tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post859808076676118590..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the UrtardBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14679315605821350612007-10-23T04:02:00.000-04:002007-10-23T04:02:00.000-04:00Ive never been so appauled at any sports writing e...Ive never been so appauled at any sports writing ever. First of all it was the most mind boggling thing ever put to paper, Chris Chambers in a conspiracy theory? Also, he is lame. Reading his articles are like watching the deleted scenes from a Family Guy episode, the worst of the unfunny and obscure refrences.<BR/><BR/>Reading this article makes rereading the one mentioned in the 'Boston area sports teams' that much funnier. <BR/>Simmons: "I dont understand why everyone hates the Pats. In other news the Dolphins are trying to screw with us by getting a great trade out of the chargers."<BR/><BR/>Then again thats probably the best filler he could come up with since he spends his time on his knees in front of his Brady Fathead, desperatly wanting.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07458935707311369506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-77810297267997932952007-10-22T13:45:00.000-04:002007-10-22T13:45:00.000-04:00I' be waiting for the new bounty column. No fluff...I' be waiting for the new bounty column. No fluff piecery there.leafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15839276190856815756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69021650047826872662007-10-22T13:22:00.000-04:002007-10-22T13:22:00.000-04:00Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.I knew it- Bill Simm...<I>Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.</I><BR/><BR/>I knew it- Bill Simmons is PETE GAS!Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028369093672005677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12631500650201295122007-10-22T13:04:00.000-04:002007-10-22T13:04:00.000-04:00I endorse Sons of the Sports Guy for all your one-...I endorse Sons of the Sports Guy for all your one-stop Bill Simmons bashing.<BR/><BR/>Also, moof! is wise...CoffeeTableBookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16399421843810555240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-71381432170490057382007-10-22T12:14:00.000-04:002007-10-22T12:14:00.000-04:00the image for this article has a fairly interestin...the image for this article has a fairly interesting prgoression. moreso when you realize the Neanderthal looks more and more like he's about to start stroking it, and then there's Simmons with his hands in his pockets. Looks like Sports gal is not going to have to use quite as much starch when she presses those trousers.Les Savy Ferdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05982164565549803749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12557103541616926072007-10-22T11:57:00.000-04:002007-10-22T11:57:00.000-04:00Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55277712751331817082007-10-22T11:32:00.000-04:002007-10-22T11:32:00.000-04:00I do believe, after all that happened yesterday, t...I do believe, after all that happened yesterday, that Simmons' next article will be a running diary of him laying on the couch, while rubbing his nipples, being fed grapes by Steve Sanders from 90210, and Hench and J-Bug take turns sucking him off. As usual, his infant daughter will be the one to actually write and post the "article."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24767344426392639082007-10-22T11:12:00.000-04:002007-10-22T11:12:00.000-04:00I have to say, as a pats fan, and also a fantasy o...I have to say, as a pats fan, and also a fantasy owner who's been forced to play both chris chambers and phillip rivers in recent weeks, anyone who thinks that trade is going to bring the pats to their knees probably hasn't seen either one of them actually play.alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07988650355759369490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47992419944706870352007-10-22T11:05:00.000-04:002007-10-22T11:05:00.000-04:00Perhaps the Fins trading Wes Welker to the Pats sh...Perhaps the Fins trading Wes Welker to the Pats should also be considered cheating, as he seems to help them KEEP WINNING. Fucking tard.Awkward Bonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14999085838474142308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80453102911734111192007-10-22T10:53:00.000-04:002007-10-22T10:53:00.000-04:00Nice try, christopher. Simmons may have relocated ...Nice try, christopher. Simmons may have relocated to L.A. a few years ago but he still bears the distinct markings and mannerisms of a Masshole. That he garners the feverish support of all who continue to dwell within that fetid state only further confirms it.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51382622312447089132007-10-22T10:50:00.000-04:002007-10-22T10:50:00.000-04:00@ christopherSimmons is a californian?? ummm, nooo...@ christopher<BR/><BR/>Simmons is a californian?? ummm, noooooooo, he's a masshole who moved to california a couple years ago, he's still from boston and still a douche, as i believe big daddy drew himself said on this site last year simmons has combined the douchebaggery of a bostonian with the haughtiness of a Los Angelian (or whatever they get called), but he's still from boston and still a masshole...like everyone else from that areathe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70923626821174800562007-10-22T10:04:00.000-04:002007-10-22T10:04:00.000-04:00cant wait for that new simmons books after the pat...cant wait for that new simmons books after the pats perfect season. it should be fun for everybody.Ken Dynamohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01061339942941183172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83917380710231216122007-10-22T10:03:00.000-04:002007-10-22T10:03:00.000-04:00I would just like to point out that Simmons is a C...I would just like to point out that Simmons is a Californian and not! not ! a Bostonian. Anyone that takes what he says and applies it to the general region is a fucking moron. No one I know considers Bill Simmons to be our representative.