tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post6365291753130919403..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Try to Tackle the Juice and He'll Cut Your AssBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-59422397078731186232007-07-25T10:39:00.000-04:002007-07-25T10:39:00.000-04:00I'll see your Hot Carl Lee and raise you a Joey Br...I'll see your Hot Carl Lee and raise you a Joey Brown-eye.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5918910228943892042007-07-24T23:37:00.000-04:002007-07-24T23:37:00.000-04:00Player: He Hate MeTeam:The SaintsMascot: JesusPlayer: He Hate Me<BR/>Team:The Saints<BR/>Mascot: JesusBuzzsawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07171540099394970729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81271892603861665432007-07-24T15:09:00.000-04:002007-07-24T15:09:00.000-04:00Player: Terrel OwensTeam: The SuicidalsMascot: Ben...Player: Terrel Owens<BR/>Team: The Suicidals<BR/>Mascot: Benny the BarbiturateAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15604690787043457974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-38460593924387701572007-07-24T14:11:00.000-04:002007-07-24T14:11:00.000-04:00Player: Shawne MerrimanTeam: Bay Area Collective R...Player: Shawne Merriman<BR/>Team: Bay Area Collective Rage<BR/>Logo: Chris Benoit and his slain family<BR/>Mascot: Benoit's reanimated zombie corpse<BR/>Celebration: stick a syringe in the ass, murder a fan<BR/>Sponsor: Vitamin Water<BR/><BR/>Player: Michael Vick<BR/>Team: New York Red Bulls<BR/>Logo: a hose and some frayed, sparking wires<BR/>Mascot: a skinned, bleeding pit bull<BR/>Celebration: bending fans over a rape stand<BR/><BR/>Also, the sponsor to the Analrapists should be the iPhone.JewDagohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13771736830928283127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33979719173715174332007-07-24T13:44:00.000-04:002007-07-24T13:44:00.000-04:00Player: Eugene RobinsonTeam: Miami JohnsLogo: G...Player: Eugene Robinson<BR/>Team: Miami Johns<BR/>Logo: Guy in a car with window half down, at night scanning the sidewalks<BR/>Mascot: Don Magic Juan<BR/>Celebration: Not after the TD, but rather before the game. Reaches for wallet, gets handcuffed ...Pepsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18154486161588970135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33586965245093244932007-07-24T12:43:00.000-04:002007-07-24T12:43:00.000-04:00Player: Cecil CollinsTeam: The Breakers and Entere...Player: Cecil Collins<BR/>Team: The Breakers and Enterers<BR/>Logo: Your adolescent daughter's bedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67239720533781355582007-07-24T12:41:00.000-04:002007-07-24T12:41:00.000-04:00Player: Terrell OwensTeam: Pillzapoppin'Mascot:Cou...<B>Player:</B> <BR/>Terrell Owens<BR/><BR/><B>Team:</B> <BR/>Pillzapoppin'<BR/><BR/><B>Mascot:</B><BR/>Courtney Love<BR/><BR/><B>Endorsements:</B><BR/>Char-Cola, PfizerJordan Ginsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562085562690888964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72511794924824238502007-07-24T12:30:00.000-04:002007-07-24T12:30:00.000-04:00Though he'll never make it to the league,Player: D...Though he'll never make it to the league,<BR/><BR/>Player: Dominic Jones (formerly of the University of Minnesota)<BR/>Team: The Analrapists<BR/>Logo: a bed with a passed-out girl face down on it<BR/>Mascot: Tobias Funke<BR/>TD Celebration: one guy thrusts his pelvis, another mimes taking picturesJewDagohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13771736830928283127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87531968477833723142007-07-24T12:05:00.000-04:002007-07-24T12:05:00.000-04:00Player: Gilbert BrownTeam: Miami FlubberbustersLog...Player: Gilbert Brown<BR/>Team: Miami Flubberbusters<BR/>Logo: Fat guy on a couch<BR/>Mascot: Jim Belushi<BR/><BR/>Player: Ryan Leaf<BR/>Team: Chicago Success<BR/>Logo: Thumbs up with a check mark behind it<BR/>Mascot: Charles Rogers and Akili Smith as themselves<BR/><BR/>Player: Mike Vanderjagt<BR/>Team: Indianapolis Drunken Kickers<BR/>Logo: Foot kicking a bottle of booze<BR/>Mascot: Capitain MorganMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649079482286687480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27538817493737735042007-07-24T12:01:00.000-04:002007-07-24T12:01:00.000-04:00Player: Brian BosworthTeam: The Sugar WallsLogo: a...Player: Brian Bosworth<BR/><BR/>Team: The Sugar Walls<BR/><BR/>Logo: a Georgia O'Keefe painting<BR/><BR/>Mascot: a Linebacker soaked in his own urine.<BR/><BR/>Team Motto: "You wouldn't hit someone wear wrap-around shades, would you?!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27463038814427018212007-07-24T11:56:00.000-04:002007-07-24T11:56:00.000-04:00Starting at safety for yoooouuuur Afghanistan Frie...Starting at safety for yoooouuuur Afghanistan FriendlyFire, number 40, Pat Tillman.Potatoes O'Gradyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14374593395319061274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63424883168923943742007-07-24T11:32:00.000-04:002007-07-24T11:32:00.000-04:00Player: Ricky Manning, Jr.Team: The NerdBustersLog...Player: Ricky Manning, Jr.