We won't beat around the bush, we're crazy about you, Matt Walsh. After all, what's sexier than power? And right now we think you have the power to run Belicheat out of the league in shame and dishonor. And that's sexy, baby.Come to Rogg's office and sing like the magnificent canary that, deep down, you know you are. Tell him how Bill made you tape the Rams in New Orleans and how he cackled like a maniac when you forked over the discs. Tell him where he touched you while you reviewed the Rams futile preparations over braunschweiger and warm malt liquor. Tell him how he just laughed when begged him to stop. You can do it, big guy. We believe you... and we believe IN you. <3
Come on guys, haven't the Pats and their fans suffered enough this week?
ReplyDeleteWait, what the fuck am I saying? Carry on.
If Matt don't get him, John will.
ReplyDeleteI dont know if this is gonna be enough, maybe if Walsh claimed that he ran a dog fighting league for Bill.
ReplyDeleteIf Matt and John don't get him, Brandon will.
ReplyDeleteIf Matt and John and Brandon don't get him, Bill will.
ReplyDeletegrimey can expect a valentine of his own from The Big Lead
ReplyDeletebad touch? or is it good touch? no, no - definitely bad touch!
ReplyDeleteIf Matt and John and Brandon and Bill don't get him, Joe will.
ReplyDeleteESPN Featured Comment: Enough with the black . . . s in all sports. We get it. Black is cool.
ReplyDeleteObviously a Masshole.
If it's out there somewhere, I'd also like to see video of Tedy Bruschi's stroke. Too soon? Didn't think so.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked for a comment, Steve Walsh threw an interception.
ReplyDeleteI hear Walsh has video of Belicheck coaching Pedro at a cockfight.
ReplyDeleteStrangely, no roosters were present.
Why is everyone so concerned with
ReplyDeleteThe dude from the upright citizens brigade all of a sudden?
If you strike Belichick down, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
ReplyDeleteactually futuremrs, i believe he'll just become more smug and vindictive than you can possibly imagine
ReplyDelete@futuremrs: +1
ReplyDeleteDid he make Walsh wear the little red riding hoodie like he wanted Cassell to? And I just realized that Punter totally called the change to the red hoodie.
Osi doesn't give a shit.
ReplyDeleteOK, maybe one.