tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post1263088892921299763..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The KSK Real NFL Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational TournamentBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90335381010404791072008-03-18T16:31:00.000-04:002008-03-18T16:31:00.000-04:00Don't forget our Celebrity Death Tournament, curre...Don't forget our Celebrity Death Tournament, currently underway but about to be streamlined and a quicker read (until we reach the Elite 8)<BR/><BR/>http://tinyurl.com/3dzkn2Forced Entryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02141410594822763922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1539749598286012962008-03-18T15:40:00.000-04:002008-03-18T15:40:00.000-04:00A Seahawk is more commonly know as a Osprey. They ...A Seahawk is more commonly know as a Osprey. They kick ass! Hawks are going to win this match. Bring it on!12thMANforeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11926624570607937961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83280703453213380042008-03-18T05:55:00.000-04:002008-03-18T05:55:00.000-04:00I've spent far too many hours at work discussing t...I've spent far too many hours at work discussing these various scenarios with my coworkers. We came to many of the same conclusions that you guys did (although we opted for a Boeing 747 for the jet---because their 1963 logo looks like a passenger jet of some sort or at least a cargo plane).<BR/><BR/>Here are some insights from a veteran of fantasy football mascot battles:<BR/><BR/>1) Titans are the clear favorite. They are immortal and in effect elder gods. Their only natural enemy is imprisonment and chains. So, possible upsets are limited to humanoids of some sort.<BR/><BR/>The number one threat to would be Titans supremacy is the Cowboys. The cowboys elite lasso skills and their pair of revolvers are a true threat to the Titans, and indeed most of the human mascots.<BR/><BR/>The Steelers with their ability to smelt chains would seem like a good choice, but OSHA really hampers their effectiveness.<BR/><BR/>2) The Jets seem to have a pretty decent draw, but they are more vulnerable than they appear. Any of the Construda or Yapcunt regions could pose mortal danger. Surely, Mel Gibson aka The Patriot could infiltrate and disable a jet.<BR/><BR/>They are locks for the final four though.<BR/><BR/>3) At first glance the Saints may appear to be primed for spoiler status with the assortment of miracles in their pocket, but historically there aren't a whole lot of ass kicking miracles. Yeah, they could opt for the virgin birth and when morning sickness hits in a few weeks that'll be a real bitch to deal with. Realistically though, most mascots will have killed them by then although that divine seed could cause problems later in the bracket. Specifically should a Saint conjure up a virgin birth in the Belly of a Titan, at some point in the future a fully grown and armed Zeus is going to bust out of the belly of the Titan and unleash havoc.<BR/><BR/>The miraculous ability to turn water to wine might be a viable strategy against certain animals, but against most the occupational/historical people that more of a liability. I'm looking at you Paul Brown.<BR/><BR/>They could come back from the dead. But this particular miracle won't work more than once and it won't help them not die to whatever killed them the first time around.<BR/><BR/>Ironically, the Saints fair remarkably well against perennial apex predator: the Lions.Garreth Gobbulcoquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09197774042168305036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11147330448530213612008-03-18T05:34:00.000-04:002008-03-18T05:34:00.000-04:00In retrospect the "New York AIDS" would be a basas...In retrospect the "New York AIDS" would be a basass name for a football team in this bracket.Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39936631607837021652008-03-18T03:45:00.000-04:002008-03-18T03:45:00.000-04:00Ah yes, March, when absolutely everything and anyt...Ah yes, March, when absolutely everything and anything is pitted against each other: Ranch vs. Italian, nails on a chalkboard vs. Fran Drescher's laugh, etc. <BR/><BR/>This time of year, I'm always reminded of my school's humor newspaper, which once had our team's most promiscuous player and number 6 seed, Randy Duck, challenging number 18 seed, STD's, in an early bracket. Years later, I still remember the universal surprise when the tournament championship was won by come-from-behind underdog Darth Vader, in a shocking upset victory.