tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post889979664811875102..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Welcome To Perfectville. Population: JackassBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28335919895422088022008-02-05T19:54:00.000-05:002008-02-05T19:54:00.000-05:00See, this is why no other team can go undefeated. ...See, this is why no other team can go undefeated. Their players will be a million times worse. And they'll be with us a lot longer.BaCsonkaDonkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17383098709895283213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23779075188759165272008-02-05T17:22:00.000-05:002008-02-05T17:22:00.000-05:00Nice to hear that Mercury Morris thinks rap peaked...Nice to hear that Mercury Morris thinks rap peaked with Curtis Blow. Huh-ha-ha-ha!dustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08370134304365728442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69937398307487120382008-02-05T17:05:00.000-05:002008-02-05T17:05:00.000-05:00Here's a fancy little tidbit from Murkel's great '...Here's a fancy little tidbit from Murkel's great '72 season.<BR/> <BR/>"Morris was first thought to have finished with 991 yards, but the Dolphins asked the league to examine a play in which Morris fumbled a lateral. Morris was awarded the nine yards previously scored as lost on the play, giving him 1,000 yards for the season."<BR/><BR/>So, Murkel got his 1000 yards on a goddamn technicality. He also got a plea bargain in his coke trial on a technicality. Maybe he'll find a way to stop being a fucking douchnozzle on a technicality too. Although at this point, he'd have to pull me out of a burning car or something.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74954205902099115272008-02-05T17:02:00.000-05:002008-02-05T17:02:00.000-05:00I can't wait until Merc dies.I can't wait until Merc dies.Just Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11894869261551014180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-40551734357081429102008-02-05T15:35:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:35:00.000-05:00If by "Rick" you mean Bob, then hey honey how's it...If by "Rick" you mean Bob, then hey honey how's it going.futuremr.futuremrsankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17487969171536271205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4122308329716529622008-02-05T15:28:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:28:00.000-05:00I'll always remember her last words, Agent Roberts...I'll always remember her last words, Agent Robertson. "Oh no! It was a joke!"<BR/><BR/>Oh no, indeed. At least we'll always have Futuremrsrickankiel's Law to protect other women from the dangers of cyberstalking.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55645242423096182592008-02-05T15:26:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:26:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14747460786217716342008-02-05T15:24:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:24:00.000-05:00Oh no! It was a joke!Oh no! It was a joke!futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58958724833297157922008-02-05T15:20:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:20:00.000-05:00@future: Rick, sweetie, is that you?I have a sinki...<I>@future: Rick, sweetie, is that you?</I><BR/><BR/>I have a sinking feeling that I'll be describing this meeting to an FBI investigator in the near future.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34715565700640055372008-02-05T15:04:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:04:00.000-05:00@future: Rick, sweetie, is that you?@future: Rick, sweetie, is that you?futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50517268992715123072008-02-05T14:53:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:53:00.000-05:00If I hadn't landed on Murkel -- or I guess I shoul...If I hadn't landed on Murkel -- or I guess I should've said Murkelry? -- I would've said he looks a lot like Eddie Murphy in the SNL sketch where he goes undercover as a white guy.<BR/><BR/>"Ha ha ha! What a silly Negro!"Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29493285020697841132008-02-05T14:50:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:50:00.000-05:00From here on out, I'll be cracking open a bottle o...From here on out, I'll be cracking open a bottle of champagne every time one of these farging '72 Dolphin bastages bites the dust. (Though maybe I'll go with a 40 of Coldcock, instead, when Mercury eats it.)Jeremy Egnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11148408185477167266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26454884451796592852008-02-05T14:44:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:44:00.000-05:00Of course they couldn't compete: the 72 Dolphins d...Of course they couldn't compete: the 72 Dolphins didn't even have a Bowflex.August Westhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15218726733790737343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89206063624828370302008-02-05T14:18:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:18:00.000-05:00Drew you are on fire. Nice work.Drew you are on fire. Nice work.