The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. ...

Yes, Seacrest knows the pregame show is starting soon. Fucking FOX. Starting the pregame show 72 hours in advance. That’s a lotta time to...

This is old news, but I’d like to talk for a moment about Larry Craig, that one Senator who was busted in the airport for trying to score a ...

NOTE: With the Giants/Dolphins game going on this Sunday at Wembley, I thought I'd repost the England guide from this summer's inter...

From Drunk Athletes come more photos of Brady Quinn getting hammered and acting like Brady Quinn. I know you Browns fans would like Quinn ...

I have officially received over 5,000 links from people about the fact that “Man Vs. Wild” is rigged. I know. I read too, people. I can ...

How can I resist? Who wants action tonight? Satisfaction all night? Instead of making love, they both made their separate gays. Looks like ...

Oh yes, friends. It's time to return to Planet Unicorn. Hold onto your pashminas, mangirls.

Nothing smacks of self-indulgent off-season laziness like a YouTube post. But this week, we lack the energy for even a half-assed YouTube s...

Reader Kofi Annan has decided to combine two of our favorite pastimes - shitty MS Paint jobs and blatant gay-baiting - into one brilliant im...

Now that the NFL has decided to start playing games abroad in an attempt to extend their global fanbase, we at KSK have taken it upon oursel...

I'm not even going to try to pass this off as something obliquely NFL-related by connecting Cadillac the Unicorn to Cadillac Williams, o...

Lots of choice comments on our Brady Quinn post yesterday. Caveman and UM were quite taken with the "Sacks Fifth Avenue" comment...

Scouts have always said Brady Quinn excelled at gripping the ball. HEY-O!!!!!!!! Caption contest in the comments. Winners get posted tomorr...

Man, my hair looks great. I mean, I think it looks really good. I used some product, but not a lot. I really worked it into the ends. Gi...

I don’t watch “American Idol,” but I don’t have anything against it. Anything that gives the world Carrie Underwood and Katherine McPhee in...

Christmas Ape, as you may or may not know, is our resident journalist / NPR-listener, and as such his off-season duties include staying abre...

He's a rogue with a strong arm that breaks all the rules. She's a damsel in distress who can't run the offense. Fate brought the...

The Gay Super Bowl was Sunday night. And since we're obligated to cover anything obliquely related to the Super Bowl, here are our thoug...

Man, why are all these quarterbacks so gay? I don't understand how football can pretend it's the manliest of sports with the most ho...