tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post6871489063692536000..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: What Do You Mean, You Want Me To Spy On Jessica Simpson?Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-71420863591288865712007-12-06T23:55:00.000-05:002007-12-06T23:55:00.000-05:00Thank you for introducing "Paul Funyun" into my vo...Thank you for introducing "Paul Funyun" into my vocabulary.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01902601061310703966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12127622149319712762007-12-06T17:53:00.000-05:002007-12-06T17:53:00.000-05:00This series of posts has single handedly gotten me...This series of posts has single handedly gotten me through a handful of days and also stopped me from resurrecting my own blogging because with shit this funny out there, who needs another blog?hfrog355https://www.blogger.com/profile/07693280860696461311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-83103469730165468352007-12-06T05:35:00.000-05:002007-12-06T05:35:00.000-05:00I've spent the best part of a month trying to work...I've spent the best part of a month trying to work out what is so funny about "YEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!", have failed miserably and yet still laugh like a hyena every time I read it.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845566019644544418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43519598258053065112007-12-05T23:13:00.000-05:002007-12-05T23:13:00.000-05:00I worship 99 percent of BDD's work and he is my fa...I worship 99 percent of BDD's work and he is my favorite columnist of all time, but personally this particular column annoys this shit out of me, and I'm a redskins fanStuScottBooyahshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05803397562463609039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89274859581920127392007-12-05T15:35:00.000-05:002007-12-05T15:35:00.000-05:00You’d fuck this girl until your heart exploded! In...<I>You’d fuck this girl until your heart exploded! In other words, for three seconds!</I><BR/><BR/>Brilliant! I just spewed coffee all over my monitor...I wonder if that voids the warranty?!Leaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42804034621921554062007-12-05T14:43:00.000-05:002007-12-05T14:43:00.000-05:00This definitely needs to be a weekly animated seri...This definitely needs to be a weekly animated series. I'll help draw, do voices, get coffee. This just needs to be done. The world will be a better place.Silverback 55https://www.blogger.com/profile/05594805666327973001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63246905082458142442007-12-05T13:29:00.000-05:002007-12-05T13:29:00.000-05:00If you say Garrett's name three times, he magicall...If you say Garrett's name three times, he magically appears in your room and sings Gilvert and Sullivan while sodomizing your houseplants. It's true- I read it on the internet.Group 5https://www.blogger.com/profile/17121449465912207447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33181020502454481122007-12-05T13:24:00.000-05:002007-12-05T13:24:00.000-05:00Drew? I am now officially in love with you.Thank ...Drew? I am now officially in love with you.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Thank you kindly, sir.TurleyGirliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03816273134927738348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90127708304070356332007-12-05T13:02:00.000-05:002007-12-05T13:02:00.000-05:00Upstate Underdog, get out of my dreams and into my...Upstate Underdog, get out of my dreams and into my car...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11654595128722613410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-73754172923664785522007-12-05T12:46:00.000-05:002007-12-05T12:46:00.000-05:00time... TO PUNCH THE FATTY! PUNCH THE FATTY! PUNCH...time... TO PUNCH THE FATTY! PUNCH THE FATTY! PUNCH THE FATTY! PUNCH THE FATTY! PUNCH THE FATTY! <BR/><BR/>I can see JJ laughing his balls off when he's doing this - damn, I can also see this happening for real.<BR/><BR/>also, tits van winkle along with Dreaming about castles made of marshmallows ....I lost it and thought this will be a story to savor....My Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36405136428841827702007-12-05T12:42:00.000-05:002007-12-05T12:42:00.000-05:00Also, if his left eye was lazy, Barney would look ...Also, if his left eye was lazy, Barney would look just like my friend and ex-roommate.<BR/><BR/>He's in Poland now. Apparently banging and/or killing hot Polish chicks.Phony Gwynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590531252173090128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27310982142828404702007-12-05T12:37:00.000-05:002007-12-05T12:37:00.000-05:00What's the "sports & dick jokes blog" equivalent t...What's the "sports & dick jokes blog" equivalent to "Must-See TV"?