tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post5473323237241999951..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Dear Peter King, Please Stop Baiting Us So ObviouslyBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13935078671815401892007-03-20T19:48:00.000-04:002007-03-20T19:48:00.000-04:00Saw this commercial last night for this great look...Saw this commercial last night for this great looking craftmatic adjustable bed. Man, that thing looks sweet<BR/><BR/>Visited the kids this weekend they had this crazy new Atari thing. I don't claim to know how to work it but it looks like fun.Dsanchezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06493494801563850038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65500779152375305152007-03-20T13:57:00.000-04:002007-03-20T13:57:00.000-04:00"Thought Guinness was good? Well, I just discover..."Thought Guinness was good? Well, I just discovered me some magical beverage called Zima. Never before did I feel more like a man."Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17021588954276825368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4040413940955953832007-03-20T11:07:00.000-04:002007-03-20T11:07:00.000-04:00I met with Drew Brees the other day... I am excite...I met with Drew Brees the other day... I am excited at the Saints secret tactic they plan to unveil. it may revilutionize the sport of Football, it is something known as the "Forward Pass".Huguenothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07556157304977984682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39820762614269439872007-03-20T06:28:00.000-04:002007-03-20T06:28:00.000-04:00DoucheDoucheJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03912469310261394068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60776084341769077312007-03-20T01:26:00.000-04:002007-03-20T01:26:00.000-04:00Just found out "George Bush" has been President of...Just found out "George Bush" has been President of the U.S. THREE times! I thought a guy only got to do it twice -- how'd this dude get away with this ?!Foxxy Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08930541030329441420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57711783039590024982007-03-20T00:51:00.000-04:002007-03-20T00:51:00.000-04:00This Betamax thing is sure to catch on.This Betamax thing is sure to catch on.peytonloveskennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01181842847433955360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88347222439166250752007-03-20T00:00:00.000-04:002007-03-20T00:00:00.000-04:00I recently found out that women, if you can believ...I recently found out that women, if you can believe it, can vote in elections! What's next? The coloreds?<BR/><BR/>I went to a restaurant the other day and had what's called a "hamburger." It's a hot beef sandwich and it had catsup, onion, pickles and mustard on it. I don't know but the sign claims they've served over a billion of them! WOW!<BR/><BR/>Apparently the gays are having a little problem with something called GRID.<BR/><BR/>Elvis (Grbac?) is a musican and a pretty good one at that. Give a listen to "Hound Dog" and tell me what you think!<BR/><BR/>Well that's about all I'm going to get out of this Emerson No. 3 writing machine, take care folks!casserolemistakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14214515364581829138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56200870261290984732007-03-19T23:07:00.000-04:002007-03-19T23:07:00.000-04:00So I usually just defecate into a diaper and have ...So I usually just defecate into a diaper and have the little lady clean up, but she was in Italy with her gal pals a while ago, and after a few nights I found this thing called a flush toliet. I'm probably way behind here, I'm sure most of you have heard of it, but let me tell you, it really controls the mess when all the shit that comes out of me either goes in the toliet or my column.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2202674725716229632007-03-19T19:36:00.000-04:002007-03-19T19:36:00.000-04:00Was supposed to have dinner with a ballplayer name...<I>Was supposed to have dinner with a ballplayer named Darryl Kile the other night, but he stood me up. Not the first time it's happened this past year. Kirby Puckett, Ken Caminiti, Harry Caray, and Walter Payton all were no shows too. Starting to think I need to hire a new secretary who's a bit more proficient with handling my appointments. <BR/><BR/>While on the subject of appointments, anybody else get annoyed when you make an appointment for the pediatrician and still end up having to wait twenty minutes before he can see you? In the end though, the lollipop and sticker make it worth the wait.