tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post115602508690730951..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Why Can't They Just Die in Tragic Accidents?Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156449488811331562006-08-24T15:58:00.000-04:002006-08-24T15:58:00.000-04:00I'm watching the press conference now, and it's sa...I'm watching the press conference now, and it's sad. He went from hawking his free agent reality show, begging every network out there for a chance, to insisting he's not retired. He's working harder than ever, people!<BR/><BR/>And he's doing it all in a leisure suit and butterfly collar. Sweet.<BR/><BR/>He did promise "not to pull a Junio Seau -- it's official."Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156434314693039672006-08-24T11:45:00.000-04:002006-08-24T11:45:00.000-04:00Let. Go. Let the fuck go. Letgoletgoletgoletgo.Let. Go. Let the fuck go. Letgoletgoletgoletgo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156370046465156782006-08-23T17:54:00.000-04:002006-08-23T17:54:00.000-04:00You're right, Anonymous commenter. Why don't you s...You're right, Anonymous commenter. Why don't you send me a link to your work, so I can learn how to do right?Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156361132006411222006-08-23T15:25:00.000-04:002006-08-23T15:25:00.000-04:00Sorry I was under the impression that jokes were s...Sorry I was under the impression that jokes were supposed to be funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156308004394018402006-08-23T00:40:00.000-04:002006-08-23T00:40:00.000-04:00Anonymous: If you don't get jokes, why do you read...Anonymous: If you don't get jokes, why do you read these blogs?Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156291048261765882006-08-22T19:57:00.000-04:002006-08-22T19:57:00.000-04:00CC, ok first you watch a Lance Bass movie and take...CC, ok first you watch a Lance Bass movie and take friggin notes, then you're watching this dance tripe, stop trying to hang on to heterosexuality.<BR/><BR/>"Let. Go. Let the fuck go. Letgoletgoletgoletgo"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156266578470690092006-08-22T13:09:00.000-04:002006-08-22T13:09:00.000-04:00Hey, I said I was only going to be positive for on...Hey, I said I was only going to be positive for one post.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156219218757398222006-08-22T00:00:00.000-04:002006-08-22T00:00:00.000-04:00Vince Papale. Although methinks he's a special cas...Vince Papale. Although methinks he's a special case cause he was never a star, ever. But he is currently in a horrific Jefferson Hospital commercial on Philly TV, where he discusses his colon cancer. <BR/><BR/>Sidenote: CC, that Seahawks post fucking blew my mind. It's all I can do not to make 'the sundeck is not load-bearing' references right now.thopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08203494254205259000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156211338315036302006-08-21T21:48:00.000-04:002006-08-21T21:48:00.000-04:00Jerry, don't listen to these guys. You just keep ...Jerry, don't listen to these guys. You just keep on keepin' on. You'll always be a star. <BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>Evander HolyfieldMr. B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15116439303658052397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156202014388857452006-08-21T19:13:00.000-04:002006-08-21T19:13:00.000-04:00Oh man, you owe me a new [noun -- usually computer...Oh man, you owe me a new [noun -- usually computer related] because I just spit [noun] all over it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156198863037390312006-08-21T18:21:00.000-04:002006-08-21T18:21:00.000-04:00I say we force Rice into a real retirement, or gua...I say we force Rice into a real retirement, or guarantee that when he goes into the Hall of Fame, his bust is modeled on his Raiders days -- the badly receding hairline with the shitty dreadlocks. <BR/><BR/>That look forever answered the question, "What would Gallagher have looked like as a black man?"Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156197570721848772006-08-21T17:59:00.000-04:002006-08-21T17:59:00.000-04:00Jerry Rice came to my college trying to peddle his...<I>Jerry Rice came to my college trying to peddle his chewable vitamins. They tasted like shit and probably had no nutritional value.</I><BR/><BR/>You actually tried them? I have no words for that.<BR/><BR/>As a side note about Michael Irvin, they'd probably replace him with Stephen A. Smith. I'll gladly suffer the Irvin so that I don't have to listen to Stephen "At the End of the Day" Smith.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156196162768518252006-08-21T17:36:00.000-04:002006-08-21T17:36:00.000-04:00Michael Irvin is without-a-doubt the worst. Pleas...Michael Irvin is without-a-doubt the worst. Please, sip some everclear with that meth and OD already.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156192782021354862006-08-21T16:39:00.000-04:002006-08-21T16:39:00.000-04:00Larry FitzG???Golden Fucking Richards, bro!!!Larry FitzG???<BR/><BR/>Golden Fucking Richards, bro!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156190494791781262006-08-21T16:01:00.000-04:002006-08-21T16:01:00.000-04:00"Am I a bad person for lying to the greatest wide ..."Am I a bad person for lying to the greatest wide receiver of all time, or did he have it coming?"<BR/><BR/>when did you lie to larry fitzgerald???Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156190426882201172006-08-21T16:00:00.000-04:002006-08-21T16:00:00.000-04:00Being the greatest of all time probably leaves you...Being the greatest of all time probably leaves you sensitive to criticism, so you probably did the right thing. <BR/><BR/>That's why nobody told him not to go ballroom dancing on TV. Couldn't stand to hurt the guy's feelings. <BR/><BR/>When I was in 5th grade, I got suckered out of my Tecmo Bowl. Not one of my finer moments.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156188474747038072006-08-21T15:27:00.000-04:002006-08-21T15:27:00.000-04:00Jerry Rice came to my college trying to peddle his...Jerry Rice came to my college trying to peddle his chewable vitamins. They tasted like shit and probably had no nutritional value. I live in Chicago, so you could buy and have him autograph any package of either the Raiders, 49ers, Bears, or Cubs. <BR/><BR/>I was so mad about the idea of him autographing Cubs stuff that I lied to him when I met him. <BR/><BR/><I>Mr. Rice, you're the best.</I><BR/>Thank you. <BR/><I>Oh man. When we used to play Tecmo Bowl on Nintendo, we used to ban being the 49ers, because if you caught the ball, no one could tackle you, and it wasn't fair.</I><BR/>Ha! I hear that all the time, one of the best games ever, man. That just made my day. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Of course, nobody banned the 49ers. We banned the Raiders, because of Bo Jackson. Am I a bad person for lying to the greatest wide receiver of all time, or did he have it coming?Blake-to-Bankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02776542324537412243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156183109008589002006-08-21T13:58:00.000-04:002006-08-21T13:58:00.000-04:00Nothing... but nothing is more hammer-to-the-nuts ...Nothing... but nothing is more hammer-to-the-nuts excruciating to watch that Dan Marino's Nutri System commercials. He turned down an executive position with the Dolphins so he could ask bloated 50-somethings how their love life is going? "I'm at my playing weight again!" You know what, Dan... fuck you. You should know better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156182255505392442006-08-21T13:44:00.000-04:002006-08-21T13:44:00.000-04:00Tino Martinez.Tino Martinez.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156181971092200612006-08-21T13:39:00.000-04:002006-08-21T13:39:00.000-04:00if they can remotely demonstrate the ability to lo...<I>if they can remotely demonstrate the ability to look at a camera and speak</I><BR/><BR/>Or even if they can't.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.com