tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post9111776047385754483..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft – Desert Island Simpsons EpisodesBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger245125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33917144391710116032007-05-16T22:39:00.000-04:002007-05-16T22:39:00.000-04:00Deep Space Homer is tops for meHomer Vs. the 18th ...Deep Space Homer is tops for me<BR/><BR/><BR/>Homer Vs. the 18th Amendment a close second, Mayor Quimby's proclamation of " You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism."<BR/><BR/><BR/>The Cartridge Family....Homer wants to buy a gun to protect his family. His interaction with the gun salesman always has me in stitches "You can shoot down police helicopters with this" "Oh, I don't need anything like that.........<I>yet</I>. The moment when he asks Marge to close her eyes for a surprise, with the gun in her face, is a top moment as well.Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05270996335138630575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85735015208270923942007-05-15T12:21:00.000-04:002007-05-15T12:21:00.000-04:00I hope I'm not TOO late here, but I'll take "Lisa'...I hope I'm not TOO late here, but I'll take "Lisa's Sax."<BR/><BR/>(to the tune of "Those Were The Days" from <I>All in the Family</I>)<BR/>Homer: Bart was feeling mighty blue,<BR/>Marge: It's a shame what school can do.<BR/>Apu: For no reason, here's Apu!<BR/>All 3: Those were the daaaaaayys!<BR/><BR/>Grandpa: The year was Nineteen-ought-six! The President was the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt! And all across the country people were doing a new dance called the Funky Grandpa! Oh I'm...(snoring while standing up)<BR/><BR/>WFWeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00089140514043408208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11194943173821913982007-05-14T14:44:00.000-04:002007-05-14T14:44:00.000-04:00Since I've clearly missed all the good ones and I'...Since I've clearly missed all the good ones and I'm way too busy (wait..lazy) to read all the comments, I'll just give my top-5 Simpsons episodes.<BR/><BR/>1. "Rosebud" - Totally classic, especially since Burns is the focus. Homer eats 64 slices of cheese, Burns gets bested by an infant ("Damn you Papparazzo!"), and we get the Soul Mass Transit System.<BR/><BR/>2. "Selma's Choice" - We meet Surly the beer, Lisa has an acid trip, Homercles care not for beans, and the infamous sandwich ("ohhh...how can i stay mad at you?")<BR/><BR/>3. "Cape Feare" - The scene where Homer is being initiated into the witness protection program, is possibly the funniest scene in the entire history of the show. Sideshow Bob stepping on that rake near the end floored me the first time I saw it.<BR/><BR/>4. "Marge vs the Monorail" - The two greatest Simpsons' songs in one single episode (the homer flintstone parody & the monorail song; Homer - "Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!"; Homer - "I call the big one 'bitey'."<BR/><BR/>5. "Treehouse of Horror 2" - featuring the Monkey's Paw, Bart the Monster and Homer's Brain. It's the best of the treehouse specials, especially the Frankenstein parody. Oh, and USA gets renamed Bonerland. <BR/><BR/>Honorable Mention - "The 138th Episode Spectacular" - I love this one, but its not much of an actual episode, so it gets cut off the list. However, it features a lot of Troy McCLure and that's never a bad thing.<BR/><BR/>"Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox network specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "Five Fabulous Weeks of `The Chevy Chase Show'."<BR/><BR/>Thats it. Sorry I missed the actual draft fun on Friday.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-20497349097669640412007-05-14T09:59:00.000-04:002007-05-14T09:59:00.000-04:00Well, I'm way behind on this one, but i think a fe...Well, I'm way behind on this one, but i think a few were missed, so i'm going for all now...<BR/><BR/>The Thelma and Louise take off:<BR/>"Okay Chief, what's your location."<BR/><BR/>"Oh geez. Well, uh, there's some trees. We're on a road that appears to be asphault. And we're directly under the earth's sun...riiiiiight now."<BR/><BR/>The flashback of Maggie's birth:<BR/>"congratulations on your new job, homer."<BR/><BR/>"New job. Marge is pregnant!? Nooo!"<BR/><BR/>The rear window take off:<BR/>Nelson: "Bart, your epidermis is showing."<BR/>bart falls<BR/>Nelson: "See, your epidermis is your hair."<BR/><BR/>Quick nod to the "BI MON SCI FI CON!"<BR/>Homer: "How was I supposed to know it wasn't a REAL spaceship?!"