<BR/><BR/>As long as there's no blogger strike, I'll be fine. I can live on reality TV and reruns until the fuckwad screen writers solve their shit. But the mere possibility of missing a single ep of this masterpiece makes my bowels uneasy. <BR/><BR/>So, in no particular order: The Wire... Curb... Conchords... Dexter... The Shield... South Park... Victoria's Secret Fashion SHow... Wade & JerryFinísima Personahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17581301382513661741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-59185955766624245232007-12-05T12:29:00.000-05:002007-12-05T12:29:00.000-05:00Damn dude-Dinah Shore? That was the best part of ...Damn dude-Dinah Shore? That was the best part of the whole thing. That is exactly the type of woman I see Wade having a fantasy about.Conkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01428711625151289010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60775589732288293562007-12-05T12:07:00.000-05:002007-12-05T12:07:00.000-05:00"Tits Van Winkle"[Slow clap]"Tits Van Winkle"<BR/><BR/>[Slow clap]TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54832594020437943252007-12-05T12:02:00.000-05:002007-12-05T12:02:00.000-05:00Eventually you have to run out of hilarious names ...Eventually you have to run out of hilarious names for Jerry to call Wade, right?<BR/><BR/>I hope that's not true.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-61631579061611592522007-12-05T11:57:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:57:00.000-05:00jason-You forgot the number one rule to banging tr...jason-You forgot the number one rule to banging trannies (or Jessica Simpson). It's ok as long as you are really drunk and/or you kill it afterwards!Dirty Hairyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02410974683468978581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54105161111571448752007-12-05T11:49:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:49:00.000-05:00I'm with sdw. Paul Funyon was fucking incredible. ...I'm with sdw. Paul Funyon was fucking incredible. Hard to believe you've been keeping that gem hidden for this long.Phony Gwynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590531252173090128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57505581827975892982007-12-05T11:40:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:40:00.000-05:00yes that's an old photo of herDon't. care. Shiiiii...<I>yes that's an old photo of her</I><BR/><BR/>Don't. care. Shiiiiiit.<BR/><BR/>@jason: I'm with ya on the Garrett picture. If you're scrolling down a line at a time it's like he peeks up from under your bed or something. Creepy-ass ginger.85https://www.blogger.com/profile/00568424671749844052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57225306157812788702007-12-05T11:35:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:35:00.000-05:00These are always one of the highlights of my week....These are always one of the highlights of my week. Sad...but true.The Last Dragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783946972767272115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2663327281750759142007-12-05T11:31:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:31:00.000-05:00BEST.BIRTHDAY.GIFT.EVER!And beer cheese soup sound...BEST.BIRTHDAY.GIFT.EVER!<BR/><BR/>And beer cheese soup sounds delicious, I might even add some bacon.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13068146275594716352007-12-05T11:28:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:28:00.000-05:00"Tony, why'd you say 'Terrel' when you came?"(grin..."Tony, why'd you say 'Terrel' when you came?"<BR/><BR/>(grin)sideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15777246259890629964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16766545161894586172007-12-05T11:27:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:27:00.000-05:00God, every time I read one of these, I fearfully a...God, every time I read one of these, I fearfully await the appearance of Jason Garrett's creepy-ass picture. I know it's coming, and I want to rush down to see it, to get it over with, but I've got to read the wrole article, and hope that I don't see those disturbing eyes staring at me.<BR/><BR/>It's exactly like nailing a transvestite hooker. You know that sooner or later, you're going to see another penis, but you just hope against hope that it isn't going to be there.<BR/><BR/>Or so I hear.Group 5https://www.blogger.com/profile/17121449465912207447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60776059209543202652007-12-05T11:24:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:24:00.000-05:00Dont you think the Picture of Barney could have be...Dont you think the Picture of Barney could have been swapped with a picture of Gallo?Will Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13659002184426729398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67425524177206079682007-12-05T11:14:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:14:00.000-05:00"Paul Funyon"?BDD, you are truly doing the Lord's ..."Paul Funyon"?<BR/><BR/>BDD, you are truly doing the Lord's work.SDWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14665850204985086099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21937371049672079462007-12-05T11:07:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:07:00.000-05:00This really needs to be made into a cartoon film w...This really needs to be made into a cartoon film with Winnie the Pooh as Wade and Yosemite Sam as Jerry Jones. (That's who I keep hearing in my head when I Read these.)JGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09233348632786398661noreply@blogger.com