tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post7617234428945004093..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: This Week’s KSK Mock Draft: Great Movie Deaths We’d Like For Our OwnBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74445283847100600792007-04-19T01:21:00.000-04:002007-04-19T01:21:00.000-04:00I'm going to have to go with Newt in Alien 3. You ...I'm going to have to go with Newt in Alien 3. You survive about 700 near-death experiences only to die in your sleep in the first 10 seconds of the next movie.<BR/><BR/>For Godfather deaths, I'll go with Altobello in the third one. Death by cannoli - excellent.assorted charmshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053509014339594712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-76800321341475394282007-04-19T01:20:00.000-04:002007-04-19T01:20:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.assorted charmshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053509014339594712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21616461280429298572007-04-17T11:11:00.000-04:002007-04-17T11:11:00.000-04:00I guess nobody else saw Grindhouse. Fuck, I'm lat...I guess nobody else saw <I>Grindhouse</I>. Fuck, I'm late on this one. CC, great pick with <I>Falling Down</I> <BR/>"You and me, we're the same."<BR/>"No. I'm an American and you're a sick asshole."<BR/>-boston marathon loserTrader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-79724389948808216242007-04-16T13:29:00.000-04:002007-04-16T13:29:00.000-04:00Oh, come on. No-one mentioned Hector from Troy?Th...Oh, come on. <BR/><BR/>No-one mentioned Hector from Troy?<BR/><BR/>The most famous valiant battle death in literature?<BR/><BR/>Pussies.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04296401451051194015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16124800383560623822007-04-16T12:41:00.000-04:002007-04-16T12:41:00.000-04:00With Elias off the board, I'd go with Ken Watanabe...With Elias off the board, I'd go with Ken Watanabe as Katsumoto in "Last Samurai". Awful movie, awesomely noble way to go. Taking out an entire regiment of overconfident gun-wielding pussy peasant sell-outs, then charging on a white horse, leading your last remaining samurai headlong into machine gun fire, followed by seppuku using your ancestors' katana to preserve your honor and ensure that you die by the sword instead of bullet wounds. The entire army of your enemy gets on their knees and bows. <BR/>Only weakness is that Tom Cruise is associated with this death. Actually, that's a very big weakness.<BR/><BR/>Maybe I'll go with the actual Saigo Takamori instead. Holed up in Shiroyama, beheaded by your lieutenant for honor, and even after you're dead, your enemy is frantically looking for your head for fear that you'll come back as a vengeful spirit and exact revenge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31678655263175195972007-04-16T10:24:00.000-04:002007-04-16T10:24:00.000-04:00Kevin Spacey in LA Confidential. Sow the seeds of ...Kevin Spacey in LA Confidential. Sow the seeds of your assailant's downfall.Danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10908234946967556447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56436870137602816022007-04-15T20:39:00.000-04:002007-04-15T20:39:00.000-04:00Not trying to get too gay, but Bruce Willis in Arm...Not trying to get too gay, but Bruce Willis in Armageddon really wouldn't be bad at all. In the end you save the whole fucking planet from being destroyed and having all history of human life erased. HERO.the occasional joohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11789121552672302944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91197109221454251122007-04-15T17:15:00.000-04:002007-04-15T17:15:00.000-04:00Sad I missed all the festivities here.if Ufford an...Sad I missed all the festivities here.<BR/><BR/><I>if Ufford and Swindle were in the ATL and did not make a stop at the Claremont Lounge, i am going to be SEVERELY fucking disappointed</I><BR/><BR/>First time I ever went there, the power went out. Pitch black, surrounded by drunken lowlifes and/or hipsters, and the fat, fugly, snaggle-toothed stripper on stage starts screaming out "Don't NOBODY touch me! DON'T NOBODY TOUCH ME!"<BR/><BR/>Not a chance in hell, princess.