<BR/>Team: The NerdBusters<BR/>Logo: Ghostbusters logo with Professor Frink instead of the ghost<BR/>Mascot: A pit bull with a nerd doll sewn to its jaws<BR/>TD Celebration: One guy mimes typing while the other delivers a swift kick to the groinJewDagohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13771736830928283127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23429330314996848952007-07-24T11:22:00.000-04:002007-07-24T11:22:00.000-04:00Player: Lawrence PhillipsTeam Name: The Blindsider...Player: Lawrence Phillips<BR/>Team Name: The Blindsiders<BR/>Logo: Crumpled-up Steve Young<BR/>Mascot: Bitch with two black eyes.<BR/>TD Celebration: Car drives through children's pick-up football gameRobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01939910662521309635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10316466754666006752007-07-24T11:11:00.000-04:002007-07-24T11:11:00.000-04:00Player: Larry FitzgeraldTeam Name: CrackazMascot: ...Player: Larry Fitzgerald<BR/>Team Name: Crackaz<BR/>Mascot: A giant Ritz cracker, it will be as famous as the Syracuse fucking Orange.<BR/>Logo: Matt Leinart and Quan eating Ritzs.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914303686336953268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12624057699965474472007-07-24T11:10:00.000-04:002007-07-24T11:10:00.000-04:00@k-rock:That also works for Steve Foley. Add him t...@k-rock:<BR/><BR/>That also works for Steve Foley. Add him to The Rodney Kings roster.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914303686336953268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1622040068579956322007-07-24T10:52:00.000-04:002007-07-24T10:52:00.000-04:00player - lawrence maroneyteam - team construdamasc...player - lawrence maroney<BR/>team - team construda<BR/>mascot - giant kool-aid guy<BR/><BR/>this was very unoriginal.BeaverFeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373093678081356510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-7905723138727071682007-07-24T10:19:00.000-04:002007-07-24T10:19:00.000-04:00Player: Adam 'Pacman' JonesTeam: The RainiacsMasco...Player: Adam 'Pacman' Jones<BR/>Team: The Rainiacs<BR/>Mascot: A Indian Dancing<BR/>Team Logo: Strippers Riding on a Ark, 2 by 2 of courseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84135581169701969842007-07-24T10:15:00.000-04:002007-07-24T10:15:00.000-04:00JESUS CHRIST!!!I wonder if he wore a cloak like th...JESUS CHRIST!!!<BR/><BR/>I wonder if he wore a cloak like that when he chopped up his ex-....the butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11483534168136904659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17747929398556981032007-07-24T10:03:00.000-04:002007-07-24T10:03:00.000-04:00Going old school...Player- Reggie RogersTeam- the ...Going old school...<BR/><BR/>Player- Reggie Rogers<BR/><BR/>Team- the Hanoi Rocks<BR/><BR/>Mascot- Vince Neil/ Stephen HawkingGroup 5https://www.blogger.com/profile/17121449465912207447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84881766995995152662007-07-24T09:46:00.000-04:002007-07-24T09:46:00.000-04:00I believe it was a clear plastic slammer that had ...I believe it was a clear plastic slammer that had OJ's face behind bars and said "The Juice is Loose."<BR/><BR/>I... uh, I have no excuse for knowing that.Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39882517540104264412007-07-24T09:30:00.000-04:002007-07-24T09:30:00.000-04:00Player: Tom BradyTeam: The Baby DaddiesMascot: Whi...Player: Tom Brady<BR/>Team: The Baby Daddies<BR/>Mascot: White trash Barbie<BR/>Logo: Giant sperm bursting through a wall<BR/><BR/>Player: Rex Grossman (isn't that obvious?)<BR/>Team: The Sex Cannons<BR/>Mascot: Arm cock<BR/>Logo: Football covered in Rex JellyTracer Bullethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423793849234700428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18749774688025319072007-07-24T09:25:00.000-04:002007-07-24T09:25:00.000-04:00madden still winsmadden still winsMevshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13758948812088905146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75678316508087444902007-07-24T09:22:00.000-04:002007-07-24T09:22:00.000-04:00Player - Micheal IrvinTeam - The Free-Base All Sta...Player - Micheal Irvin<BR/><BR/>Team - The Free-Base All Stars<BR/><BR/>Mascot - Crack Rock/WhoreChris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35162854373494418282007-07-24T09:14:00.000-04:002007-07-24T09:14:00.000-04:00Player - Orlando BrownTeam - Waving HankiesMascot ...Player - Orlando Brown<BR/><BR/>Team - Waving Hankies<BR/><BR/>Mascot - Helen KellerMy Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9952157093452412782007-07-24T09:06:00.000-04:002007-07-24T09:06:00.000-04:00Player: Maurice ClarettTeam: The Rodney KingsLogo:...Player: Maurice Clarett<BR/>Team: The Rodney Kings<BR/>Logo: ATF LogoK-Rockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748679319580560500noreply@blogger.com