tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post7215543045981767791..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Big Daddy Drew’s 1999 NFL Draft StoryBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6026241451451662892007-04-04T11:32:00.000-04:002007-04-04T11:32:00.000-04:00Dorian's blows. It's a fucking Duke bar. Kudos o...Dorian's blows. It's a fucking Duke bar. Kudos on not getting raped.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850398011830933932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-49734894780042112902007-04-04T08:55:00.000-04:002007-04-04T08:55:00.000-04:001) I dont know anyone who went to high school in t...1) I dont know anyone who went to high school in the 90's who liked New Radicals. <BR/><BR/>2) Who hasn't puked in the Penn State McDonalds? I have also had the distinction of vomiting at the University of Alabama McDonald's. Yeah, I get around. <BR/><BR/>3) I'm sure the drinking scotch whilst eating smoked salmon had NOTHING to do with the vomiting. Nothing at all.Steve https://www.blogger.com/profile/03764984464386973713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17934133383029369952007-04-03T19:56:00.000-04:002007-04-03T19:56:00.000-04:00Yeah, those media people (mostly chicks) get good ...Yeah, those media people (mostly chicks) get good shit, which they occasionally share with the rest of us. The ones who don't share are mercilessly scorned (behind their backs) as selfish bitches. <BR/><BR/>I live right down the street from the Cowboys practice field. Also, I may have seen Emmitt once (at a laundromat, of all places, so maybe it wasn't him), but whoever he was, he looked kinda cranky, but still opened the door for me, so he's cool. True story.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63267597622180201272007-04-03T18:54:00.000-04:002007-04-03T18:54:00.000-04:00Drew,This obviously was a time before Mrs. Drew wa...Drew,<BR/><BR/>This obviously was a time before Mrs. Drew was around to make sure you actually wore underwear (unless she's into that), toned down the scotches, and made sure your tie matched your belt and shoes.<BR/><BR/>Needless to say, if I score tickets to a future NFL Draft, I'm inviting you.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-68120120692224956432007-04-03T18:38:00.000-04:002007-04-03T18:38:00.000-04:00Cade McNown wasn't fucking everything in sight? H...Cade McNown wasn't fucking everything in sight? He made the Sex Cannon look like a toy BB gun when he was in Chicago. Huge slut. Plus that whole "fucking 1999 Playmate of the Year Heather Kozar and getting her to dump Tim Couch for him by letting her drive his Porsche" thing. Playmates of the Year seem to love Cleveland Browns quarterbacks--Jeff Garcia got Carmella DeCesare to be his beard--oops, girlfriend--during his tenure with the Browns.<BR/><BR/>Although Kozar did end up back with Couch since he got more guaranteed money up front and had a slightly longer NFL career than McNown.Laser Rocket Armhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12332672587425641355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74951113844629990972007-04-03T18:22:00.000-04:002007-04-03T18:22:00.000-04:00You mean the reps never hooked you up as an AAE? T...You mean the reps never hooked you up as an AAE? The SI rep in Boston hooked me up all the time when I was an AAE. So did popular mechanics but that might be because I hooked up with them even though they had me by a good 15 years.MDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11839023283377181708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-76634110448413569452007-04-03T17:37:00.000-04:002007-04-03T17:37:00.000-04:00Bad becks:You were supposed to yell G-Unit first.Y...Bad becks:<BR/>You were supposed to yell G-Unit first.<BR/><BR/><BR/>You got the music in you.Mayor McRibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01471371735647418964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-71271772570487717542007-04-03T16:30:00.000-04:002007-04-03T16:30:00.000-04:00Yea, I almost had a night like that on a much smal...Yea, I almost had a night like that on a much smaller scale. I saw former Cincy Bearcat Melvin Levett with his posse at a bar in Cleveland. Instead of being able to say "hi" though I instead got shoved so hard by one of his crew members I slid across the dancefloor and knocked over my friend's girlfriend like a bowling pin. Bastards.<BR/><BR/>At least that's how I remember it.Kid Clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02444320742896092896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8935864030970776682007-04-03T16:13:00.000-04:002007-04-03T16:13:00.000-04:00I sincerely hope to see more of the "scotchy scotc...I sincerely hope to see more of the "scotchy scotch scotch" tag.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-26861828313756974562007-04-03T16:05:00.000-04:002007-04-03T16:05:00.000-04:00One of the greatest fora for getting drunk and sta...One of the greatest fora for getting drunk and stalking celebs has to be the ATT Pebble Beach Pro Am.<BR/><BR/>Three friends and I had just finished following our friend's round (and drinking straight scotch from water bottles, of course), and Emmitt Smith was in the group in front of him. While waiting for our friend to leave the scorer's tent, Emmitt came out. Emmitt had just retired from his year with the Cardinals, and sadly, I am the Cardinals fan. I said to him, half-jokingly/half-honestly/full-drunkenly, "Emmit, you're the best running back in Cardinals' history." Emmitt, trying to avoid the odor of scotch eminating from me said, "Damn dog, what you been sippin' on!?" The picture memorializing that event will forever be my desktop wallpaper, wife and kids be damned.SMPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12452066924879621121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17261411967153810022007-04-03T15:37:00.000-04:002007-04-03T15:37:00.000-04:00As a Media Planner, let me say that the parties ar...As a Media Planner, let me say that the parties aren't always the best thing ever.