tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post4958118289844681132..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Wanna Start a Resolution?Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-85081715016811188822007-12-28T02:00:00.000-05:002007-12-28T02:00:00.000-05:00Roger Goodell resolves to scrap the NFL Network in...<B>Roger Goodell</B> <I>resolves to scrap the NFL Network in favor of 53 channels each dedicated to a different player on the Patriots.</I><BR/><BR/>Don't tell me there are going to be more ESPN channels. 'Coming up on ESPNBrady, watch (insert appropriately humorous ESPN personality here) grovel at Brady's feat...'Oldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09596493350234615981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11690707818136946492007-12-27T18:07:00.000-05:002007-12-27T18:07:00.000-05:00Randy Moss resolves to sit back and loaf through e...Randy Moss resolves to sit back and loaf through every other play, and exert himself as little as possible this post-season, preferably when it'll hurt the Patriots the most.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86112887424909628182007-12-27T17:17:00.000-05:002007-12-27T17:17:00.000-05:00Cedric Benson resolves to sweat and run hard on ev...<B>Cedric Benson</B> resolves to sweat and run hard on every play, but he'll keep dragging his ass back to the huddle like he's hurt and tired until 2009.<BR/><BR/><B>Brian Urlacher</B> resolves to extend penis/pacifier to the whiny and petulent Jay Mariotti, but Jay will have to log on to Fox Sports to suck it.<BR/><BR/><B>Rex Grossman</B> resolves to go deep, even deeper, like only the sex cannon can go. Sip on <I>that</I> Orton!From the other side of townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03531350200707427188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15083905281288077292007-12-27T17:15:00.000-05:002007-12-27T17:15:00.000-05:00Travis Henry resolves to stop procreating...right ...<I>Travis Henry resolves to stop procreating...right after this last bitch pops one out.</I><BR/><BR/>What if this last bitch decides to "take care of that little Henry"?<BR/><BR/>I know how you feel about Solondz movies not titled "Happiness", Ape, but I couldn't resist.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-59112157758687875312007-12-27T16:44:00.000-05:002007-12-27T16:44:00.000-05:00Bryant Gumbel resolves to dip into the Al Sharpton...Bryant Gumbel resolves to dip into the Al Sharpton school of racism and produce a film of blaxploitaion of NFL and NBA player.<BR/><BR/>/douchebagMyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-3044095493320380312007-12-27T16:27:00.000-05:002007-12-27T16:27:00.000-05:00@future: Don't forget the "Jerry Jones Obesity-rel...@future: Don't forget the "Jerry Jones Obesity-related Put-Down of Wade Phillips" Calendar.<BR/><BR/>Also, Mike Shanahan resolves to re-solve that whole "Genius" thing.Phony Gwynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590531252173090128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1188178572742383112007-12-27T16:24:00.000-05:002007-12-27T16:24:00.000-05:00I'm surprised this site doesn't market its own lin...I'm surprised this site doesn't market its own line of calendars -- this would both address your need for a calendar and generate funds for the furthering of dick joke research. For example: <BR/><BR/>The Obscure But Disgusting Sexual Reference or Term Of The Day Calendar<BR/><BR/>The AFC Fans Dressed Like Idiots Calendar <BR/><BR/>The Priceless Pep Talks With Peyton Manning Calendar<BR/><BR/>The Peyton Manning's Painful Death As Envisioned By Famous Artists Calendar (maybe I'm the only one who wants that?)futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11043123587366218892007-12-27T16:14:00.000-05:002007-12-27T16:14:00.000-05:00whoa whoa whoa. whoa. Mega Man villains? I could t...whoa whoa whoa. whoa. Mega Man villains? I could totally settle on that.<BR/><BR/>the sexual innuendos in MM2 alone would suffice (i.e. Wood-man, Flash-man, 'Dr. Wright', etc.)Les Savy Ferdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05982164565549803749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28709912884717586432007-12-27T15:23:00.000-05:002007-12-27T15:23:00.000-05:00/dance/danceWormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-76489391972107538852007-12-27T15:15:00.000-05:002007-12-27T15:15:00.000-05:00I bet you know Mike Furrey though.I bet you know Mike Furrey though.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48287710504057952682007-12-27T15:14:00.000-05:002007-12-27T15:14:00.000-05:00Worry not Wormfather, you'll get your commenter dr...Worry not Wormfather, you'll get your commenter drafts back in the offseason.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55179631668160881262007-12-27T14:46:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:46:00.000-05:00ah, that's right, Hazean. I get my Lions receivers...ah, that's right, Hazean. I get my Lions receivers mixed up. Will make the fix.Christmas Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189178749612778742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88404136121163356612007-12-27T14:32:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:32:00.000-05:00The Gay Mafia Resolves to restart the Kill, Kill, ...The Gay Mafia Resolves to restart the Kill, Kill, Kill segment <B>every</B> Thursday and <B>before</B> 5PM<BR/><BR/>The Gay Mafia resolves not to wait until the actual NFL Draft to reinstate Friday Commentor Drafts a. because it's the right thing to do and b. because it's the easiest day of the week for them.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-20541848010830986122007-12-27T14:28:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:28:00.000-05:00Chad Pennington resolves to throw the ball past th...Chad Pennington resolves to throw the ball past the receivers more often...in an effort to actually make it to the receiver.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16745863069380852472007-12-27T14:22:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:22:00.000-05:00I got out of a speeding ticket two years in Januar...I got out of a speeding ticket two years in January despite being clearly guilty of going 30 miles over the limit because the officer dated the ticket the previous year<BR/><BR/>Must have had Joe Damato as your attorney.<BR/><BR/>/being a dickMy Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36576215756805234672007-12-27T14:20:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:20:00.000-05:00Tiki Barber resolves to play more football.Tiki Barber resolves to play more football.hfrog355https://www.blogger.com/profile/07693280860696461311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36685175380858938792007-12-27T14:04:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:04:00.000-05:00David Garrard resolves to slap his bitches around ...David Garrard resolves to slap his bitches around a little less. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Bill Belichick resolves to bang more married women...and tape it.Steve https://www.blogger.com/profile/03764984464386973713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51579275511874402182007-12-27T14:01:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:01:00.000-05:00I got out of a speeding ticket two years in Januar...<I>I got out of a speeding ticket two years in January despite being clearly guilty of going 30 miles over the limit because the officer dated the ticket the previous year.</I><BR/><BR/>The same thing happened to me, too. Oh, Fairfax County Parkway jackhole cops. You are both dumb and amusing. My bank account thanks you!One of Many Lisashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11578017936186624376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5374468050440297262007-12-27T14:00:00.000-05:002007-12-27T14:00:00.000-05:00Why would Calvin Johnson want to move to Europe wh...Why would Calvin Johnson want to move to Europe where tipping is unnecessary? Roy Williams was the one who did not like to tip.MMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13565732989691497374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34464616125307230852007-12-27T13:55:00.000-05:002007-12-27T13:55:00.000-05:00Petrino almost finished reading this post.Petrino almost finished reading this post.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.com