard has trouble keeping Mandy's interest in the car.SonOfSpamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05173532263932329137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22064151524390734212008-02-13T18:57:00.000-05:002008-02-13T18:57:00.000-05:00"I'M LOOKING FOR A GLEAMING FUCKING BLOW JOB BAUBL..."I'M LOOKING FOR A GLEAMING FUCKING BLOW JOB BAUBLE THAT'LL MAKE MY NORMALLY PRUDISH WIFE BREAK OUT THE FREAK NASTY SAUCE!"<BR/><BR/>You are a poet, Ape.<BR/><BR/>Also: Onry two posts so fall today no make me smirre.dead accounthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12410889919780487432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-61172656247716981522008-02-13T18:18:00.001-05:002008-02-13T18:18:00.001-05:00Marmalard is BAAACK!Good work, Ape. When you're o...Marmalard is BAAACK!<BR/><BR/>Good work, Ape. When you're on, no one else is close.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16865526278539564062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47788805752610952872008-02-13T18:18:00.000-05:002008-02-13T18:18:00.000-05:00moof, is anyone really in a good position for a ri...moof, is anyone really in a good position for a rimming after mexican food?<BR/><BR/>oh, and steak and bj day is March 14th, I've already got it marked in my outlook calendar.The Lazerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367028936272420134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26617666518475471972008-02-13T17:50:00.000-05:002008-02-13T17:50:00.000-05:00LT stands for Low Tolerance for pain. Glad to see...LT stands for Low Tolerance for pain. Glad to see we don't have to wait until next season for more Marmalard goodness.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00601040508378766271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30061209297256107632008-02-13T17:19:00.000-05:002008-02-13T17:19:00.000-05:00why not just fuck the onion ring?why not just fuck the onion ring?Pemulishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03154024603391539546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25150737101456001232008-02-13T17:03:00.000-05:002008-02-13T17:03:00.000-05:00I might as well slip an onion ring on her fattenin...<I>I might as well slip an onion ring on her fattening digits.</I><BR/><BR/>I might try this one tonight. Its not like I could get less sex then zero.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069654181152145893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55597096826676065942008-02-13T16:54:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:54:00.000-05:00I wonder when will I'll get one of those... :(A ru...I wonder when will I'll get one of those... :(<BR/><BR/>A ruby ring?<BR/><BR/>No...a husband like Marmalard. :(Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33876354369464390672008-02-13T16:53:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:53:00.000-05:00I'll be laughing for a long while at Shaq Trade co...I'll be laughing for a long while at Shaq Trade coffee. Well played, Ape.Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01939086153153265590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7889349162563036172008-02-13T16:50:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:50:00.000-05:00I almost cooked it!<I>I almost <B>cooked it</B>!</I>Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05677995456687686073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70884460156624620802008-02-13T16:43:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:43:00.000-05:00And Dan is the winner.Or loser, I guess, since we'...And Dan is the winner.<BR/><BR/>Or loser, I guess, since we're talking about obscure stand-up references. We call it the Dennis Miller Ratio.<BR/><BR/>(For the record, it's from his bit about the fancy dinner with the gold shavings on the dessert.)Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21246247573675502122008-02-13T16:37:00.001-05:002008-02-13T16:37:00.001-05:00Marmalard, spurned by his wife once again, should ...Marmalard, spurned by his wife once again, should probably pay a visit to silky Garrard to finally get the release he deserves.Jonny Epichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12698228057860533385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83420901558983930472008-02-13T16:37:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:37:00.000-05:00@ ottomani know its a david cross joke but thats a...@ ottoman<BR/><BR/>i know its a david cross joke but thats as much as my mind is letting me remember today. <BR/><BR/>/wait a minute, i hate harlow.seventysixershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292477209233275470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29595164677237598262008-02-13T16:32:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:32:00.000-05:00"Shaq Trade Coffee"Genius."Shaq Trade Coffee"<BR/><BR/>Genius.FFJewbaccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957073425821717405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24251551573723695162008-02-13T16:23:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:23:00.000-05:00Wow. Piling on Mike Webster.You just made my day,...Wow. Piling on Mike Webster.<BR/><BR/>You just made my day, in that "At least there are some mother fuckers out there more tasteless than I" kind of way.<BR/><BR/>Thanks!nickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14966004084815172076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75981490552796535762008-02-13T16:15:00.000-05:002008-02-13T16:15:00.000-05:00my boyfriend bought me a blow job bauble once... i...my boyfriend bought me a blow job bauble once... <BR/><BR/>it works, fellas.hi there maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00139767806562562279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50097279560195870972008-02-13T15:54:00.000-05:002008-02-13T15:54:00.000-05:00[Rivers throws shopping bag, which wafts in the ai...<I>[Rivers throws shopping bag, which wafts in the air for 30 seconds then falls two feet in front of him, spilling the contents onto the floor]</I><BR/><BR/>Never, ever gets old.Leaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.com