tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116520179737195147..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Roughing the Passer: The Next Perverse Sex Act on Urban Dictionary that No One Will Ever Actually DoBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1167705271577214662007-01-01T21:34:00.000-05:002007-01-01T21:34:00.000-05:00wflcannon Urlacher can flex whenever he damn-well ...wflcannon Urlacher can flex whenever he damn-well pleases. And it was a bullshit call.rar288https://www.blogger.com/profile/13383684994321002849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165381444994360082006-12-06T00:04:00.000-05:002006-12-06T00:04:00.000-05:00Dude that's fucking sick.Dude that's fucking sick.Peraltahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03991063683254274659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165347003178511612006-12-05T14:30:00.000-05:002006-12-05T14:30:00.000-05:00"Roughing The Passer" - a new term meant to be us..."Roughing The Passer" - a new term meant to be used when the man who is embedding his penis into the anus of the person below him is cut or "roughed up" by the contents of the anal cavity of his partner. This can be something simple as dried fecal matter not cleaned from their anal cavity, but can also be associated with kernels of corn, Tabasco brand hot sauce, or lettuce. The receiver is responsible for cleaning properly before hand.MoonshineMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06127819454547893770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165273535488195092006-12-04T18:05:00.000-05:002006-12-04T18:05:00.000-05:00Nice post, but I'm sure you just made Theismann's ...Nice post, but I'm sure you just made Theismann's Douchie Sense start tingling. <BR/><BR/>Somewhere, he knows, someone is disrespecting the position of quarterback and all the creampuffs who've played it. The nerve!Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165267622200182212006-12-04T16:27:00.000-05:002006-12-04T16:27:00.000-05:00You forgot flexing your muscles and pushing the QB...You forgot flexing your muscles and pushing the QB right as he throws it, which is what Brian Urlacher was penalized for doing against the Vikings on Sunday.Felixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17473227184964886468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165259755439909872006-12-04T14:15:00.000-05:002006-12-04T14:15:00.000-05:00I know I'm beating a dead gay spleen here, but the...I know I'm beating a dead gay spleen here, but the penalty is actually "rumphing the passer" when Chris Simms is involved. <BR/><BR/>15 yards and a free tattoo.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165252992578071082006-12-04T12:23:00.000-05:002006-12-04T12:23:00.000-05:00With Roethlisberger, hitting him is kind of redund...With Roethlisberger, hitting him is kind of redundant anyway.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165252643927511842006-12-04T12:17:00.000-05:002006-12-04T12:17:00.000-05:00Note: not helping the quarterback up if he does fa...<I>Note: not helping the quarterback up if he does fall down on his own accord results in a rouging the passer penalty.</I><BR/><BR/>Brady has a goat do his rouging.Raskolnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17857869318197597100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165250990653668372006-12-04T11:49:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:49:00.000-05:00There's an easy way to fix all this confusion.Just...There's an easy way to fix all this confusion.<BR/><BR/>Just put the QB in a dress.<BR/><BR/>Simms would be all about it, and it would make Brady Quinn's transition to getting his ass whupped as part of the Detroit Lions less taxing.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165250752985504832006-12-04T11:45:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:45:00.000-05:00Don't forget that these rules are for our benefit....Don't forget that these rules are for our benefit. <BR/><BR/>There is a direct relationship between devastating injury and degree of "assholiness" from retired QB commentators/announcers. <BR/><BR/>See Marino, Theismann, et all.evanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16099585709695277854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165250562208424712006-12-04T11:42:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:42:00.000-05:00Also illegal:Not fantasizing about Tom Brady or Br...Also illegal:Not fantasizing about Tom Brady or Brett Favre while masturbating in the shower.<BR/><BR/>And Chris Simms WILL enforce the law, one shower at a time.whowillsexmutombo?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17957998478375399725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165250024711663402006-12-04T11:33:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:33:00.000-05:00Urlacher got called for, "Flexing his muscles and ...Urlacher got called for, "Flexing his muscles and pushing the quarterback to the ground," against Brad Johnson.LaziestMovieCriticofAllTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12184805496845423569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165249607598304622006-12-04T11:26:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:26:00.000-05:00roughing the passer? that's a paddlin'roughing the passer? that's a paddlin'Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1165249057121689902006-12-04T11:17:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:17:00.000-05:00Posting a picture of a quarterback being hit in a ...Posting a picture of a quarterback being hit in a post about roughing the passer -- immediate 15 yards and one-game suspension.Susshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06455887435216537299noreply@blogger.com