tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post8421809190650902201..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: 1-800-StayDownBitchBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9985965931254780182007-08-17T11:26:00.000-04:002007-08-17T11:26:00.000-04:00"Ruff ruff, arf, woof, Vick, bark bark, bodyslamme..."Ruff ruff, arf, woof, Vick, bark bark, bodyslammed me, ruff ruff bark, didn't kill me, bark arf, head hurts, ruff arf arf arf..."Molierehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16727474887491281596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69346074756917027432007-08-16T12:21:00.000-04:002007-08-16T12:21:00.000-04:00HI STOP THIS IS TANK JOHNSON STOP I WANT TO GO TO ...HI STOP THIS IS TANK JOHNSON STOP I WANT TO GO TO REHAB STOP I AM EXCESSIVELY DEPENDENENT ON ALCOHOL STOP PLEASE EXPECT ME TO RESIST AND SO FEEL FREE TO USE FULL FORCE ON ME IF NECESSARY STOP LOVE TANK JOHNSON STOP<BR/><BR/>P.S. THIS REALLY IS TANK STOP<BR/><BR/>P.P.S. DON'T LET HIM EVER STOP.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845566019644544418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-37323510471012864262007-08-16T00:40:00.000-04:002007-08-16T00:40:00.000-04:00I'm going upstairs to masturbate(I'm going upstair...I'm going upstairs to masturbate(I'm going upstairs to masturbate)<BR/><BR/>- Joe Montanabizzo5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/02793496028992037775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86903863763355145082007-08-15T14:55:00.000-04:002007-08-15T14:55:00.000-04:00"Hello there, this is Steve Young, I like long wal..."Hello there, this is Steve Young, I like long walks on the beach and spending my nights at the Blue Oyster. What? Oh, sorry, thought this was the Date Line."Jack Gonzo, MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05402240056740725609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14143938007537757092007-08-15T14:45:00.000-04:002007-08-15T14:45:00.000-04:00This would explain the quizzical looks on my neigh...This would explain the quizzical looks on my neighbor's faces when I was cutting the grass at 4 am after a game. Thanks for clearing that up.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05769234984668689192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13136409913212152152007-08-15T13:03:00.000-04:002007-08-15T13:03:00.000-04:00@chamomiles davisGood show...I almost did the Eric...@chamomiles davis<BR/><BR/>Good show...I almost did the Eric Lindros post. I was gonna include Scott Stevens picking up the phone half way through the message and scaring Lindros into hanging up.<BR/><BR/>Stevens: "I may be retired, but I'll find you Lindros. Don't put your head down while crossing the street or walking back to your car with groceries... Because I'm everywhere."<BR/><BR/>Lindros: "Uhhh...ummm...Sorry! Wrong Number!" *hangs up* <BR/><BR/>Lindros then curls up into a ball in his closet and cries quietly.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62988753923628839722007-08-15T12:31:00.000-04:002007-08-15T12:31:00.000-04:00i think eli might actually call that line BEFORE h...i think eli might actually call that line BEFORE he gets sacked.Ken Dynamohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01061339942941183172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-3777971741023051142007-08-15T12:25:00.000-04:002007-08-15T12:25:00.000-04:00"Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I'm calling because..."Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I'm calling because I've had, like ten or something of these things, and... Oh, N *EFF* L? Sorry about that. Goodbye!"<BR/><BR/><I>(five minutes later...)</I><BR/><BR/>"Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I'm calling because I've had, like ten or something of these things, and..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7632709422038370352007-08-15T12:09:00.000-04:002007-08-15T12:09:00.000-04:00Kordell Stewart: These concussions have not effec...Kordell Stewart: These concussions have not effected me in the least bit. Tell Bill Cowher I'm ready to go Sunday. I can play quarterback ... tailback ... wide out ... punter ... first down marker mover guy ... hot dog vendor... quarterback ... offensive line coach ... quarterback ... Bill Cowher's upper lip ... <BR/><BR/>I'm Slash damnit.dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15568051812584859162007-08-15T11:04:00.000-04:002007-08-15T11:04:00.000-04:00at first i thought that might be from dexter manle...at first i thought that might be from dexter manley.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33352565555267286712007-08-15T10:51:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:51:00.000-04:00If Mark Brunell harms one hair on JC's head, I swe...If Mark Brunell harms one hair on JC's head, I swear I am not going to church on Sunday.