<BR/><BR/>For example, I had to get a Hepatitis A shot after the SI Swimsuit Party.<BR/><BR/>And you run into Bill Simmons on occassion.<BR/><BR/>But I guess free food/booze trumps that.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14397006480160395372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48609552396857877952007-04-03T15:20:00.000-04:002007-04-03T15:20:00.000-04:00This post stole my sunshine.This post stole my sunshine.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09614469697113353639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72440479324006796152007-04-03T14:57:00.000-04:002007-04-03T14:57:00.000-04:00I was so drunk I did that thing where you just sta...<I>I was so drunk I did that thing where you just stare off into space for minutes at a time before snapping back to reality to say something idiotic (“Wait, did they have brie?”). </I><BR/><BR/>Wow. I thought I was the only one this happened too. Only, I don't have to be "so drunk" for it to happen.Jezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02130897549926261047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70757495096653466792007-04-03T14:50:00.000-04:002007-04-03T14:50:00.000-04:00btw, how did the KSK crew make out against the la...btw, how did the KSK crew make out against the ladies in your ncaa basketball pool wager ?BeaverFeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373093678081356510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5366507177084123272007-04-03T14:48:00.000-04:002007-04-03T14:48:00.000-04:00vomiting at Dorrian's. ah yes, sounds like my NYC...vomiting at Dorrian's. ah yes, sounds like my NYC days. also the "not getting laid" part.Stuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162481357602193301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47787555475439094082007-04-03T13:57:00.000-04:002007-04-03T13:57:00.000-04:00Couch, Smith, and McNown. wow, you could do a whol...Couch, Smith, and McNown. wow, you could do a whole "where are they now?" post on those guys.<BR/><BR/>not to mention Len and the New Radicals. Can't remember the last time i heard those two groups mentioned. nevr in the same sentence.BeaverFeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373093678081356510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-52569160202499283022007-04-03T13:36:00.000-04:002007-04-03T13:36:00.000-04:00Great story, that totally trumps the recieving of ...Great story, that totally trumps the recieving of a drunken high five from Lavar Arrington at the Penn State McDonalds (though I totally puked in the bathroom moments before)liquid_dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01564145896478956325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31559590740081611722007-04-03T12:49:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:49:00.000-04:00"...and Cade McNown (who was Rex Grossman before R..."...and Cade McNown (who was Rex Grossman before Rex Grossman was Rex Grossman)."<BR/><BR/>Hilarious but true, except that Cade McNown doesn't fuck everything in sight.tollberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17274230684893037591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42333502646526952562007-04-03T12:44:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:44:00.000-04:00So are we just all ignoring the fact that the site...So are we just all ignoring the fact that the site is about to be overrun by women?Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50730220931001094122007-04-03T12:31:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:31:00.000-04:00Typo alert!"As for Williams, Couch, and McNabb, we...Typo alert!<BR/><BR/>"As for Williams, Couch, and McNabb, well they can go fuck themselves. Especially McNown, who just LOOKED like an asshole."<BR/><BR/>I assume you meant McNown in the first sentence - not McNabb? Sorry, as an Eagles fan I just HAD to point this out.The Minority Reporterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17568818282762871664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64783933995988558162007-04-03T12:28:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:28:00.000-04:00Sparks: I've got a book.Debbie: What's the book?Sp...Sparks: I've got a book.<BR/>Debbie: What's the book?<BR/>Sparks: A Modest Proposal.<BR/>Debbie: By whom?<BR/>Sparks: Jonathan Swift.<BR/>Debbie: And what is the book about?<BR/><BR/>((long pause))<BR/><BR/>Sparks: Eating babies.Rolf von Friedgenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278097775038370376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41120372999381096382007-04-03T12:14:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:14:00.000-04:00You didn't even embarrass yourself. What kind of d...You didn't even embarrass yourself. What kind of drunk story is that?Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85120327434675767382007-04-03T12:09:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:09:00.000-04:00But does the folded up tie tit still make appearan...But does the folded up tie tit still make appearances?save the steagleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01860814745332833073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22847507012118018742007-04-03T12:05:00.000-04:002007-04-03T12:05:00.000-04:00I liked the feel of a suit against my junk. I'm a...I liked the feel of a suit against my junk. I'm a husband and father now, so I don't do it anymore. That would be creepyBig Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42355912264929354372007-04-03T12:04:00.001-04:002007-04-03T12:04:00.001-04:00Going commando under a nice wool suit feels so muc...Going commando under a nice wool suit feels so much better. <BR/><BR/>polyester,no so much better.MoonshineMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06127819454547893770noreply@blogger.com