tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post5744371029438594368..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Gilbert GottfriedBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6991685406846773142008-01-30T02:08:00.000-05:002008-01-30T02:08:00.000-05:00Fuck me sideways I love you man.Fuck me sideways I love you man.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845566019644544418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70155500440563637552008-01-28T18:20:00.000-05:002008-01-28T18:20:00.000-05:00Out-fucking-standing. Best MMP post EVar.Out-fucking-standing. Best MMP post EVar.Landruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11954074164878242561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51690540149597063902008-01-28T17:06:00.000-05:002008-01-28T17:06:00.000-05:00That's it. Shut down the Internet. MMP just won it...That's it. Shut down the Internet. MMP just won it all.Rob Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968103551798533864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18138370578295867682008-01-28T16:09:00.000-05:002008-01-28T16:09:00.000-05:00Coach Dungy wanted me to tell you that he and Jim ...Coach Dungy wanted me to tell you that he and Jim Caldwell are praying for your soul. When Dungy is done praying, Jim will take over.Sorgi's Sideline Receiverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07146978145845677102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-71200070314519366962008-01-28T15:01:00.000-05:002008-01-28T15:01:00.000-05:00Tom Brady wishes he knew the "fetus on a hanger" t...Tom Brady wishes he knew the "fetus on a hanger" trick a little earlier.Tinnitushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695435632841720572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23619463200475891772008-01-28T13:48:00.000-05:002008-01-28T13:48:00.000-05:00Even though I saw it coming, still hilarious. I b...Even though I saw it coming, still hilarious. <BR/><BR/>I betcha no one in that family is black though.klitzmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16998649420277497797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90386532937947364142008-01-28T13:40:00.001-05:002008-01-28T13:40:00.001-05:00You forgot to have Bill Balla-chick filming it all...You forgot to have Bill Balla-chick filming it all.<BR/><BR/>KSK, truly, the Aristocrat of sports blogs.MartinTheMercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543160830733898073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85609472223286454652008-01-28T13:40:00.000-05:002008-01-28T13:40:00.000-05:00Frankly, I was hoping for a "we could do this all ...Frankly, I was hoping for a "we could do this all day" tag. This could prove as fruitful as Herschel Walker's MPD for celebrity picks... I'm envisioning one involving lots and lots of Oreos used in unimaginably filthy ways and ending with "The Mannings!" At the very least, it could be milked for a couple of cheap Osi Umenyiora jokes.futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22014306958294730062008-01-28T13:25:00.000-05:002008-01-28T13:25:00.000-05:00Man, that was fucking disgusting. I'm surprised m...Man, that was fucking disgusting. I'm surprised my monitor didn't crack. FIVE pictures of Gottfried on one post? Oh, and the story was kind of nasty too.<BR/><BR/>YESSSSSSS, what a setup by melarry bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13646537145612677810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82334626454732147402008-01-28T13:13:00.000-05:002008-01-28T13:13:00.000-05:00Punter, good job on making me seriously nauseous a...Punter, good job on making me seriously nauseous after reading this post....but nearly as sick as I'll be when the Patriots win the Super Bowl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42652431805341459442008-01-28T13:12:00.000-05:002008-01-28T13:12:00.000-05:00This post deserves a prize for being the first-eve...This post deserves a prize for being the first-ever correct usage of the ALL CAPS rant. <BR/><BR/>I especially like how Punter nails the soft moments that pop up every now and then in Gottfried's usual jet-engine scream:<BR/><BR/><I>AND IT'S MAKING A WHOOSH-WHOOSH SOUND. Whoosh-whoosh and so forth.</I><BR/><BR/>Perfect.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25657106096697699822008-01-28T12:58:00.001-05:002008-01-28T12:58:00.001-05:00UM, how could you have not written this...UM, how could you have not written this...TroubleHelixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07744998666917650969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58978840276740961412008-01-28T12:58:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:58:00.000-05:00Wow, the one time you DON'T use the "jeez punter t...Wow, the one time you DON'T use the "jeez punter that's wrong" tag.Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09595361059900550132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58379373742789479132008-01-28T12:51:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:51:00.000-05:00I can't wait until this post becomes the next t-sh...I can't wait until this post becomes the next t-shirt designthe beethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04878939487954130516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-69498189830740265302008-01-28T12:43:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:43:00.000-05:00I was hoping for an appearance from Marmalard.I was hoping for an appearance from Marmalard.Marmatardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659186973095858266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75335988990600814712008-01-28T12:20:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:20:00.000-05:00the pictures loaded and i have to say as glad as i...the pictures loaded and i have to say as glad as i am not to see awful shit, there was a twinge of disappointmentPemulishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03154024603391539546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4025479810041947492008-01-28T12:16:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:16:00.000-05:00I found a few quotes from Gottfried's Emmy rant:"I...I found a few quotes from Gottfried's Emmy rant:<BR/><BR/>"If masturbation is a crime, then I should be on death row. By age 14, I was already Al Capone." and "How exactly did they do it, did they dust for prints?"<BR/><BR/>That was 1991. There hasn't been an interesting moment on the Emmys ever since.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22684560749034265652008-01-28T12:11:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:11:00.000-05:00glad i haven't eaten lunch yet...and don't need to...glad i haven't eaten lunch yet...and don't need to for a while nowthe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85286482931113893342008-01-28T12:07:00.001-05:002008-01-28T12:07:00.001-05:00A tour-de-force!@MMP:Do they use a stunt-fetus, or...A tour-de-force!<BR/><BR/>@MMP:<BR/><BR/>Do they use a stunt-fetus, or do they only do this stunt for the Soopa Bowel?Leaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43702561036771182482008-01-28T12:07:00.000-05:002008-01-28T12:07:00.000-05:00Gilbert is one of the dirtiest comics out there. H...Gilbert is one of the dirtiest comics out there. He's absolutely great to see live, even if he did do some cheesy kid movies in the mid 90s. But Saget did Full House and he's filthy as hell too.<BR/><BR/>This post was amazing. I started laughing after the first sentence because I just knew what it was gonna be. Grotesque and beautiful at the same time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15590972449941064082008-01-28T11:52:00.000-05:002008-01-28T11:52:00.000-05:00Gilbert Gottfried will forever have my respect for...Gilbert Gottfried will forever have my respect for the masturbation monologue he did on the Emmy awards after Peewee Herman was arrested.<BR/><BR/>Anyone know where I can find a transcript? All I remember is the ending where he was insisting his hand was a serial killer, and then Fox cutting away abruptly.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1399605623612212482008-01-28T11:44:00.000-05:002008-01-28T11:44:00.000-05:00Thanks for making me have an asthma attack from la...Thanks for making me have an asthma attack from laughing so fucking hard reading this. The only thing missing was (door flies open) with Darkie 81 coming in to clean up the place with his tongue. When the family wants their chance, Moss uses his signature move...he pushes off. Probably also needed Welkah coming in to get Moss up the ass while Gaffney plays Lucky Pierre (in other words...needed to include the whole Brady Bunch).Brady's a douchebaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858663593875424335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8825959539169410372008-01-28T11:35:00.000-05:002008-01-28T11:35:00.000-05:00I seriously couldnt read through the whole thing s...I seriously couldnt read through the whole thing so I skipped forward to the end, but man, that was awesome. I'm sure a percentage of my fellow pats fans disagrees, but I don't seem to have the pie chart ready ;)Joep Smeetshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17271958024163927037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9030763164149246152008-01-28T11:26:00.000-05:002008-01-28T11:26:00.000-05:00so now the AFLAC duck is a Patriots fan?so now the AFLAC duck is a Patriots fan?grungedavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03618624498084343808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14608855831034764732008-01-28T11:09:00.000-05:002008-01-28T11:09:00.000-05:00Ahhhh, The Aristocrats.Watch it here: http://www.y...Ahhhh, The Aristocrats.<BR/>Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNgdlchambershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11758049985029818329noreply@blogger.com