<BR/><BR/>Marge and Homer are bad parents:<BR/>Judge mentions the kids.."Bart, Lisa and Margaret"<BR/>Homer: "Margaret!?"<BR/>Marge: "Homer, that's Maggie!"<BR/><BR/>Sorry if they were already mentionedYour Fabulous Hosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06665023526173240251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74646990902779581122007-05-14T01:51:00.000-04:002007-05-14T01:51:00.000-04:00Grade School ConfidentialSkinner and krabappel hoo...Grade School Confidential<BR/>Skinner and krabappel hook up. Good stuff.<BR/><BR/>Maude: Just a minute, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!<BR/>Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!<BR/><BR/>Ralph: Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple were making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me<BR/>Wiggum: The baby looked at you?? Sara, get Superintentant Chalmers on the phone<BR/>(Chief Wiggum's wife dials for him<BR/>Wiggum: Thank you Sara<BR/><BR/>"Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named 'Krabappel'? Oh' I've been calling her 'Crandall.' Why didn't someone tell me? Ohhh, I've been making an idiot of myself!" -Homer<BR/><BR/>The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase<BR/><BR/>Ralph: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.<BR/>Skinner: Better start eating, kid.<BR/><BR/>(The bullies are beating up the Love Tester)<BR/>Kearney: It said I was gay!chummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08946440176907844627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74349799518000383152007-05-13T19:22:00.000-04:002007-05-13T19:22:00.000-04:00I had to pull a Snyder and trade away half my next...I had to pull a Snyder and trade away half my next year's Simpsons draft for another pick...<BR/><BR/>Just before The Simpsons started REALLY sucking.<BR/>Eight Misbehavin' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Misbehavin')<BR/>Apu and Manjula have 8 kids and sells them to a zookeeper to be put on display...<BR/><BR/>Homer: Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.<BR/>Apu: Well, perhaps it is time. I have noticed that this country is dangerously underpopulated.<BR/><BR/>Homer: Don't worry. I brought some chloroform.<BR/>Apu: You idiot -- those are Colorforms!<BR/><BR/>1. Selma's Choice 2. Screaming Yellow Honkers 3. Much Apu About Nothing 4. Cartridge Family 5. Eight Misbehavin'Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16615169443698357509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28773103027377781482007-05-13T14:08:00.000-04:002007-05-13T14:08:00.000-04:00Does anybody know the name of the episode where Ho...<I>Does anybody know the name of the episode where Homer buys the cursed Krusty doll from the old Chinese man in the corner store, as in The Gremlins?</I><BR/><BR/>It's part of Treehouse III.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-32146004014116206262007-05-13T13:46:00.000-04:002007-05-13T13:46:00.000-04:00btw everyone:every episode of the simpsons... ever...btw everyone:<BR/>every episode of the simpsons... ever<BR/><BR/><BR/>http://tv-links.co.uk/show.do/2/166Pemulishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03154024603391539546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1433103928338911522007-05-13T11:38:00.000-04:002007-05-13T11:38:00.000-04:00We should all be disemboweled and hung. I was at ...We should all be disemboweled and hung. I was at the Gym this morning, and as I walked in it just hit me right in the face "Oh Right. A Gyme" 236 comments and no one has taken "King of the Hill" yet? <BR/><BR/>"Homer: Phew, my head's gonna be sore in the morning."<BR/><BR/>"Rainier Wolfcastle: Hey, hey, that's enough. Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you."<BR/><BR/>"When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti <BR/>into one handy mouth-sized bar."<BR/><BR/>"Marge: Hmmmm... anyway, it's time for the church picnic.<BR/>Homer: What? They had a picnic last week.<BR/>Marge: No, they didn't! You just brought a bucket of chicken to church!