tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post880274955962570329..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Big Daddy Drew’s Top Candidate For Head Coach Of The 2008 Minnesota VikingsBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-3942641185286830882007-03-01T11:58:00.000-05:002007-03-01T11:58:00.000-05:00Best Man vs. Wild Episode = African PlainsShort on...Best Man vs. Wild Episode = African Plains<BR/><BR/>Short on water, he picked up a piece of Elephant poo, gave it a good squeeze, and drank the liquid that came out of it, to prevent dehydration.<BR/><BR/>Short on food, he came across a fress Zebra carcas, and cut some meat left over near the head off to eat, at one point bending down foregoing the use of a knife, and biting pieces off the animals dead body.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18284358683344325772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60543482355429419502007-02-28T16:52:00.000-05:002007-02-28T16:52:00.000-05:00the man's name is bear. what choice did he have.the man's name is bear. what choice did he have.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04215948086857711451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90432659361835447102007-02-28T14:27:00.000-05:002007-02-28T14:27:00.000-05:00babydaddy knocked up my sister! You bastard!babydaddy knocked up my sister! You bastard!Landruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11954074164878242561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-52045139632292819472007-02-28T11:17:00.000-05:002007-02-28T11:17:00.000-05:00Eternal bad karma on Hutch and the Viks.I guess th...<I>Eternal bad karma on Hutch and the Viks.</I><BR/><BR/>I guess the four Super Bowl losses and the Vikes losing to the Falcons in the NFC Championship game and losing to the Giants 41-0 in <B>another</B> NFC Championship game isn't bad enough karma. <BR/><BR/>Do I sound bitter? Because I am.Weed Against Speedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959605804763719790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80359046819353895762007-02-28T03:24:00.000-05:002007-02-28T03:24:00.000-05:00Drew, I sense some repressed anger and frustration...Drew, I sense some repressed anger and frustration. You should probably bump your alcohol consumption up a notch to take care of that.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81786469086967121082007-02-27T23:59:00.000-05:002007-02-27T23:59:00.000-05:00My insignificant life - they are called links. Us...My insignificant life - they are called links. Use them. However, the quicksand post was very interesting so I'll take this knowledge with me the next time I'm in the Sahara evading the sand people.<BR/><BR/>Bear for MEAST!<BR/><BR/>BDD - "I want some bear meat." Just don't snap it like a slim jim. You are aware it is snapalope season...jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-77799004652150846022007-02-27T22:40:00.000-05:002007-02-27T22:40:00.000-05:00That's Karma. See, if the Viks wouldn't have sign...That's Karma. See, if the Viks wouldn't have signed Steve Hutchinson to a bullshit contract and sending the Seahawks into a spiral, then either Childress would have proven the ability to win OR the ownership would have wisened up and fired him after the season.<BR/><BR/>A plague on both your houses!!!<BR/><BR/>Eternal bad karma on Hutch and the Viks.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17191086370529226497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35695038711398078812007-02-27T20:04:00.000-05:002007-02-27T20:04:00.000-05:00i think we have our first offseason meast of the w...i think we have our first offseason meast of the weekMicahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08575004736275060076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62498986913324816822007-02-27T18:47:00.000-05:002007-02-27T18:47:00.000-05:00Fuck Magruder High School too, while we're at it. ...Fuck Magruder High School too, while we're at it. Montgomery County only looks good in a rear view mirror, when you're headed elsewhere.The Lord Humongoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01916822143821639417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56362738076589731742007-02-27T17:41:00.000-05:002007-02-27T17:41:00.000-05:00he does have a badass camera man.As I mentioned ...he does have a badass camera man.<BR/><BR/>As <A HREF="http://bottombitch.blogspot.com/2007/01/man-vs-wild.html" REL="nofollow"> I mentioned </A> back in January. His name is Simon Reay.MDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11839023283377181708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22207376746045712412007-02-27T16:56:00.000-05:002007-02-27T16:56:00.000-05:00that post was badass. i'm proud to admit that that...that post was badass. i'm proud to admit that that marathon was in fact part of the drunken debauchery that was my bachelor party this past weekend. he managed to blow our minds on many levels. good times.blairjjohnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05038552228026370088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43113726714809400382007-02-27T16:32:00.000-05:002007-02-27T16:32:00.000-05:00the pirate soth - who would win in a game between ...the pirate soth - who would win in a game between Bear and Ditka? That's the pressing question.Weed Against Speedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959605804763719790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-38696238746555313772007-02-27T16:31:00.000-05:002007-02-27T16:31:00.000-05:00I also recently saw the tropical island episode & ...I also recently saw the tropical island episode & he was, at the very least, filming himself on the raft. I'm unlear how the filming was done while he was up the tree getting the coconuts, but it doesn't matter. It's some damned good television and he's all kinds of sexy.Smellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10140713397830478082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70494451011665807202007-02-27T16:28:00.000-05:002007-02-27T16:28:00.000-05:00Why settle for having the guy be the coach?I say p...Why settle for having the guy be the coach?<BR/><BR/>I say put his in the game. No need for an O-line, no need for WRs - Bear can just snap it to himself, take on the opposing D, score, run in for 2, kickoff, be his own special team, and be the entire defense.<BR/><BR/>And he'd cover the spread, the over/under, and the points.