tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post1856887814793345715..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Is There a Lesser of These Two Douches?Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84627235782974202162008-01-22T22:44:00.000-05:002008-01-22T22:44:00.000-05:00fuck off deezenutz.go back to being a smug pats fa...fuck off deezenutz.<BR/>go back to being a smug pats fan.<BR/>another touchdown...yes...mwah hah hah....we are soooo good. golf clap everyone. You make me sick.<BR/>If the Pats beat the Steelers next year I'm gonna get arrested. I can't take this shit anymore.wittyunpredictablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13200008685573478400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14565824659778522122008-01-20T23:24:00.000-05:002008-01-20T23:24:00.000-05:00"At the Steelers bar I go to, we have fans of oppo...<I>"At the Steelers bar I go to, we have fans of opposing teams show up all the time. We'll talk shit to them, sure. But not force them to leave because they're cheering against Pittsburgh."</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah - there's a Steelers bar in Brooklyn I've gone to a few times and the last time was for the Steelers/Pats game. Since it was a Steelers bar, obviously there were about 98% Steelers fans there, but about 5 guys and 1 broad wearing Pats jerseys were there being annoying, as they tend to be. They got some dirty looks, but none of the Steelers fans started any fights or attempted to have the douchebags thrown out, even when the game was clearly out of our hands and they started getting louder and more confrontational. <BR/><BR/>Even though the place is widely known as primarily a STEELERS BAR, anyone has the right to go there to root for or against whoever the hell they want. That's not a dick move. What's a dick move is going to that bar and talking shit to the losing team's fans when your team is the favorite and undefeated. It would be one thing if they were the underdogs and somehow rallied to kick our asses. Then I could see having an outburst of pride and wanting to give a big "fuck you" to everyone who doubted them. But when your team is the darling of the NFL and your QB was quite possibly made in a lab - you feel the need to point out the obvious to the losers' fans? In THEIR bar? I guess it's the bar's fault. They didn't have any of that famous humble pie on the menu.BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31506509576343857892008-01-20T22:59:00.000-05:002008-01-20T22:59:00.000-05:00Agree on point #2 above... I consider getting kick...Agree on point #2 above... I consider getting kicked out of a bar for supporting the team you want to support a badge of honor. Like the time I got kicked out of a Yankees bar in NYC for throwing my beer on a guy when he told me he was going to "anal fist" my mother because I was wearing a Sox shirt. I'd do it again in a second. <BR/><BR/>Seriously, don't let some shit-talking rando on your blog get you down.<BR/><BR/>/also a shit-talking rando on your blog, but now with 30% more flavorfuturemrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80306607429367283632008-01-20T22:37:00.000-05:002008-01-20T22:37:00.000-05:00Ape, think of it as a blessing in disguise. 1. Y...Ape, think of it as a blessing in disguise. <BR/><BR/>1. You didn't have to be there when the game ended<BR/><BR/>2. Getting kicked out of a bar is almost always worth a pretty good story for months to come<BR/><BR/>3. If you ever own a bar, you can kick out whoever you want for whatever reason and just tell people "Hey, I don't make the rules. Murphy's does."larry bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13646537145612677810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24329747808285923982008-01-20T22:26:00.000-05:002008-01-20T22:26:00.000-05:00Sure, I went there for the express purpose of root...Sure, I went there for the express purpose of rooting against the Pats, which is in itself a pretty dick move. But as long as I'm not vocally carrying on and taunting people - I wasn't - clapping for the other team shouldn't be grounds for being thrown out.<BR/><BR/>Not an indictment against all Pats fans. Just a shitty bar. Some DC Pats fan e-mailed me saying he wasn't surprised I got thrown out of the bar, as it's crawling with douches, even for Pats fans.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86588842929823875072008-01-20T22:16:00.000-05:002008-01-20T22:16:00.000-05:00Why. Did. You. Go. There. If. Not. To. Be. A. Dick...Why. Did. You. Go. There. If. Not. To. Be. A. Dick?<BR/><BR/><BR/>So one girl, thats all it takes? I am disappointed Ape. Thats sad, really.DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33550845890289585882008-01-20T22:01:00.000-05:002008-01-20T22:01:00.000-05:00Like I said, Pats fans have shown up at the Steele...Like I said, Pats fans have shown up at the Steelers bar I go to for the same purpose. We'll talk shit to them, sure, we we don't make them leave.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-32647200936692898232008-01-20T21:58:00.000-05:002008-01-20T21:58:00.000-05:00"I hate Patriots fans""I decided to go to a Pats b..."I hate Patriots fans"<BR/><BR/>"I decided to go to a Pats bar for the most important game of the year, when there is only that game on, specifically to root against them. I can't believe that ended badly"<BR/><BR/>"For whatever reason, even though I hate Pats fans and i could've gone anywhere, I wanted to be surrounded by them while rooting against their team. Even though I spent 19 weeks trashing Pats fan, I wanted to be there. Also, I chose to go there. On purpose."<BR/><BR/>"Yeah, that's right, the Pats fans are the douches"DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33475096941322876532008-01-20T21:52:00.000-05:002008-01-20T21:52:00.000-05:00It was Murphy's in Alexandria, Va. I wasn't starti...It was Murphy's in Alexandria, Va. I wasn't starting fights. Some girl yelled at me after I clapped following a Brady pick. I called her a bitch, she went running to the bar staff and they had me leave.