<BR/>Homer: If God didn't want us to eat in church, he'd have made gluttony a sin."Cozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07323830664698310972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-77098630827110029212007-05-13T07:37:00.000-04:002007-05-13T07:37:00.000-04:00"My bologna has a name it's H-O-M-E-R.""My bologna has a name it's H-O-M-E-R."TTombhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08493714822387976686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66688754090688860202007-05-13T01:16:00.000-04:002007-05-13T01:16:00.000-04:00Does anybody know the name of the episode where Ho...Does anybody know the name of the episode where Homer buys the cursed Krusty doll from the old Chinese man in the corner store, as in The Gremlins? Is it a Treehouse of Horror episode? That scene is one of the funniest in the entire Simpsons' run.Wade Garretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02427231454565149921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87952879918570217472007-05-13T00:53:00.000-04:002007-05-13T00:53:00.000-04:00@ PemulisHomer Simpson vs. NYC was terrific. I wou...@ Pemulis<BR/>Homer Simpson vs. NYC was terrific. I would have been willing to take it with the first pick if I had been there.<BR/><BR/>@chamomiles davis<BR/>138th Episode Spectacular<BR/>Great value pick that late in the draft. The title alone: gold.<BR/><BR/>I can't really think of any after not watching for so long. I'll have to remedy this a little.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74894759483083245982007-05-12T23:03:00.000-04:002007-05-12T23:03:00.000-04:00@Jesse: Just a few of my favorite lines:"This matc...@Jesse: Just a few of my favorite lines:<BR/><BR/>"This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!"<BR/><BR/>"Gun Shop Owner: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.<BR/> <BR/>Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!"<BR/><BR/>"Moe: Uh, hi, I'm Moe S.<BR/>Crowd: Hi, Moe!<BR/>Moe: Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. [the crowd gasps]<BR/>Sideshow Mel: Whatever did you do, Moe?<BR/>Moe: Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but, I managed to shoot him in the spine. [crowd claps and cheers]<BR/>Moe: Yeah. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!"Cozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07323830664698310972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57370064714077883062007-05-12T21:44:00.000-04:002007-05-12T21:44:00.000-04:00btw... first 4 mins of Cartridge Family...http://w...btw... first 4 mins of Cartridge Family...<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TTMDyJeqMo<BR/><BR/>"Fast kickin', low scorin', and TIES!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16615169443698357509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8370324688793194462007-05-12T21:41:00.000-04:002007-05-12T21:41:00.000-04:00@analrapistCall me the Mel Kiper, Jr. of Simpsons ...@analrapist<BR/>Call me the Mel Kiper, Jr. of Simpsons drafts. Translation: I had no life in the 90s...<BR/><BR/>It's worth the pick for the first 5 minutes alone with Brockman next to the Spanish sports announcer calling the game... "back to center, holds it. HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT!!"<BR/><BR/>My last pick, I'll take My Sister, My Sister (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F13)<BR/><BR/>Lisa becomes a babysitter and Bart does everything to screw her up and possibly the Best. Quote. Ever from Comic Book Guy...<BR/><BR/>Comic Book Guy: [in a wheelbarrow] Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.<BR/><BR/>Lisa: Where are the dice?<BR/>Todd: Daddy says dice are wicked.<BR/>Rod: We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16615169443698357509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58349616463932112522007-05-12T21:22:00.000-04:002007-05-12T21:22:00.000-04:00It's not that great of an episode overall, but Thr...It's not that great of an episode overall, but Three Gays of the Condo has the greatest exchange ever...<BR/><BR/>Ned: Looks like you're missing a piece<BR/>Homer: Looks like you're missing a wife!<BR/>Ned: I walked right into that one.JMAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06570323948226446497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11565097297792253942007-05-12T18:00:00.000-04:002007-05-12T18:00:00.000-04:00@christmas apeSorry Ape. I'm going to blame my lac...@christmas ape<BR/><BR/>Sorry Ape. I'm going to blame my lack of attention to detail on the Deadspin Midwest Pants Party and the post pants party live Karoke bar having $4 Duvels.<BR/><BR/>...and by the way Ape "Look, someone's attractive cousin!"Cozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07323830664698310972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60688879027218359702007-05-12T17:03:00.000-04:002007-05-12T17:03:00.000-04:00@analrapistCurse you, handsome devil! The lemon tr...@analrapist<BR/><BR/>Curse you, handsome devil! The lemon tree episode is already taken.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7690853098772496042007-05-12T15:56:00.000-04:002007-05-12T15:56:00.000-04:00And also, "Cape Feare" was an absolute steal at wh...