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36118677495887010022008-03-18T02:34:00.000-04:002008-03-18T02:34:00.000-04:00The Saints have NOTHING BUT badass miracles up the...The Saints have NOTHING BUT badass miracles up their sleeve, they just take the form of people like <A HREF="http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xtns7mTdhQ" REL="nofollow">Brian Milne</A>, <A HREF="http://youtube.com/watch?v=SSsfA7W7Y8A" REL="nofollow">Steve Gleason and Curtis DeLoatch</A>.Mr. Held Overhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15267337235861718498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41312521472970040792008-03-17T22:28:00.000-04:002008-03-17T22:28:00.000-04:00I think we should put the Titan, Charger, Ram, and...I think we should put the Titan, Charger, Ram, and Bronco in a new bracket: truck names that rednecks stroke themselves off to.Tcrowafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01039253896003987722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75759863646880594322008-03-17T20:00:00.000-04:002008-03-17T20:00:00.000-04:00Please forgive my ignorance, but what the FUCK is ...Please forgive my ignorance, but what the <B>FUCK</B> is a Seahawk? I know what a hawk is. I know what the sea is. But are there Hawks by the sea?<BR/><BR/>/midwestern boy who's never left his state.Kyle321Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13129958648266274293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-40813264388159041102008-03-17T17:45:00.000-04:002008-03-17T17:45:00.000-04:00Otto man, our Air Force doesn't fly the Harrier. T...<I>Otto man, our Air Force doesn't fly the Harrier. The Marines, Navy and Army do though. I think.</I><BR/><BR/>Feel free to direct your correction to whoever wrote that Simpsons episode then.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-3952323073021411862008-03-17T17:30:00.000-04:002008-03-17T17:30:00.000-04:00*** Chip *** Yup. First he pours it on them. Then ...*** Chip *** Yup. First he pours it on them. Then he lights it and stands back. Way back.<BR/><BR/> - BBarneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12414758562291629065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-37818349337968397252008-03-17T17:27:00.000-04:002008-03-17T17:27:00.000-04:00I was a bit depressed at the idea of a random meat...I was a bit depressed at the idea of a random meat packer having to go toe to toe with a berserker viking or a bear but then I remembered Wisconsin did give the world Ed Gein who had a certain flair for meat packing and was Bloch's inspiration for Norman Bates and Tobe Hooper's inspiration for Leatherface. So maybe "meat packer" isn't so bad, especially matched up against that classic Pats logo which is really just asking for it.<BR/><BR/> Only in a KSK matchup could I possibly feel this bad about my prospects against a Jet or Titan. Thanks for nothing.<BR/><BR/> - BarneyBarneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12414758562291629065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17288160630786541542008-03-17T17:18:00.000-04:002008-03-17T17:18:00.000-04:00is paul brown armed with anything other than self-...is paul brown armed with anything other than self-discipline, incredible leadership and a revolutionary playbook?<BR/><BR/>he should at least get a 2x4 or something.<BR/><BR/>or maybe a jar full of cuyahoga river water to splash on his enemies.Chuck Sweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06958215065498936689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24285335371388466182008-03-17T17:16:00.000-04:002008-03-17T17:16:00.000-04:00James don't worry. Do you really think that a Red...James don't worry. Do you really think that a Redskin couldn't beat this?<BR/>http://www.pewterkrew.com/history/history_clip_image006.gifUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10927878933458959311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-78288312765646522582008-03-17T16:45:00.000-04:002008-03-17T16:45:00.000-04:00How can anyone pick the steelers, you have to assu...How can anyone pick the steelers, you have to assume they look like Steely McBeam, in which case they start every match by bending over and demanding insertion...<BR/><BR/>/hates large headed gay mascotsJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881544159774670591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30088268573945802372008-03-17T16:01:00.000-04:002008-03-17T16:01:00.000-04:00@gern, only the Marines@gern, only the MarinesArmchair Strong Safetyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02776294978901882952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5195121806075510802008-03-17T15:56:00.000-04:002008-03-17T15:56:00.000-04:0049er beats lightning bolt for upset win in the fin...49er beats lightning bolt for upset win in the final. Gay can in fact strike twice. <BR/><BR/>*Note comment followed an 8th of British Columbia's finest.Steve Downie Syndromehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05912627620782230740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54419675699392140842008-03-17T15:20:00.000-04:002008-03-17T15:20:00.000-04:00Otto man, our Air Force doesn't fly the Harrier. T...Otto man, our Air Force doesn't fly the Harrier. The Marines, Navy and Army do though. I think.Gernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03705707777634247880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-37396479339481438962008-03-17T15:15:00.000-04:002008-03-17T15:15:00.000-04:00@Dicky G- why not just make em that sorry ass gang...