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4588943855295337162007-02-27T15:51:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:51:00.000-05:00Fuck Obama, Fuck Obama indeed, god damn terroristFuck Obama, Fuck Obama indeed, god damn terroristBig ALhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08690642692769763721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70532500702458990402007-02-27T15:48:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:48:00.000-05:00The episode from last Sunday was classic. He gets ...The episode from last Sunday was classic. He gets stuck on a tropical island and it's basically just him on vacation for 50 minutes until he builds a raft and sails out into shark infested waters. <BR/><BR/>He just laughs like a retard throughout the entire scene where the sharks are swimming directly into his tropical island made boat.<BR/><BR/>He is definitely the definition of a bad ass. Although he doesn't do his own camera work.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00617207710938001790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86515216214762915102007-02-27T15:43:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:43:00.000-05:00"poorly concealed homosexuality"This'll be a new s..."poorly concealed homosexuality"<BR/><BR/>This'll be a new staple.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30606693313662540862007-02-27T15:29:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:29:00.000-05:00Quicksand. Now we ARE in trouble...Quicksand. Now we ARE in trouble...Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028369093672005677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29207217282538692872007-02-27T15:11:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:11:00.000-05:00Grimey - Just in case you get caught in quick sand...Grimey - Just in case you get caught in quick sand....<BR/><BR/>If you ever find yourself in a pit of quicksand, don't worry -- it's not going to swallow you whole, and it's not as hard to escape from as you might think. <BR/>The human body has a density of 62.4 pounds per cubic foot (1 g/cm3) and is able to float on water. Quicksand is denser than water -- it has a density of about 125 pounds per cubic foot (2 g/cm3) -- which means you can float more easily on quicksand than on water. The key is to not panic. Most people who drown in quicksand, or any liquid for that matter, are usually those who panic and begin flailing their arms and legs. <BR/><BR/>It may be possible to drown in quicksand if you were to fall in over your head and couldn't get your head back above the surface, although it's rare for quicksand to be that deep. Most likely, if you fall in, you will float to the surface. However, the sand-to-water ratio of quicksand can vary, causing some quicksand to be less buoyant. <BR/><BR/>"By the same token, if the quicksand were deep, as in up to your waist, it would be very difficult to extract yourself from a dense slurry, not unlike very wet concrete," said Rick Wooten, senior geologist for Engineering Geology and Geohazards for the North Carolina Geological Survey. "The weight of the quicksand would certainly make it difficult to move if you were in above your knees." <BR/><BR/>With quicksand, the more you struggle in it the faster you will sink. If you just relax, your body will float in it because your body is less dense than the quicksand.<BR/><BR/>The worst thing to do is to thrash around in the sand and move your arms and legs through the mixture. You will only succeed in forcing yourself farther down into the liquid sandpit. The best thing to do is to make slow movements and bring yourself to the surface, then just lie back. You'll float to a safe level. <BR/><BR/>"When someone steps in the quicksand, their weight causes them to sink, just as they would if they stepped in a pond," Dumouchelle said. "If they struggle, they'll tend to sink. But, if they relax and try to lay on their back, they can usually float and paddle to safety." <BR/><BR/>When you try pulling your leg out of quicksand, you are working against a vacuum left behind by the movement, according to The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook. The authors of the book advise you to move as slowly as possible in order to reduce viscosity. Also, try spreading your arms and legs far apart and leaning over to increase your surface area, which should allow you to float. <BR/><BR/>While quicksand remains the hackneyed convention of bad adventure movies, there's very little to be afraid of in real life. As long as you keep a cool head in the situation, the worst result will be a shoe full of wet sand.My Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21668101831180549232007-02-27T14:44:00.000-05:002007-02-27T14:44:00.000-05:00"I, too, would be vindictive in the afterlife if I...<I>"I, too, would be vindictive in the afterlife if I accomplished great things in life, only to meet a drunken, ignominious end and then be buried in Rockville."</I><BR/><BR/>I can't think of a better reason for accomplishing nothing. Bless you, Ape.Landruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11954074164878242561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23557337429120211322007-02-27T14:43:00.000-05:002007-02-27T14:43:00.000-05:00I'll say this. If I had a girlfriend/wife I'd make...I'll say this. If I had a girlfriend/wife I'd make her have sex with Bear and get pregnant so my kid would be as badass as him.MDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11839023283377181708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74406273157015048852007-02-27T14:26:00.000-05:002007-02-27T14:26:00.000-05:00But if I guy named Bear coached against the Bears ...But if I guy named Bear coached against the Bears would the universe cave in on itself? Because if so, I don't think it's a good idea.Weed Against Speedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959605804763719790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57869501648478130742007-02-27T14:22:00.000-05:002007-02-27T14:22:00.000-05:00I actually saw that episode with the first six thi...I actually saw that episode with the first six things on your badass-ery list (it's the only episode I've ever seen).<BR/><BR/>He also demonstrated how to free yourself from quicksand, which is something I've always thought I needed to know.<BR/><BR/>Of course, I've totally forgotten how now.Grimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-61638161736858192182007-02-27T14:18:00.000-05:002007-02-27T14:18:00.000-05:00Pyle Middle School just collapsed.Pyle Middle School just collapsed.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23662520363331515982007-02-27T13:30:00.000-05:002007-02-27T13:30:00.000-05:00I root for whomever commits to the Reebok suit as ...I root for whomever commits to the Reebok suit as head coach. This may be the closest we ever come to seeing a real pimp on the sidelines. <BR/><BR/>Purple leather suit with all the trimmings? Let's Smoot!evanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16099585709695277854noreply@blogger.com