tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116581863257132299..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: You Wanna See a Cliche? BOOM! That's a Cliche!Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1168304976439509742007-01-08T20:09:00.000-05:002007-01-08T20:09:00.000-05:00QB's to ESPN personalities...Michael Vick to Mel K...QB's to ESPN personalities...<BR/><BR/>Michael Vick to Mel Kiper Jr. (over-hyped, not as valuable as would appear)<BR/><BR/>Rex Grossman to Joe Theisman as an analyst (how is this guy still in the job?)<BR/><BR/>Drew Bledsoe to Chris Reilly (one-dimensional, lose jobs frequently and get relocated)<BR/><BR/>Steve Young as a Quarterback to Ron Jaworski as an analyst (about as good as they come--smart, consistent, versatile)<BR/><BR/>Brett Favre to Steve Young as an analyst (frustrated and nostalgic for days past)<BR/><BR/>Tony Romo to Jay Mohr--that's right, remember Mohr Sports?--(looked promising at first but didn't live up to the hype when everyone realized that 1) this guys sucks and 2) this guy's kind of a tool)<BR/><BR/>Matt Hasselbeck to Tony Kornheiser (bald)<BR/><BR/>Peyton Manning to Stat Boy (surrounded by tons of talent but always seems to leave you unsatisfied)<BR/><BR/>Tom Brady to Bill Simmons (but in Bill's dreams only)Jell-O Fellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09558559631701199983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1168303118632980202007-01-08T19:38:00.000-05:002007-01-08T19:38:00.000-05:00"Biggie said... I gotta say, my vote has to be ..."Biggie said...<BR/><BR/> I gotta say, my vote has to be for Linebackers as Genocides. Or entire teams compared to countries the U.S. has fought in wars.<BR/><BR/> The Lions have dibs on Granada."<BR/><BR/>I think you mean Grenada. Granada is a city in Spain that, as far as I know, the US has never fought with.Jell-O Fellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09558559631701199983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166252875072577192006-12-16T02:07:00.000-05:002006-12-16T02:07:00.000-05:00Do a list of NBA Baaallaaz compared to strains of...Do a list of NBA Baaallaaz compared to strains of cheeba !!<BR/>They could all tell you straight up today what their fav. is !!<BR/><BR/>Even the Bulls Mascot got busted for selling back in '04BearsFanScrewedOutOfSeasonTicketshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550721124082159319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166020183397426962006-12-13T09:29:00.000-05:002006-12-13T09:29:00.000-05:00How about KSK writers as National Writers. For exa...How about KSK writers as National Writers. For example: Unsilent Majority as Peter King, Big Daddy Drew is Mort...ATL_eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16014348799382628049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165904985525129062006-12-12T01:29:00.000-05:002006-12-12T01:29:00.000-05:00QB's to ESPN personalities, just so I can see you ...QB's to ESPN personalities, just so I can see you guys make subtle digs at those douches.D-Rockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10389316078232591657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165902765810539912006-12-12T00:52:00.000-05:002006-12-12T00:52:00.000-05:00roids not roadsroids not roadsjackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165902702874430522006-12-12T00:51:00.000-05:002006-12-12T00:51:00.000-05:00Has anyone ever asked why Sean Sailsbury has so mu...Has anyone ever asked why Sean Sailsbury has so much goddamn attitude even though he was a career scrub, er backup in the NFL during his bullshit career? Can someone tell him to stop taking the roads now that he's no longer playing? Maybe they would have helped his sorry ass if he would have taken them while he was playing.<BR/><BR/>Then and only then could he have held the title of GIGANTOSAURUS REX.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165892022748577772006-12-11T21:53:00.000-05:002006-12-11T21:53:00.000-05:0090's backup catchers as Office characters.e.g. Hec...90's backup catchers as Office characters.<BR/><BR/>e.g. Hector Villanueva = Kevinsobchakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07470492949990224250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165891808328157512006-12-11T21:50:00.000-05:002006-12-11T21:50:00.000-05:00Linebackers to genocides is good.Shawne Merriman i...Linebackers to genocides is good.<BR/><BR/>Shawne Merriman is the Armenian genocide. Ray Lewis is Kosovo.<BR/><BR/>There are no current players to compare to the Holocaust. In fact, it's probably asking for trouble to violate Godwin's Law. But Lawrence Taylor would probably be the closest.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165891643903495242006-12-11T21:47:00.000-05:002006-12-11T21:47:00.000-05:00-Kick returners to Dubliners short stories-Defensi...