tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post117096720248095500..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: You're Not Like Norv. You're Fatter.Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1171269566206452372007-02-12T03:39:00.000-05:002007-02-12T03:39:00.000-05:00I am pretty damn sure I just found my husband's Va...I am pretty damn sure I just found my husband's Valentine's Day present.<BR/><BR/>It is YOUR blog. Or at least this particular post.<BR/><BR/>I have to stop reading. I am scaring the pets.<BR/><BR/>Thank you. Now come walk my damn dog. ;DSkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1171060049554375112007-02-09T17:27:00.000-05:002007-02-09T17:27:00.000-05:00steagles, i can't decide if that mental image is h...steagles, i can't decide if that mental image is hilarious or gross. At any rate, good one!<BR/><BR/>WV:ssqhz (just like JJ is doing to Wade's titties!)cheswickthecathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09642350465669678025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1171043289882268002007-02-09T12:48:00.000-05:002007-02-09T12:48:00.000-05:00+1 Becky. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!+1 Becky. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00410584037760370988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170990126667419632007-02-08T22:02:00.000-05:002007-02-08T22:02:00.000-05:00Why is his chin off center?Why is his chin off center?washeed neutwonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07214938789690045711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170980308222088122007-02-08T19:18:00.000-05:002007-02-08T19:18:00.000-05:00I don't know why no one seems to bring this up, bu...I don't know why no one seems to bring this up, but fat coaches are in quite a slump when it comes to winning Super Bowls. Maybe if we could change the tradition gatoraide bath to some sort of gravy, Andy Reid would have the proper motivation to finally bring Philly a championship.save the steagleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01860814745332833073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170978326075711832007-02-08T18:45:00.000-05:002007-02-08T18:45:00.000-05:00When did Bum's kid have a stroke...? His left eye...When did Bum's kid have a stroke...? His left eye is like 3 inches lower than his right eye!<BR/><BR/>Even Stuart Scott is scared by it!grungedavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03618624498084343808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170975723479918142007-02-08T18:02:00.000-05:002007-02-08T18:02:00.000-05:00But I LIKE the stairs!But I LIKE the stairs!beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964852210309080993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170973163570830332007-02-08T17:19:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:19:00.000-05:00My only question (so far), is who photo-shopped ou...My only question (so far), is who photo-shopped out the number he should be holding under his chin?My Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170973020926783902007-02-08T17:17:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:17:00.000-05:00Did Wade get Botox and breast augmentation? Or is ...Did Wade get Botox and breast augmentation? Or is that photo airbrushed?RatKinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465003327391964662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170972906875824172007-02-08T17:15:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:15:00.000-05:00I remember Bum from back in the day coaching the H...I remember Bum from back in the day coaching the Houston Oilers and New Orleans Saints with that big ass Cowboy hat on.<BR/><BR/><I>Hooston Oil-ers, Hooston Oil-ers, Hooston Oilers #1...</I> LOL<BR/><BR/>I used to think Bum Phillips and Tex Schramm were the same person, but that's probably because all Texans look alike.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170972627342854232007-02-08T17:10:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:10:00.000-05:00I'm surprised you didn't have Jerry demand Wade ge...I'm surprised you didn't have Jerry demand Wade get greased up so Jerry could chase him around Texas Stadium.<BR/><BR/>What are the odds that Jerry asked if he could motorboat?Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170972589161683542007-02-08T17:09:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:09:00.000-05:00As an Eagles fan, I applaud Jones' decision to hir...As an Eagles fan, I applaud Jones' decision to hire another "winner" to coach the Cryboys.MCPO Airdalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06026673477635329839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170971666969138762007-02-08T16:54:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:54:00.000-05:00Of course he's from the back woods...he's a Texan....Of course he's from the back woods...he's a Texan. Not to mention his father is Bum.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170970915183070422007-02-08T16:41:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:41:00.000-05:00Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that...Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!<BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, Private Pyle?<BR/><BR/>Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...<BR/>[turns and addresses rest of platoon]<BR/><BR/>Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!Walkletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01865227101466256781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170970266428240792007-02-08T16:31:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:31:00.000-05:00You're Not Like Norv. You're FatterAfter reading t...<I>You're Not Like Norv. You're Fatter</I><BR/><BR/>After reading that, it had to be a Drew post.<BR/><BR/>"Get on your knees! I'm gonna ride around on you like a big fat pony!"<BR/><BR/>Why can I hear that line in my head as if Walker and Texas Ranger said it? Does that make me a redneck?<BR/><BR/>I never noticed that about his eyes. Sheesh. Maybe he is from the back woods somewhere.<BR/><BR/>Lord help us this year.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170969874574996702007-02-08T16:24:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:24:00.000-05:00if he gets up to 300 lbs., maybe he can get on dis...<I>if he gets up to 300 lbs., maybe he can get on disability benefit</I><BR/><BR/>I wish I had my coaching broom!Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028369093672005677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170969550632673132007-02-08T16:19:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:19:00.000-05:00What the fuck is up with his eyes?Thats some weird...What the fuck is up with his eyes?<BR/>Thats some weird shit.Jutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14727698599955041311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170969496542762942007-02-08T16:18:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:18:00.000-05:00Who has bigger tits, Parcels or Phillips? Parcells...<I>Who has bigger tits, Parcels or Phillips? </I><BR/><BR/>Parcells, but Phillips are nicer.Fornellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170969242354147652007-02-08T16:14:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:14:00.000-05:00Who has bigger tits, Parcels or Phillips?Who has bigger tits, Parcels or Phillips?Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170969198161471732007-02-08T16:13:00.001-05:002007-02-08T16:13:00.001-05:00Good lord Drew. All I can say is that I'm disappo...Good lord Drew. All I can say is that I'm disappointed there was no shower in lard involved.Shoopmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07850111888328064083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170969197865972062007-02-08T16:13:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:13:00.000-05:00if he gets up to 300 lbs., maybe he can get on dis...if he gets up to 300 lbs., maybe he can get on disability benefit -- like in that <A HREF="http://www.snpp.com/other/papers/bh.paper.html" REL="nofollow">Simpsons episdoe</A> -- and coach from home.The Big Picturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824849961968298355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170968621155546642007-02-08T16:03:00.001-05:002007-02-08T16:03:00.001-05:00Well I guess we know why Parcells quitWell I guess we know why Parcells quitUnsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170968588267619982007-02-08T16:03:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:03:00.000-05:00Couldn't Jerry have done this with the previous co...Couldn't Jerry have done this with the previous coach?Raskolnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17857869318197597100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170968496793968732007-02-08T16:01:00.000-05:002007-02-08T16:01:00.000-05:00SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOY!SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOY!Martha Van Borkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00925677671089481203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170967938980429802007-02-08T15:52:00.000-05:002007-02-08T15:52:00.000-05:00Well, I guess I won't be sleeping tonight.Well, I guess I won't be sleeping tonight.One of Many Lisashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11578017936186624376noreply@blogger.com