<I>And also, "Cape Feare" was an absolute steal at where it was picked.</I><BR/><BR/>Thanks. I couldn't believe it was still there in the fifth round, only to realize Kamp Krusty -- which should've gone as a lottery pick -- was also unclaimed.<BR/><BR/>I forgot that quote was in the episode. Priceless. That one is chocked full of heady goodness.<BR/><BR/>Grandpa: "I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George 'Goober' Lindsay."<BR/><BR/>Juror: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."<BR/><BR/>Agent: Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"<BR/>and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.<BR/>Homer: No problem.<BR/>Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]<BR/>Homer: [stares blankly, then, to other agent] I think he's talking to <I>you</I>.<BR/><BR/>Sideshow Bob: Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed... [sips his tea] ...and, er, disembowel him! No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. [erases it] Gut him! Ah, <I>le mot juste!</I><BR/><BR/>Wiggum: "It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel. ... Bake him away, toys!"Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69097671223485475822007-05-12T13:23:00.000-04:002007-05-12T13:23:00.000-04:00Cape Fear!! last episode written by Conan O'BrianCape Fear!! last episode written by Conan O'BrianMark_E_Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00083262194903564491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47162612794334034522007-05-12T12:52:00.000-04:002007-05-12T12:52:00.000-04:00"Marge Gets a Job", the episode where Mr. Burns se..."Marge Gets a Job", the episode where Mr. Burns sexually harasses Marge, is a classic for this exchange with Lionel Hutz:<BR/><BR/>Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch? <BR/><BR/>Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.<BR/><BR/>Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.<BR/><BR/>(Takes huge swig of scotch)<BR/><BR/>And also, "Cape Feare" was an absolute steal at where it was picked.<BR/><BR/>Lisa: Hey, a letter from my pen-pal, Anya. <BR/><BR/>Anya: [reading, Anya narrates] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and... <BR/>[Voice changes] <BR/>Krull: ...replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime. Sincerly... little girl.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03445148515912096723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-49163295962355618702007-05-12T11:44:00.000-04:002007-05-12T11:44:00.000-04:00@Jesse...You got the steal of the Draft. By far. ...@Jesse...You got the steal of the Draft. By far. The Cartidge Family is the Best. Episode. Ever. <BR/><BR/>If I had to mention one that I don't think has been taken I would say<BR/><BR/>'Lemon of Troy'<BR/><BR/>"Break in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look."<BR/><BR/>"Stupider like a Fox"Cozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07323830664698310972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60955886739639709742007-05-12T01:12:00.000-04:002007-05-12T01:12:00.000-04:00Bart The Murderer -- http://www.snpp.com/episodes/...Bart The Murderer -- http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F03.html<BR/><BR/>The "history of chocolate" video alone is worth the half-hour investment. <BR/><BR/>Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?<BR/> Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving<BR/> family?<BR/> Bart: No.<BR/> Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal<BR/> a truckload of bread to feed them?<BR/> Bart: Uh uh.<BR/> Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?<BR/> Bart: I guess that's okay.<BR/> Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price<BR/> that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?<BR/> Bart: Hell, no!<BR/> Tony: Enjoy your gift.obiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05697570993871824203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18695274323921415012007-05-11T20:23:00.000-04:002007-05-11T20:23:00.000-04:00The one with a Football in the Groin..."Agghhh.......The one with a Football in the Groin...<BR/><BR/>"Agghhh....my groin......"rar288https://www.blogger.com/profile/13383684994321002849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9889325017412970172007-05-11T20:07:00.000-04:002007-05-11T20:07:00.000-04:00UPDATE: Rosebud is on right now in CO, at least.UPDATE: Rosebud is on right now in CO, at least.the butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11483534168136904659noreply@blogger.com