-Kick returners to <I>Dubliners</I> short stories<BR/>-Defensive Coordinators to whiskeys<BR/>-Announcers to medieval methods of torture<BR/>-Draft busts to physical manifestations of the Virgin MaryEngineer Sightedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11514601273278328881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165880215617509252006-12-11T18:36:00.000-05:002006-12-11T18:36:00.000-05:00Bobby Martin's Mobility to Quarterbacks. Categori...Bobby Martin's Mobility to Quarterbacks. Categories should include, amongst many other things, ability to elude tacklers and to throw on the run.Brave Sir Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15219327624473687797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165877122894127552006-12-11T17:45:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:45:00.000-05:00+1 whoadie+1 whoadieflubbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464072422781189478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165875881858190402006-12-11T17:24:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:24:00.000-05:00i couldn't resist. i am chained to a deski couldn't resist. i am chained to a deskGentlewhoadie Apt Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14653498277481033751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165875654041020152006-12-11T17:20:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:20:00.000-05:00well whoadie just ruined that one.well whoadie just ruined that one.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165874901921513572006-12-11T17:08:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:08:00.000-05:00not zach's.trueJeff Reed: Herpes (inevitable conse...<I>not zach's.</I><BR/><BR/>true<BR/><BR/>Jeff Reed: Herpes (inevitable consequence of partying)<BR/><BR/>Mike Vanderjagt: Syphillis (a killer if not treated early)<BR/><BR/>Adam Vinatieri: AIDS (game over)<BR/><BR/>Sebastian Janikowski: Fistula (not sexually transmitted, but vagina-related and really gross)<BR/><BR/>Martin Grammatica: Crabs (small, funny looking)<BR/><BR/>Neil Rackers: The drip (makes a powerful impression)<BR/><BR/>Jason Elam: WartsGentlewhoadie Apt Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14653498277481033751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165874794164486422006-12-11T17:06:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:06:00.000-05:00right guards compared to greek city states.right guards compared to greek city states.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04480055494025990122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165874580641361232006-12-11T17:03:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:03:00.000-05:00special teams coaches throughout history to marria...special teams coaches throughout history to marriages that bill belichek has wrecked by fucking someone's wife. <BR/><BR/>ill start yall out<BR/><BR/>joe avezzano is princess di - this needs no real explanation as joe avezzano is the closet thing to NFL royalty there is and princess di was royalty. i guessBruce Hygienehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14550581631620524238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165874568486141632006-12-11T17:02:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:02:00.000-05:00KSK - 1221Deadspin - 1155Keep up the automated vot...KSK - 1221<BR/>Deadspin - 1155<BR/><BR/>Keep up the automated voting.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165874000048409472006-12-11T16:53:00.000-05:002006-12-11T16:53:00.000-05:00Compare NFL Players with feminine names to feminin...Compare NFL Players with feminine names to feminine hygiene products<BR/><BR/>Dominic (pronounced Dominique) Rhodes<BR/><BR/>Danielle Manning<BR/><BR/>Players named Tracy, Stacy, etc.<BR/><BR/>The list could go on...<BR/><BR/>Or pretentious names like Peerless Price or Sir Henry Anderson (please look this fool up) or Boss Bailey or Atari Bigby (dumb ass name).<BR/><BR/>Or why the NFL allows Adam "PacMan" Jones to have P. Jones on his back. What is this the XFL? Bring back "He Hate Me" why don't you?<BR/><BR/>OK, I'm done now.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165872219445097382006-12-11T16:23:00.000-05:002006-12-11T16:23:00.000-05:00not zach's.not zach's.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165871408253467392006-12-11T16:10:00.000-05:002006-12-11T16:10:00.000-05:00most of these ideas are very badmost of these ideas are very badGentlewhoadie Apt Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14653498277481033751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165870608993672622006-12-11T15:56:00.000-05:002006-12-11T15:56:00.000-05:00NFL head coaches to euphemisms for male ejaculate....NFL head coaches to euphemisms for male ejaculate. <BR/>Tom Coughlin: prick puke<BR/>Joe Gibbs: seedTrader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165869745500080222006-12-11T15:42:00.001-05:002006-12-11T15:42:00.001-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.The Big Picturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824849961968298355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165869722350822802006-12-11T15:42:00.000-05:002006-12-11T15:42:00.000-05:00NFL kickers to STDsNFL kickers to STDsThe Big Picturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824849961968298355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165869490420527682006-12-11T15:38:00.000-05:002006-12-11T15:38:00.000-05:00Things to compare:- NFL Full Backs to Characters i...Things to compare:<BR/><BR/>- NFL Full Backs to Characters in Hemingway novels<BR/>- Long snappers to albums by the Rolling Stones<BR/>- QBs to Playboy Playmates<BR/>- Head Coaches to Friday the 13th moviesJim Hendryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15444416343340712432noreply@blogger.com