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12771128520475497756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-38528120078311619792008-02-05T14:04:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:04:00.000-05:00OT here but Leitch was on AM 570, a Sportstalk sta...OT here but Leitch was on AM 570, a Sportstalk station here in L.A. last night and mentioned KSK and a post about Eli. Pretty cool right? I'm thinking about going to his signing tonight but if I do that I can't wait for the cheaper paperback edition of his book ...Lymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15906826482424760378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39740079302608598212008-02-05T14:00:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:00:00.000-05:00Senior Morris-Did you order rocks or powder for th...Senior Morris-<BR/>Did you order rocks or powder for the after party?<BR/><BR/>Sincerely<BR/>Juan Carlos<BR/>Distributor Extraordinairefuturemr.futuremrsankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17487969171536271205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62491964816742617472008-02-05T13:59:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:59:00.000-05:00While I agree that old Mercury should shut his tra...While I agree that old Mercury should shut his trap, and as Im sure Ill get skewered in these comments, I wouldnt discount the 72 Dolphins so easily. Football was much different back then. Put today's players - with all their fancy conditioning and shit - in yesterday's pads and let'em take a few licks. Think Brady was fazed by the Giants taking him down every other play? Imagine him going down every play without all the protection he has now.<BR/><BR/>back then, you could actually tackle a quaterback, as opposed to today's little wussy bullshit.Val Prietohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15857729823069869008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91920470246100648272008-02-05T13:49:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:49:00.000-05:00Sam Huff's senility is just as annoying as anythin...Sam Huff's senility is just as annoying as anything Morris does.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66345631166296509822008-02-05T13:36:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:36:00.000-05:00Alternate ending to Perfectville:GIANTS truck pull...Alternate ending to Perfectville:<BR/><BR/>GIANTS truck pulls up, box is delivered.<BR/><BR/>Morris opens box, finds the head of Don Shula inside (makes Brad Pitt face).<BR/><BR/>Note reads: STFU Morris or you're next!<BR/>Signed, Sam Huff.<BR/><BR/>Perfect!Leaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67309229029807979712008-02-05T13:34:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:34:00.000-05:00@naptown drewfucking great comment@naptown drew<BR/><BR/>fucking great commentBobby Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16401364469365101827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27196287342810949022008-02-05T13:32:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:32:00.000-05:00dear mercury,a little less yapping & a little more...dear mercury,<BR/><BR/>a little less yapping & a little more cocaine trafficking, please.<BR/><BR/>sincerely,<BR/><BR/>the good lieutenantAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4278845300910380232008-02-05T13:30:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:30:00.000-05:00@otto manFor real. When did Sammy Davis Jr. and J...@otto man<BR/><BR/>For real. When did Sammy Davis Jr. and Jaleel White have a gay baby?naptown drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09054247149409815335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62796791641671500042008-02-05T13:15:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:15:00.000-05:00Yea I was preparing myself for the extreme douchei...Yea I was preparing myself for the extreme doucheity from him, history or not. Then I realized..<BR/><BR/>NO ONE EMBODIES DOUCHE LIKE MERCURY MORRIS...JESUS /berman<BR/><BR/><BR/>/shits pants<BR/>//takes step back for Blacks everywhereThe Till Showhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10835045571144025682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-19617768149369733962008-02-05T13:07:00.000-05:002008-02-05T13:07:00.000-05:00and there's a shirt idea, sleevless hoodie in pats...and there's a shirt idea, sleevless hoodie in pats colors that reads "/beats wife". you would make a fortune in Camden alone.Big Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10413806595733662626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82053628039304998302008-02-05T12:58:00.000-05:002008-02-05T12:58:00.000-05:00i don't know, shula could probably beat belichick ...i don't know, shula could probably beat belichick in a cockchugging contest.<BR/><BR/>/beats wifeBig Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10413806595733662626noreply@blogger.com