Not knowing Sean Taylor personally, let's forgo the needless examination of his personal life that is part and parcel of the stream of o...

I'm sorry, Tom Dempsey, that the 36th anniversary of your historic achievement yesterday received little to no mention in the intricate,...

Reader Gavin B. writes: I nominate the following name changes: Adrian Peterson is no longer Purple Jesus, he's just plain old Jesus. Jes...

Now you know why Sunday is a day of worship. Hey coach, maybe it would be a good idea to play him more than HALF THE FUCKING GAME. Moron. ...

Here’s Bear Grylls drinking his own pee. What I like is that, not only does he drink his own pee, but that he stores his pee away and takes...

There are four inherent truths to this video: 1. It desperately needs to be at least four times longer. 2. Everything becomes 40% cooler w...

Congratulations, Arseblog . You are a sports blog that follows a single team in the English Premier League, and also the hands-down winner o...

I’m resigned to the fact that Brad Childress, who is to football coaching what Matchbox 20 is to rock and roll, will be coaching the Vikings...