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31946487144847053052007-04-15T12:17:00.000-04:002007-04-15T12:17:00.000-04:00OT, but I bame this on BDD somehow:http://news.yah...OT, but I bame this on BDD somehow:<BR/><BR/>http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070415/sc_afp/australiaanimalsealion_070415050100Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398931203483061703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81283653160689814552007-04-15T08:46:00.000-04:002007-04-15T08:46:00.000-04:00would you want to buried alive. Im thinking thats ...would you want to buried alive. Im thinking thats gotta be one of teh worst ways to go. I am going to agree with a previous commentor stuck in the ivy. I go with leonidus (leonoidus?) as the coolest. Kill thousands of persians adn then fight to the death which is the highest honor in your society and almost take out xerxes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66486404744596184682007-04-15T07:47:00.000-04:002007-04-15T07:47:00.000-04:00most noble: donnie darko most bad ass: omartony ea...most noble: donnie darko <BR/><BR/>most bad ass: omartony eat lunch being hung from the helicopter while sosa and <BR/><BR/>the absolute last way i'de want to die: nicky tarantino and his brother in casino...beaten and buried aliveanthony reddick is my homeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10154533349063532780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27589538797112622902007-04-15T03:58:00.000-04:002007-04-15T03:58:00.000-04:00Ok, so his death didn't occur IN a movie, but he w...Ok, so his death didn't occur IN a movie, but he was featured in a movie... Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop C'mon, he lived most of his life as a highly capable martial artist, saved a couple of planets, and was the best bounty hunter and bad ass in the universe. His death? Oh gee...only killed an entire fucking organized crime syndicate, pretty much singlehandedly with a gun. A syndicate that had just been taken over by his mortal enemy and had killed the love of his life. Then he marches outside and collapses in a pool of his own blood on their staircase.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22140831134054073922007-04-15T01:54:00.000-04:002007-04-15T01:54:00.000-04:00How about "Deer Hunter"?"Mao! Diddy Mao!"How about "Deer Hunter"?<BR/><BR/>"Mao! Diddy Mao!"The Hoosier Loserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01824773321354358536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-3363960600031600252007-04-15T00:00:00.000-04:002007-04-15T00:00:00.000-04:00That high school guy in the Grindhouse trailer for...That high school guy in the Grindhouse trailer for Thanksgiving. A quick painless decapitation while receiving a blowjob? Yes please.DaveGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10338295070926694969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11093357889239471082007-04-14T23:38:00.000-04:002007-04-14T23:38:00.000-04:00I do believe a few obvious choices have been left ...I do believe a few obvious choices have been left for me to bat cleanup with.<BR/><BR/> Jack Nicholson in THE SHINING - not because I approve of terrorizing and trying to murder your family (usually) so much as he leaves behind a corpse even scarier than he was in life, which ought to count for something.<BR/><BR/> This next one is for the really gay mafia;<BR/><BR/> Brad Pitt in MEET JOE BLACK. He totally moists a woman over half a cup of coffee in a public place then gets taken out in a triple bounce vehicular debacle leaving NO DOUBT he's extra double-plus dead because, fuck it, why not? His day wasn't going to get better.<BR/><BR/> And for those who aren't gay;<BR/><BR/> Tyler FUCKING Durden who's death is across between an anarchist's wet dream and a mystical ascension.<BR/><BR/> The HAL 9000 for having the good sense to try and kill Keir Dulay or however you spell his foreign-ass name and for continuing to have "the utmost confidence in this mission" while he's being unplugged. Remaining confident while your brains dribble out your ears is the best any of us can hope for.<BR/><BR/> El Wray in PLANET TERROR who raised the stakes in Letters to Penthouse stump-fucking fantasies and for "never missing" that Rose McGowan G-Spot.<BR/><BR/> And Leon in THE PROFESSIONAL for teaching a more or less pre-pubescent (I never checked) Natalie Portman how to fuck all our shit up, get paid, and then make a fucking joke out of blowing yourself and your mortal enemy (some British amyl-nitrate tosser) with more grenades then you can count without a pause button.<BR/><BR/> Jobs Well Done.<BR/><BR/> - Barney Dannelke<BR/><BR/> Spartacus, PA.Barneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12414758562291629065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35071086872031996822007-04-14T22:15:00.000-04:002007-04-14T22:15:00.000-04:00How the fuck has no one called Drew on fucking up ...<I>How the fuck has no one called Drew on fucking up Maximus' death yet? He was Spanish not Italian, that's why they called him the Spaniard.