Anyway, to the jokes...
What drives someone, who has a life with all the earmarks of what we have been taught is "success" to throw it all away? An analysis of the final words of some suicide victims may yield some insight; perhaps even more so when compared to the circumstances surrounding "TO".
Counterpoint: TO was distraught because the ice sculptor he commissioned failed to accurately capture TO's true nature as a poet/warlord in his work's frozen visage.
Counterpoint:TO was despondent because his assistant once again failed to adequately vet his lunch salad for all traces of pine nuts. TO really hates pine nuts.
Counterpoint: TO was upset because Fred "Rerun" Berry couldn't appear at his birthday party.
"They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself"
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself"
This afternoon, he flatly denied attempting suicide -- despite overwhelming independent evidence to the contrary. With his camp in full spin mode, it appears "TO" has survived this little episode unscathed, but was Terrell Owens as lucky? Who knows? I'm starting to think he died years ago.
Dropping some lyrics from "Institutionalized"? Fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteFlubby, I'm buying you a Pepsi.
Dude..the comparisons..excellent. Terrell has been gone for awhile. "TO" is the biggest attention-deficit whore in the world.
ReplyDeleteYou know kids..any attention is good attention.