tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116040681401517667..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Football, Fatherhood, and You!: The Art Of Gay Flirting With Fellow NFL FansBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160685750740675232006-10-12T16:42:00.000-04:002006-10-12T16:42:00.000-04:00Good to see I wasn't the only person to recognise ...Good to see I wasn't the only person to recognise the Crown Lager bottle... Go Aussie!Garthmeister J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15230084234500449929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160495642356542732006-10-10T11:54:00.000-04:002006-10-10T11:54:00.000-04:00Be careful 8hrdrive with those Nascar wives, I'm s...Be careful 8hrdrive with those Nascar wives, I'm sure their husband/cousin would not appreciate the lust.<BR/><BR/><BR/>(banjo music)doug_plankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03687210723089622018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160479125124671282006-10-10T07:18:00.000-04:002006-10-10T07:18:00.000-04:00Living in Nascar country, I talked my wife into ex...Living in Nascar country, I talked my wife into exemption from birthday parties all together. I hate Nascar, so this is good. She's such good wife. <BR/><BR/>Latent homosexuality litters Nascar conversations in every aspect. They go something like this: "If I were Dale Jr. I would have rearended that son of bitch in the ass....get er dun!" Ugh. Not long after this, the conversation turns to "thank god there are no *sic* (blacks) in Nascar. When I hear someone with the Dale Jr. shirt make this statement, and they always do, I get into trouble with the Nascar boys. Hence, my exemption from these parties. <BR/><BR/>I tell my wife, "you don't want me talking like that, do you?" The answer is always no. <BR/><BR/>I do go to one birthday party a year for entertainment purposes only. Plus, my wife has really hot friends. Lot of fantasy going on at that party. Oh, let's all go inside and see the new bedroom. Thank god for imagination.8hrdrivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03826700627625265511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160445845685236632006-10-09T22:04:00.000-04:002006-10-09T22:04:00.000-04:00Somebody doesn't go to a Maryland Terrapin footbal...Somebody doesn't go to a Maryland Terrapin football game? Really?<BR/><BR/>My brother has a one year old, and I'm sure he'll be reading this tomorrow. Oh, and a chocolate chip cookie is too good for every Redskin not named Clinton Portis.Scrappledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13703068188765182906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160438721216683622006-10-09T20:05:00.000-04:002006-10-09T20:05:00.000-04:00Solution: don't reproduce.http://www.youtube.com/w...Solution: don't reproduce.<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqKWXirsU<BR/>God i hate childrenTroubleHelixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07744998666917650969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160434890937644172006-10-09T19:01:00.000-04:002006-10-09T19:01:00.000-04:00Sad but true. I was at the birthday party for a f...Sad but true. <BR/><BR/>I was at the birthday party for a friend's one-year-old last week, and was seated at a table -- <I>seated</I>, dammit! no chance of escape! -- alongside a mouthbreather from Lawn Guy Land. I overheard him say the words "Tatum Bell" and from then on, it was fantasy football talk for the rest of the party. <BR/><BR/>My wife actually thanked me for taking control of the conversation when we left.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160422950422481592006-10-09T15:42:00.000-04:002006-10-09T15:42:00.000-04:00it's a good thing there was free beer because this...it's a good thing there was free beer because this sounds like one of the most awkward fucking situations there is.The Big Picturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824849961968298355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160420317883352972006-10-09T14:58:00.000-04:002006-10-09T14:58:00.000-04:00al,All the more reason to punch those henpecking b...al,<BR/><BR/>All the more reason to punch those henpecking bitches. They're trying to take food out of your kids' mouths.Claude Ballshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07501392586747871324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160418986810725662006-10-09T14:36:00.000-04:002006-10-09T14:36:00.000-04:00Shit, being married and having a kid sucks.Shit, being married and having a kid sucks.The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04654003833927233829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160418898744067992006-10-09T14:34:00.000-04:002006-10-09T14:34:00.000-04:00The question "what sports do you want your kid(s) ...The question "what sports do you want your kid(s) to play" seems to work. Even if they don't say football, you can say "how about football?" Or perhaps, "have you thought about football?" Or even, "I could get him a tryout for the Raiders".<BR/><BR/>If their kid's a girl, well, a little tougher, perhaps "when your daughter grows up, which NFL team would you like to see her sleep with?" Anyone who answers that question = true fan.Gland Jupiterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12795112389324033613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160417718933502402006-10-09T14:15:00.000-04:002006-10-09T14:15:00.000-04:00crap, slow down, I'm trying to take notes... I hav...crap, slow down, I'm trying to take notes... I have to go to one of these in a few weeks.feephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11343281662270867762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160417165921599872006-10-09T14:06:00.000-04:002006-10-09T14:06:00.000-04:00I found this site with some video from the protest...I found this site with some video from the protests: http://finance.earthlink.net/article/vid?guid=video/1006dv_gallaudetLee S. Kowarskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17953780032530248258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160416122058570872006-10-09T13:48:00.000-04:002006-10-09T13:48:00.000-04:00I usually end up in a shouting match defending the...I usually end up in a shouting match defending the Bengals...not a good kiddie party memory.Shannon J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03256636447774274839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160413317030956802006-10-09T13:01:00.000-04:002006-10-09T13:01:00.000-04:00I got a free Bears ticket for yesterday's game and...I got a free Bears ticket for yesterday's game and my wife took our kids to birthday party at Gymkenetics(kids flying around on trampolines and falling in foam block pits).<BR/><BR/>It was awesome, and no grief either knowing I'm flying to AZ next week to see the Bears D line castrate Leinart.<BR/><BR/>Good times.doug_plankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03687210723089622018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160411200328022222006-10-09T12:26:00.000-04:002006-10-09T12:26:00.000-04:00and all the women start henpecking me about tailga...<I>and all the women start henpecking me about tailgating all day</I><BR/><BR/>Do you think the the husbands of the henpeckers would object if you punched their wives midpeck? Oh, they might bluster some for appearance's sake, but would they really mind? Not if they are true football fans. Think about it; it would serve their ultimate interests for their wives to associate henpecking about football with a punch in the face. Really, you'd be doing them a favor. <BR/><BR/>I do not usually advocate violence against women, but c'mon, that's just bullshit.Claude Ballshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07501392586747871324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160408643840252672006-10-09T11:44:00.000-04:002006-10-09T11:44:00.000-04:00A fucking douchefucker. Well said.A fucking douchefucker. Well said.peytonloveskennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01181842847433955360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160407710112766762006-10-09T11:28:00.000-04:002006-10-09T11:28:00.000-04:00Drew, what do you need youtube for? how lazy are y...Drew, what do you need youtube for? how lazy are you? I work a block from Galludet, you should come down and hear (or see) all the action.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.com