tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post4486054404214810407..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Bloggies Are Dead to Us; In Other News, Kissing Suzy Kolber Wins the KSK Blog of the Year for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of ExcellenceBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger138125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-32054079326309441082007-03-15T10:05:00.000-04:002007-03-15T10:05:00.000-04:00Big Daddy Drew, if that isnt the most pedophilic n...Big Daddy Drew, if that isnt the most pedophilic name i have read... 90 minutes to watch 30 seconds of action? much like your sexcapades. no? <BR/><BR/>i have no problem with you staying away from "soccer." in fact, you can keep your "football" and those wonderful moments of patting other men on the ass and bumping guts with beer swill tickling your mustachioed nostrils. "football" is homoeroticism for homophobic fat asses. <BR/><BR/>now go bend over, i think your quarterback needs to get on your back. hut hut hut. <BR/><BR/>up the arseblog!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11556530332667640186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42394206359670225912007-03-15T02:21:00.000-04:002007-03-15T02:21:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.apokhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01971031863298447013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-66198780893085308132007-03-14T22:55:00.000-04:002007-03-14T22:55:00.000-04:00Otto, Not only have I played football for most of ...Otto, <BR/><BR/>Not only have I played football for most of my life, but i currently work for an NFL team.<BR/><BR/>So please, the lecture on the NFL is not needed.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11409060920823697982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34258536320234008842007-03-14T21:11:00.000-04:002007-03-14T21:11:00.000-04:00Nick-Who tricked you into joining the war in Iraq?...Nick-<BR/><BR/><I>Who tricked you into joining the war in Iraq?</I><BR/><BR/>The only word I can think of in a reply to this is: <B>Brilliant!</B><BR/><BR/>Isn't that what people over in Jolly Old Engalnd say? All I know of the English is from those really funny Guinness commercials that annoy the piss out of me during PTI. And also several rewatches of <I>Bend It Like Beckham</I>.<BR/><BR/>Not really. I am not that petarded. Other than fearing for my life while in North London for a Yids and Gooners game, I really liked the UK. Met some really cool people (not one Nigel or Emma) and attempted sobriety for 6-months when I got back here.San_Erinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16753812779679801285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75195433328205286342007-03-14T20:51:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:51:00.000-04:00Who won the (Revolutionary) War?-----------Left yo...Who won the (Revolutionary) War?<BR/>-----------<BR/>Left you lot to your own devices,a nd then sent the Oiirish Gingers and Scots to you. (just joking)<BR/><BR/>Who tipped the balance of power in The Great War?<BR/>-----------<BR/>ANZAC and other Allies? That's right, it was an Allied effort, and US suffered the least casualties of the Big Four. Most of the Aemrican contribution was economic, but nevertheless crtical.<BR/><BR/>Who tipped the balance of power in WWII?<BR/>-----------<BR/>Russia?<BR/><BR/>Who tricked you into joining the war in Iraq? <BR/>-----------<BR/>You're proud of that? Anyway, convicing Bush's bitch (Blair) to go to war is not an achivement. <BR/><BR/>Why all this nonsense? Oh, wait, you said you're drunk, I get it...<BR/><BR/>That Miller Lite is tough stuff, innit?<BR/><BR/>NYTOLexvanphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897186347415397014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48880159485036451112007-03-14T20:38:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:38:00.000-04:00[Slurred,drunken voice]Who won the (Revolutionary)...[Slurred,drunken voice]<BR/><BR/>Who won the (Revolutionary) War?<BR/><BR/>Who tipped the balance of power in The Great War?<BR/><BR/>Who tipped the balance of power in WWII?<BR/><BR/>Who tricked you into joining the war in Iraq?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641096499985169714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62428313417882377302007-03-14T20:36:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:36:00.000-04:00Yes, but C4 is shit. Especially their sports.Final...<I> Yes, but C4 is shit. Especially their sports.</I><BR/><BR/>Finally, we agree on something. Well, this and the hatred of the Fox network.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-59583147190577667352007-03-14T20:32:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:32:00.000-04:00Yes, but C4 is shit. Especially their sports.Yes, but C4 is shit. Especially their sports.exvanphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897186347415397014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39562783412468994562007-03-14T20:22:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:22:00.000-04:00err.. I think the aforementioned peace deal may be...err.. I think the aforementioned peace deal may be some way off.<BR/><BR/>eradj - if you're going to slag off my team and hallowed ground, at least get my name right.<BR/><BR/>Night peeps - it's bedtime for English girls that need to get up early. It's been fun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90885405977443320862007-03-14T20:19:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:19:00.000-04:001st. Re. ads, I meant that many people watch the S...