</I><BR/><BR/>Actually, Maximus WAS Italian. He <I>said</I> he was a Spaniard to hide his identity.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13431081934383037462007-04-14T19:18:00.000-04:002007-04-14T19:18:00.000-04:00Okay, I pick Old Yeller. I will completely lose m...Okay, I pick Old Yeller. I will completely lose my shit, and then when I go, you're gonna cry goddammit.mamacitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12201474702664482175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54183918273321266872007-04-14T19:00:00.000-04:002007-04-14T19:00:00.000-04:00Billy Cole played by Billy Blanks... yahtzee, big ...Billy Cole played by Billy Blanks... yahtzee, big jon, YAHTZEE! And don't forget he was high as a kite from chomping pain pills at halftime before he did it.<BR/><BR/>From the Alien movies, I'd have to go with Charles S. Dutton in Alien 3. He went toe to toe with the Alien to stall it so that Ripley could dump molten ore on it... and screamed "C'MON, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!" the whole time.<BR/><BR/>He went out like a P.I.M.P.Bucktown Skins Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15577613692839802550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-53330889769313922202007-04-14T15:22:00.000-04:002007-04-14T15:22:00.000-04:00Jack Crabb in Little Big Man. Only cuz he's, like...Jack Crabb in <I>Little Big Man.</I> Only cuz he's, like, 110 and dying in bed. <BR/><BR/>and because i'd prefer my life was more interesting than my death.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24515899319599327872007-04-14T10:11:00.000-04:002007-04-14T10:11:00.000-04:00DougOLis-NICE call, Famke Janssen was the best vil...DougOLis-<BR/><BR/>NICE call, Famke Janssen was the best villaness Bond broad IMO.<BR/><BR/>http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCjXUWeyR2A&mode=related&search=Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12715879453530460668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5885194644640679072007-04-14T01:52:00.000-04:002007-04-14T01:52:00.000-04:00For my second pick I choose the dude who got stran...For my second pick I choose the dude who got strangled by Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen)'s glorious thighs mid-coitus in GoldenEye.DougOLishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00088443520858068749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26589712495278910582007-04-14T01:47:00.000-04:002007-04-14T01:47:00.000-04:00How the fuck has no one called Drew on fucking up ...How the fuck has no one called Drew on fucking up Maximus' death yet? He was Spanish not Italian, that's why they called him the Spaniard.<BR/><BR/>I think I would choose Elias' (Willem Dafoe) death from Platoon. Nothing like taking on Charlie yourself and falling to your knees as your platoon leaves you behind to be massacred.DougOLishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00088443520858068749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66667964198263923772007-04-14T01:42:00.000-04:002007-04-14T01:42:00.000-04:00I'm gonna have to second Leonidas' death in 300. L...I'm gonna have to second Leonidas' death in 300. Laying down all your defenses just to get a shot at spearing the King of Persia, knowing full well that there are a couple thousand archers with you in their sights is completely badass. Extra points for personally killing a couple hundred Persians by hand and having a hot wife at home to cry about losing you.tollberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17274230684893037591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89617892946344105612007-04-14T01:39:00.000-04:002007-04-14T01:39:00.000-04:00"Old School." Blue. KY wrestling. "Dust in the Win..."Old School." Blue. KY wrestling. "Dust in the Wind."Ryan The Internhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03194133163231779502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34603128132185277722007-04-14T01:17:00.000-04:002007-04-14T01:17:00.000-04:00Similar to "Armageddon," but it's a different mete...Similar to "Armageddon," but it's a different meteor movie (Deep Impact) - flying the space shuttle directly into the meteor and destroying it from the inside out, saving the entire earth while creating a really cool fucking explosion. That's how I wanna go out. If I can't die heroically, it'd be sorta cool to go out like Sharon Stone in "Casino" - stumbling down a hallway and collapsing after blowing through a lot of money in a drug-feuled orgy of excess.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.com