The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Up next, college football great turned author Herschel Walker
Yaarrrrr!
Swoggle me eyes, bilge rat!
A more pathetic sight mine eyes have not 'ere to alight upon. Have we a contest of a bunch of musket-totin' freedom lovers and some scurvy overgrown lads from the Port of Jersey? Squaring off in a climate as dry as a witch's tit?
'Tis no place for a piratical dog such as myself. Narrrrr. Narrrrrr.
I'd sooner find meself wading through the briny deep staring down at the Spanish Armada. But if it's a pick ye demands, lay the doubloon line a little higher, and talk we might.
Yaarrrrr.
ARRGHHH, and it's drivin' Herschel nuts!!!!
ReplyDeletehe calls this personality,
ReplyDeleteHerschel "The Plank" Walker.
/kills self
Alright already, these are getting fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Mike. Show me where the pirate touched you.
ReplyDeleteHerschel, I loved you as Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball.
ReplyDeleteAnd what did he do with the peg leg?
ReplyDeleteFun with schizophrenia!
Hershel's been a general, and a cowboy, and a viking. But in his heart of hearts, he always wanted to be a pirate.
ReplyDeleteQuick! Someone post a PhD thesis for mike so he can get the intelligent discourse he's come to expect from KSK!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was colder than a witches tit ? Now, maybe dryer than a witches snatch ?
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to leave.
It is "colder than a witch’s tit. " Often that witch’s tit finds itself in a brass brassiere for further coldness.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the dry thing. Witch's snatch is just about as good as anything though.
CA and Drew, you guys are absolutely right...let me rephrase my original comment:
ReplyDeleteAlright already, these are getting fucking unfunny.
I expect funny along with stupid at KSK. Please tell there won't be 17 of these total.
'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine.
ReplyDeleteNot sure whether I should visit the governor in hopes of earning a letter of marque, visit a tavern to see if a group of rowdy sea-dogs want to join my crew, or divide up the plunder and retire.
ReplyDelete/sid meier