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-32128760786048802112008-01-20T21:25:00.000-05:002008-01-20T21:25:00.000-05:00Also, how many AFC championship games did you go t...Also, how many AFC championship games did you go to in said bar? Why would you go to that bar except to be a dick? Why, then, didn't you get hit instead of just shown out?DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39350181482729320492008-01-20T21:22:00.000-05:002008-01-20T21:22:00.000-05:00If you spell a word rong ur a dooche? thaat shin...If you spell a word rong ur a dooche? thaat shinks. Methinks Mayer Mcquess us a dooch.<BR/><BR/>Ape, what bar? Where you starting fights? Is the bar the douche or the fans? Because, typically. the other patrons do not have the authority to kick you out(unless you go to a Yankees' game, you you chant "asshole" at anyone, the fuzz will kick that person out.) Your story is full of unanswered yet interesting questions.<BR/><BR/>What town were you in?DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82410887990080859382008-01-20T20:40:00.001-05:002008-01-20T20:40:00.001-05:00At the Steelers bar I go to, we have fans of oppos...At the Steelers bar I go to, we have fans of opposing teams show up all the time. We'll talk shit to them, sure. But not force them to leave because they're cheering against Pittsburgh.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88894035836693541732008-01-20T20:40:00.000-05:002008-01-20T20:40:00.000-05:00No, you're a douche if you write route instead of ...No, you're a douche if you write route instead of root AND you're a Pats fan.<BR/><BR/>Yes, you are.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870091001380285449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58840814175013556252008-01-20T20:33:00.000-05:002008-01-20T20:33:00.000-05:00Also, if you go to a Pats bar and route against th...Also, if you go to a Pats bar and route against the Pats, aren't YOU the douche?<BR/><BR/>Yes, yes you are.DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47130248695524752462008-01-20T20:32:00.000-05:002008-01-20T20:32:00.000-05:00I'm sorry cocksucks, how was Brady ever a douche a...I'm sorry cocksucks, how was Brady ever a douche again?DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66961485443032337952008-01-20T19:17:00.000-05:002008-01-20T19:17:00.000-05:00thanks smurphette. I have to say, as much as I dis...thanks smurphette. I have to say, as much as I dislike indy as our rivals, they don't really give me many reasons to... unlike, say, the chargers. <BR/><BR/>man, it's so easy to hate the chargers. thank you for that, phillip rivers.alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07988650355759369490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36614698143414544602008-01-20T19:11:00.000-05:002008-01-20T19:11:00.000-05:00Tom Brady ate my baby.Tom Brady ate my baby.The Schlub Reporthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107507507000444492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-68623399309753324862008-01-20T19:06:00.000-05:002008-01-20T19:06:00.000-05:00Yay.That said, I'd imagine that the bounty on Tom ...Yay.<BR/><BR/>That said, I'd imagine that the bounty on Tom Brady's knees is going into triple digits soon, if only to avenge Ape.JEDowneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03033526660111271404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91345098189449535622008-01-20T19:02:00.000-05:002008-01-20T19:02:00.000-05:00@futuremrs: I'm guessing it was the latter. Congra...@futuremrs: I'm guessing it was the latter. Congrats on the win, and to allie, too. Unlike many of your fellow fans, you are gracious in victory, and it is appreciated.smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80640303302574619082008-01-20T18:46:00.000-05:002008-01-20T18:46:00.000-05:00My brother and I were guessing that, knowing he'd ...My brother and I were guessing that, knowing he'd be out for the entirety of the second half, he just went and blazed in the locker room -- the visor was to cover up his red puffy eyes.<BR/><BR/>Or maybe he was crying.futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14729984380875642172008-01-20T18:33:00.000-05:002008-01-20T18:33:00.000-05:00yay!that will be the extent of my post-game smack ...yay!<BR/><BR/>that will be the extent of my post-game smack talk.<BR/><BR/>anyone else think LT looks kind of like darth vader with his visor on?alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07988650355759369490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56685264594600448292008-01-20T18:21:00.000-05:002008-01-20T18:21:00.000-05:00Woo! 19-0! 19-0! Fuck all you haters. I swallo...Woo! 19-0! 19-0! Fuck all you haters. I swallow Brady's mansperm.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>(I thought it would take the wind out of those fucks' sails if I said it first.)JakesAlterEgohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05099695249686972253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31277418777773713032008-01-20T17:58:00.000-05:002008-01-20T17:58:00.000-05:00To be fair, we're not ALL sorry pathetic bitches. ...To be fair, we're not ALL sorry pathetic bitches. At least, I don't think we are...SThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303728789970495544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-264573338812748642008-01-20T17:23:00.000-05:002008-01-20T17:23:00.000-05:00I want to see some Volektricity! Come on, Norval, ...I want to see some Volektricity! Come on, Norval, get with the program.smurphettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182518749886034192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30592299343260593512008-01-20T16:47:00.000-05:002008-01-20T16:47:00.000-05:00Dan Marino should get bitch slapped for not keepin...Dan Marino should get bitch slapped for not keeping his phone on vibrate during a fucking halftime show. Also, I'm getting tired of teams helping the Pats out by not converting damn goal line situations.dickey simpkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03686004937117720063noreply@blogger.com