@Dicky G- why not just make em that sorry ass gang from Westside story.SlideShow Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634011576291850106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43193272503580607592008-03-17T15:00:00.000-04:002008-03-17T15:00:00.000-04:00@spud - Actually, the Saints will probably end up ...@spud - Actually, the Saints will probably end up more like Coppin State.<BR/><BR/>@ wormfather - The Bear is a pansy Brown Bear so I don't want any of your Polar Bear shenanigans here.<BR/><BR/>I sadly think that this playoff will end like real life for my Seahawks...squeak in and get demolished early.<BR/><BR/>To eliminate confusion and probably even the playing field, I have a suggestion.<BR/><BR/>We make the NY Jets represented by the 80s pop band, The Jets. There were like 14 of them, so it might still deserve a 1 seed, and they may have been Puerto Rican, so they probably have switch blades.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55456425348541244522008-03-17T14:59:00.000-04:002008-03-17T14:59:00.000-04:00Titans got owned by the gods, don't base your know...Titans got owned by the gods, don't base your knowledge of mythology on one line from Denzel Washington.<BR/><BR/>Bills still should be under armed men.Armchair Strong Safetyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02776294978901882952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23262424219726092932008-03-17T14:27:00.000-04:002008-03-17T14:27:00.000-04:00Isnt Mother Teresa a saint? a lion would totaly fu...Isnt Mother Teresa a saint? a lion would totaly fuck her up. what did she way a buck ten? just remember for every saint George u got someone like her.<BR/><BR/>My vote still goes to the mythalogical Titans. They r better then the g-ds.SlideShow Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634011576291850106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42121036176375769852008-03-17T14:16:00.000-04:002008-03-17T14:16:00.000-04:00Strictly by modern reality standards (thus throwin...Strictly by modern reality standards (thus throwing out all dead historical, metaphorical, & spiritual mascots) all you have is a Drunk (Chiefs), a Filipino with an AK-47 and a raft (Raiders)*, and 2 blue collar Drunks (Steeler, Packers**). The Jet is just a jet, not the New York Jets & Trained Pilots, so they're out too.<BR/><BR/>Assuming all the drunks are protected U.S. citizens entitled to government protection against piracy and having to fight animals, I'd say you end up with fat ass steal worker wrestling a low class north dakota casino owner.<BR/><BR/>*Redskins and Buccaneers were phased out by political correctness and AIDS.<BR/><BR/>**Assuming people still pack meat? (see above).Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84954307945082241352008-03-17T14:04:00.000-04:002008-03-17T14:04:00.000-04:00James, have you ever considered writing children's...James, have you ever considered writing children's stories?Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43246035340016587842008-03-17T13:49:00.000-04:002008-03-17T13:49:00.000-04:00as a skins fan, I have already accepted the inevit...as a skins fan, I have already accepted the inevitable first-round defeat of our sad old indian mascot, and will begin the mourning process with a bout of alcoholism and perhaps a school shooting.<BR/><BR/><BR/>ugh, that was definitely more depressing than i intended.the beethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04878939487954130516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50266598639802519622008-03-17T13:29:00.000-04:002008-03-17T13:29:00.000-04:00The Vikings were too busy raping/rampaging the Bri...The Vikings were too busy raping/rampaging the British Isles and northwestern Europe to focus on North America.<BR/><BR/>Plus, they weren't yet equipped with the power of White Man diseases such as Small Pox and stuff. <BR/><BR/>The Titans were upset by the underdog Gods of Olympus, so I've got to think they'll fall out before the Final Four.ASmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13082220266350198164noreply@blogger.com