</I>Communist Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456902434270879006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-57753838044880864122007-03-19T18:38:00.000-04:002007-03-19T18:38:00.000-04:00I recently bought this device where I can talk on ...I recently bought this device where I can talk on the phone any where. It's called a "cellular telephone" and I think someday it could replace the car phone.Wardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09379606836074543919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55151143406191668182007-03-19T18:37:00.000-04:002007-03-19T18:37:00.000-04:00One of the best discoveries of mid-morning: Guinne...One of the best discoveries of mid-morning: Guinness. Never thought I could write my column hammered at 10:04 am and nobody would notice the difference. Rocking "Free to Be You and Me" on my iPod Nano Nano. Whatever happened to that Mork kid? Hey, who peed my pants?The Lord Humongoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01916822143821639417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51041181667263918002007-03-19T18:04:00.000-04:002007-03-19T18:04:00.000-04:00That Tony Romo has a really big penis. Sodomy is ...That Tony Romo has a really big penis. Sodomy is most excellent when Romo's behind your center, let me tell you.Laser Rocket Armhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12332672587425641355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42962135459225632007-03-19T17:59:00.001-04:002007-03-19T17:59:00.001-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43452138215439397112007-03-19T17:59:00.000-04:002007-03-19T17:59:00.000-04:00"For what it's worth, I prefer the New Mexico over..."For what it's worth, I prefer the New Mexico over the original"Bad Barbecuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05874758073964533635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11186414608096301002007-03-19T16:54:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:54:00.000-04:00I have a friend who works at CNN, and rumor has it...I have a friend who works at CNN, and rumor has it that whenever "Larry King Live" goes to commercial break, Larry just sits there at the desk and makes loud old-man farts. <BR/><BR/>No apologies, no embarrassment. Just him letting them fly in front of Queen Noor or Angela Lansbury or whatever really important figure he has sitting across from him.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24119149536382606962007-03-19T16:51:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:51:00.000-04:00what fallex said. and I'm pretty, dammit.my mom sa...what fallex said. <BR/>and I'm pretty, dammit.<BR/>my mom says so.beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964852210309080993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91744587703210690132007-03-19T16:44:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:44:00.000-04:00From the Onion Larry King column: Kudos to the Jew...From the Onion Larry King column: <I>Kudos to the Jews and all the ways they entertain us</I><BR/><BR/>Kudos UMMyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54609093534820566502007-03-19T16:37:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:37:00.000-04:00rdg: I think BDD posted that. Focus.j4b: thanks. i...rdg: I think BDD posted that. Focus.<BR/><BR/>j4b: thanks. it's what I like to picture your favorite racist commenter looks like.<BR/><BR/>otto: grew up in 'da souf,' too (sheltered within Atlanta's city limits however), and I was aghast when I saw it, thus I had to have it.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91143465715645194402007-03-19T16:32:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:32:00.000-04:00RDG, you want to try that again in English?RDG, you want to try that again in English?Hercules Rockefellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70728194242911302872007-03-19T16:31:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:31:00.000-04:00Just received word via "telegram" from young Sgt. ...Just received word via "telegram" from young Sgt. Audie Murphy that this Mussolini guy might be worth keeping an eye on.Hercules Rockefellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89729492604734247302007-03-19T16:29:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:29:00.000-04:00"A friend just gave me a great tool for sticking t..."A friend just gave me a great tool for sticking things to the wall with spikes - it's like a club with a metal end. It works so much better than my forehead! Sadly, the brain damage I've already caused is irreversible."MemphisRaineshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12062943782623857325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24067946500534015852007-03-19T16:09:00.001-04:002007-03-19T16:09:00.001-04:00My girlfriend's sleeping with another guy. that's ...My girlfriend's sleeping with another guy. <BR/><BR/>that's not me mocking Peter King, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is sleeping with another guy. <BR/><BR/>that Larry King / Onion thing some girl who was smart enough to make her avatar who boobs because no one would care about her face posted up above was pretty damn funny.Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02076949445912732417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18637925844800827392007-03-19T16:09:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:09:00.000-04:00That might just be the greatest achievement in mul...That might just be the greatest achievement in mulletry I've ever seen. And I grew up in the South.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89445874191040139392007-03-19T16:05:00.000-04:002007-03-19T16:05:00.000-04:00fallex: your picture frightens me.fallex: your picture frightens me.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2332925650672164992007-03-19T16:04:00.002-04:002007-03-19T16:04:00.002-04:00My cat's breath smells like cat food.My cat's breath smells like cat food.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.com