<BR/><BR/>YOU HEAR ME MARK!!Bucktown Skins Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15577613692839802550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10734675840180839092007-08-15T10:41:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:41:00.000-04:00"Roe...this...berg...er.ROETHLISberg...er.Roethlis..."Roe...this...berg...er.<BR/><BR/>ROETHLISberg...er.<BR/><BR/>RoethlisbergerRoethlisberger.<BR/><BR/>Ugggghhh... Roeth...<BR/><BR/>Roethlisberger."Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16605917539212942692007-08-15T10:36:00.001-04:002007-08-15T10:36:00.001-04:00Hey guys, quick word.I'm setting up a $50 FF Leagu...Hey guys, quick word.<BR/><BR/>I'm setting up a $50 FF League on Fuzzy's Fantashy Football.<BR/><BR/>if you're interested email me (gulp) afields@abchome.com.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54349592345928507112007-08-15T10:36:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:36:00.000-04:00"Hello, concussion hotline...""Woof.""Hello, concussion hotline..."<BR/><BR/>"Woof."Camp Tiger Clawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394093143362547939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80267102118969806682007-08-15T10:34:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:34:00.000-04:00Gentleman...this is Rae Carruth. I received a sev...Gentleman...this is Rae Carruth. I received a severe concussion while bouncing around in the trunk of a car. Can I still get compensated?dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-19815342716357303872007-08-15T10:31:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:31:00.000-04:00"Help! Help! My husband Elijah Dukes is trying t..."Help! Help! My husband Elijah Dukes is trying to kill me! Oh wait, wrong number. My apologies."Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81907715332078596852007-08-15T10:22:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:22:00.000-04:00Hey guys, Tedy Bruschi. Can you transfer me to cor...Hey guys, Tedy Bruschi. Can you transfer me to coronary?Camp Tiger Clawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394093143362547939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14819491897735826472007-08-15T10:21:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:21:00.000-04:00"Concussion hotline? Yes, I'm calling about Jerom..."Concussion hotline? Yes, I'm calling about Jerome Bettis, who seems to recently have suffered.............hmmm, what's that? You say he's retired now, and just talks that way because he's a dullard? Same goes for Shannon Sharpe? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle (not racist)! Good day to you, sir."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74603426122058805562007-08-15T10:20:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:20:00.000-04:00Hi, it's Ted Johnson again. Newspaper purple mailb...Hi, it's Ted Johnson again. Newspaper purple mailbox whistle. Bye.Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01939086153153265590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17511482782001510902007-08-15T10:18:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:18:00.000-04:00was this submitted on an Etch-n-Sketch?was this submitted on an Etch-n-Sketch?Martha Van Borkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00925677671089481203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28696688127805212742007-08-15T10:17:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:17:00.000-04:00Hey this is Trent Green. Just calling in advance o...Hey this is Trent Green. Just calling in advance of my 1st game. Please be there in the 1st quarter with your best neurologistsMyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-20276006210567333322007-08-15T10:10:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:10:00.000-04:00"Hi, it's Troy Aikman. I was just calling about....."Hi, it's Troy Aikman. I was just calling about...the...um...well, how do you like that? I forgot what I was calling about. What number is this again?"Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9528317928527178492007-08-15T10:07:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:07:00.000-04:00I see you decided not to even bother with the "Bad...I see you decided not to even bother with the "Bad MS Paint" tag.<BR/><BR/>Good move.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17329162214779692962007-08-15T10:02:00.000-04:002007-08-15T10:02:00.000-04:00Man, I wish I had penmanship like that. Just keep ...Man, I wish I had penmanship like that. Just keep rubbing it in my face Brunell, and I'm gonna have to go Old Testament on your ass.el_hombrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16660646057792688785noreply@blogger.com