<I>1st. Re. ads, I meant that many people watch the Super Bowl to watch the ads. Which is sad.</I><BR/><BR/>Fair enough. But that stems from the fact that the Super Bowl has essentially become a national holiday, and non-sportsfans have no choice but to get sucked into it and find something to watch. Blaming the sport for its own popularity is an odd gambit.<BR/><BR/><I>2nd.Want a reason why saaaaker will never be "Big" in the US? Broadcasting companies like ESPN and Fox Sport (spits) would rather carry a sport which allows regular breaks in play so they can plug advertisments, rather than a sport which has three ad breaks per match. </I><BR/><BR/>Don't you ever say another bad word about television again. Do you hear me?!<BR/><BR/>I think we've figured out your real complaint -- it's not American football vs. British football, it's American TV vs. British TV. That's a losing proposition for you, friend, and you know it. Aside from <I>Little Britain</I>, all you've got is a system so depressingly uninspired that "Channel 4" is considered the rebel for breaking free of the "BBC, BBC2, BBC3" sequence.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2908955340747986672007-03-14T20:11:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:11:00.000-04:00Jamie, The Grove has a shit atmosphere. In fact, t...Jamie, <BR/><BR/>The Grove has a shit atmosphere. In fact, the only one sector - Red Action, sing all match long. Our away fans are the ones who are trully passionate. <BR/><BR/>Ottoman,<BR/><BR/>1st. Re. ads, I meant that many people watch the Super Bowl to watch the ads. Which is sad. <BR/><BR/>2nd.Want a reason why saaaaker will never be "Big" in the US? Broadcasting companies like ESPN and Fox Sport (spits) would rather carry a sport which allows regular breaks in play so they can plug advertisments, rather than a sport which has three ad breaks per match. <BR/><BR/>Goodnight.exvanphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897186347415397014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10454185271252810392007-03-14T20:03:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:03:00.000-04:00Actually know what you are talking about before yo...<I>Actually know what you are talking about before you completely bash another sport and country for that matter.</I><BR/><BR/>This is the line that forced me to read your post twice. I was convinced you were slagging the soccer hooligans whose insight of American football has led them to argue that (1) all NFL players are simultaneously steroid-driven muscle goons *and* flabby fat bastards, (2) that because the game involves actual coaching that goes beyond sitting on a bench in an Armani suit, scowling through $600 sunglasses, it's somehow <I>less</I> intelligent, and (3) that TV ads between segments of play are somehow more offensive than "FLY EMIRATES" plastered on the players' actual jerseys.<BR/><BR/>Take your own advice and learn something about American football before you mouth off about it. And while you're at it, learn some fucking manners.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55241601318223275972007-03-14T20:01:00.000-04:002007-03-14T20:01:00.000-04:00Is that you, Clint?Save the lectures about soccer,...Is that you, Clint?<BR/><BR/>Save the lectures about soccer, James. I bought my plasma screen just for the Cup and watch EPL all the time. Sounds like there are plenty of other fans here too.<BR/><BR/>This started when a tongue-in-cheek post mocking Arseblog -- in similar tones to the usual mocking of this site's big brother, Deadspin, might I add -- led to an invasion of Arseblog regulars who apparently had their sense of humor confiscated at Customs.<BR/><BR/>I love both games. And I usually love fans of both games too. Just not the humor-crippled sore winners we've had here today.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14433231049485695762007-03-14T19:54:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:54:00.000-04:00...don't forget the magic sponge....don't forget the magic sponge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-32189369584999749242007-03-14T19:51:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:51:00.000-04:00I love how all of you retards don't remember the f...I love how all of you retards don't remember the fact that the World Cup was watched by millions and millions of people in the UNITED STATES. <BR/><BR/>So thinking that the US doesn't care about soccer is just stupid. Using the MLS as an example shows that you know nothing about the structure of the leagues and the fact that the better soccer players in the US and in the world want to go overseas and play in HISTORIC leagues like the Premiership, Serie A, Bundesliga, La Liga, etc. <BR/><BR/>This takes away all of the talent and the MLS is left with shit. <BR/><BR/>Actually know what you are talking about before you completely bash another sport and country for that matter. <BR/><BR/>People wonder why everyone in the world fucking hates the United States. KSK being sore losers is a prime example.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11409060920823697982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81755943078379988572007-03-14T19:46:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:46:00.000-04:00Soccer/football/grass diving/whatever you want to ...Soccer/football/grass diving/whatever you want to call it fans, and Gooners, if you're going to use alternate names for our football, at least use the good one. Helmet ball isn't funny. Armoured Wankball, on the other hand, is acceptable.