Thursday, October 4, 2007

Osi Umenyiora Likes His Onions

Apologies if this is NSFW, and it sure is, but it can't be denied. Those are HUGE sunglasses. Enormous. Very round. Very measty.

He plays end, all right. Everything about that girl on the left is a 72.

Thanks to reader leafar.

31 comments:

  1. to quote sheriff bart of blazing saddles: Where the white women at?

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  2. Sweet merciful Jesus. If that's what 6 sacks gets you, I'd be in the opposition's backfield all day.

    And by backfield I mean up in those heavenly asses.

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  3. Osi's been giving some serious backside pressure.

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  4. So, the list of things LT and Osi have in common now reads:

    New York Giants sack records
    An unquenchable thirst for cocaine and whores

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  5. Is Winston Justice Umeniyora's bodyguard now?

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  6. Yes, no, Osi, Jay-Z in drag, I Love New York Chick (no).

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  7. They couldn't find a thong big enough for the one on the left so they had to paint it on.

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  8. After the display, Osi showed all four of them his techniques for offensive line penetration, especially against tight ends.

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  9. Uh, Drew, that's 72 on her back, not 22. And I would say that her ass is pretty close to 72 inches around.

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  10. You're right. I changed it.

    I thought it looked like a 2 and found it odd. But it suited my purposes.

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  11. Wow, what I'm doing under my desk is NSFW.

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  12. The ass of the one on the far left is kind of hypnotic. I almost can't look away. That is a lot of back. I gotta recognize...

    And the 7 does look like a 2.

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  13. I don't think any of those ends are tight.

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  14. Wow. Hell yeah, yes, Osi, sure, oh yeah. That's some bouncy brown ass right there.

    Some of y'all might have to get some lumbar support so these chicks didn't bounce you out of bed.

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  15. Man, thats a whole lotta ass.

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  16. That's like the 4th dimension of ass.

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  17. Osi is listed as "questionable" this week after seeming worn out and lethargic at practice. When asked about his ailment, he lit a cigarette and said, "that was nice".

    He is also listed as "out" for the Atlanta game, with a particularly violent outbreak of herpes.

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  18. Nice work, Leafar. Usi's cool with it, no need to spell your name backward.

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  19. Blackbeard is impressed with the amount of booty he's aquired.

    Sorry.

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  20. I mean:

    Arr, Blackbeard be impressed by there booty.

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  21. Oh that ass'll make you cry, alright.

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  22. Dear baby Jesus in your swaddling cloth...I'd just like to give thanks for all that rump you've given us sweet cherubic baby Jesus...and all that we'll be doing with it this weekend.

    Amen.

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  23. 10 sacks in one night is impressive.

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  24. Nice one stephen. Osi almost certainly after taking that picture got 4 more sacks from behind. The girl on the left counts as 2, so 5 sacks. Man, the girl on the left actually is completely naked I think. That thong is painted on.

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  25. grimey-

    Winston Justice = slump buster

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  26. Oh dear God...this is NSFW but the cock cake below is?



    Wow...I haven't seen that much ass since Jim Haslett was our coach.

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  27. And here I thought he was gay with Strahan.

    I need to go contemplate some shit now.

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  28. wow, now im going to need to think of something disgusting to help lossen up this wood i just got.

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