<BR/><BR/>So all you who would say bad things about New England because of Simmons, you are all fucking morons. And we probably just kicked your ass, and nothing is more pathetic than a sore loser.DeezeNutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114363663042896971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65189535107062122872007-10-22T09:43:00.000-04:002007-10-22T09:43:00.000-04:00Boston is so bad that decent people move there and...Boston is so bad that decent people move there and become douchebags.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-73826592648010683812007-10-22T09:27:00.000-04:002007-10-22T09:27:00.000-04:00Its the sort of 'his name sounds like _____' douch...<I>Its the sort of 'his name sounds like _____' douchebaggery a 4th grader employs and only other fourth graders find witty.</I><BR/><BR/>Case in point: Chris Berman.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-20161066481340634702007-10-22T09:08:00.000-04:002007-10-22T09:08:00.000-04:00Enough Simmons. I need my slappy tits fixEnough Simmons. I need my slappy tits fixHowie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18140812045627954798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41035472221556412222007-10-22T09:02:00.000-04:002007-10-22T09:02:00.000-04:00since my tribe just got mini-swept right out of th...since my tribe just got mini-swept right out of the ALCS in most ignominious fashion, its just one more reason to avoid Simmons like the mutherfucking plague. As much fun as I had reading his live blog re-cap of Game 4, even then his renaming Asdrubal Cabrera as Ass-dribble made me wince. Its the sort of 'his name sounds like _____' douchebaggery a 4th grader employs and only other fourth graders find witty.Les Savy Ferdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05982164565549803749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-161174995149702092007-10-22T05:59:00.000-04:002007-10-22T05:59:00.000-04:00Simmons: "Hey, I may be ugly, and I may be hate-fi...Simmons: "Hey, I may be ugly, and I may be hate-filled, but, uh, what was the third thing?"Charlie Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00590156216917396134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47663717685604107352007-10-22T00:08:00.000-04:002007-10-22T00:08:00.000-04:00The BoSox did it in grand style to boot. There is ...The BoSox did it in grand style to boot. There is a God and she is happy tonight :P<BR/><BR/>Bring on those bible thumping Rockies! After all, who but the friggin Rockettes drinks fucking sparkling cider when they win the LCS for the first time in their franchise's existence?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30602273165526622752007-10-21T23:51:00.000-04:002007-10-21T23:51:00.000-04:00Don't look now, but those scrappy underdogs with a...Don't look now, but those scrappy underdogs with a $143 million payroll are about to vanquish the mighty, hated Indians.<BR/><BR/>I hope Sean Taylor snaps Brady's leg, Garnett gets hit by a car and the Sportsgal's baby is black...mikehasgashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12395444921506704675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-38029870079663936892007-10-21T23:32:00.000-04:002007-10-21T23:32:00.000-04:00His fucking team is 7-0 and get cockslobbered by e...His fucking team is 7-0 and get cockslobbered by every announcer and analyst in the game, and he still finds a way to bitch and moan.<BR/><BR/>What a fuckwit.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-79470339440991793272007-10-21T22:51:00.000-04:002007-10-21T22:51:00.000-04:00No... Nick, no. Moof has it right. Everyone from...No... Nick, no. Moof has it right. Everyone from Boston is a piece of shit.<BR/><BR/>Take it from me. I'm from Indianapolis. We built a <A HREF="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30356100&postID=8017230366952363288&isPopup=true" REL="nofollow">moat</A> to keep you turds and the Black people out.naptown drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09054247149409815335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-305518787541826402007-10-21T22:24:00.000-04:002007-10-21T22:24:00.000-04:00How about you go fuck yourself moof.How about you go fuck yourself moof.Nickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00761147347424055918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56238218154144973812007-10-21T22:08:00.000-04:002007-10-21T22:08:00.000-04:00I could totally write pretentious, homeresque B.S....I could totally write pretentious, homeresque B.S. like that all day long about the Cowboys, and it would be just as lazily researched and shittily written. I should get a job at ESPN. Maybe they'll let me get in line with the rest of the fucktards to give Tony Romo a blowjob.<BR/><BR/>I like him and he's a good quarterback and all, but the WWL just needs to shut the fuck up sometimes.Russmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16937278359640005544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91567825548221857332007-10-21T20:44:00.000-04:002007-10-21T20:44:00.000-04:00Oh...my...dear....lord. What is that abomination u...Oh...my...dear....lord. What is that abomination unto the keyboard? WHY? WHY DOES HE STILL EXIST?<BR/><BR/>Wouldn't a better way to do it be to trade Chambers to a team that plays the Patriots for LESS than he's worth? A pre-deadline deal like this is unusual, but MY GOD, why wouldn't they? They have more rebuilding to do than the former-Soviet republics' economies.<BR/><BR/>If the trade actually were lopsided, it's far more likely that they are doing it in pursuit of their own history-making 0-16 mark than to try and protect the '72 Dolphins. FUCKING HELL HE'S STUPID. FUCK. If I wasn't in such a good mood from that Bears game, I might chip on for the bounty.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.com