<BR/><BR/>Now if you'll excuse me, I think I just heard someone outside of my office trip and fall. I'll know said individual is a soccer player if he/she is rolling around in 'agony' until I apply the magic spray.Yinka Double Darehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02266074900489427979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80703412569942997242007-03-14T19:32:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:32:00.000-04:00awful chief - I think between us we may be able to...awful chief - I think between us we may be able to broker a peace deal between these warring factions! Also, I no longer need an excuse to drink before noon on weekends - in fact watching AVFC while intoxicated is recommended for the sake of one's own sanity.<BR/><BR/>eradj - I'm well aware that Villa Park is a mausoleum. Can you blame us? Since Randy Lerner took us over, we've done nothing during the transfer window - we have absolutely nothing to sing about. So when you lot start up with "Shall we sing a song for you?" please feel free - we've lost our voices. God, I'm depressed - line 'em up, barman....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-27866738129116382952007-03-14T19:22:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:22:00.000-04:00The beginning of this was like a really funny, cro...The beginning of this was like a really funny, cross-posting flame-war from the old(er) Usenet days. Then it just got hilarious (up to '1 for 11') and, finally, laughing like the first time I ate mushrooms, in the end. Thank you, KSK!<BR/><BR/>I like Spurs because I like Jews (and Robbie Keane).San_Erinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16753812779679801285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64357458330672108082007-03-14T19:00:00.000-04:002007-03-14T19:00:00.000-04:00As for the visiting hooligans, last I checked, Che...As for the visiting hooligans, last I checked, Chelski and Manchester United were still handing Arsenal their asses on a plate.<BR/>-----------------------------<BR/><BR/>Actually, we've arseraped Man USA twice this year. Only English team to do so, too. Our U-18s just beat them today also. So fuck off.<BR/>And Chelski have beaten us once - we sent our Youth team to play them, and still played better, according to most pundits.<BR/><BR/>To the Villan Julien. Shit match, wasn't it? Still, didn't know the home fans showed up till second half.<BR/><BR/>And helmetball is only tactically superior because it HAS to be - the "coach" has to have every move planned out because, evidently, the players are too thick to figure out hat to do on their own.<BR/><BR/>Night, you lovely Yank cuntishes (a term of endearment, usually,F.Y.I.)exvanphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06897186347415397014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9979137377739985862007-03-14T18:59:00.000-04:002007-03-14T18:59:00.000-04:00I'm with you, Janie. Both sports are great and be...I'm with you, Janie. Both sports are great and being a fan of the EPL in the US gives you another good reason to start your drinking before noon on Saturday and Sunday.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22546597326411347072007-03-14T18:09:00.000-04:002007-03-14T18:09:00.000-04:00Ok, ok, we get it - you all hate English sports. N...Ok, ok, we get it - you all hate English sports. Not everyone here likes them either - I hate cricket only marginally less than I hate bloody fucking Arsenal right now because they just beat us at home (contrary to my earlier optimism.) And you're right - football (soccer) can be really boring, but when a good game comes along, it generally rewards your patience.<BR/><BR/>I have to admit though that (American) football is a fantastic, exciting game and tactically far superior.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23559157653340713442007-03-14T17:37:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:37:00.000-04:00otto man - +1I thought about it, but that comment ...otto man - +1<BR/><BR/>I thought about it, but that comment was better placed by a guy. Thanks!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04889644837624044453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67941354583082609922007-03-14T17:33:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:33:00.000-04:00I'm afraid my congenital dislike of cricket has be...I'm afraid my congenital dislike of cricket has been temporarily crushed by a video clip CC posted over at With Leather. It was an instructional cricket video featuring bikini-clad babes.<BR/><BR/>Now every time I think about cricket, my pants start chafing me.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43327292657273694432007-03-14T17:28:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:28:00.000-04:00vanilla +1Totally agree. 5 days of BS that means n...vanilla +1<BR/><BR/>Totally agree. 5 days of BS that means nothing when the team getting beat plays for a DRAW, thus nullifying all records from the previous 5 days.<BR/><BR/>See <A HREF="http://www.cnn.com/2004/SPORT/04/12/cricket.lara/" REL="nofollow">England vs. West Indies in 2004</A>. But can anyone understand most of what's written here?jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23344875868112502322007-03-14T17:25:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:25:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.com