tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post4347170994619158855..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: My league, my draft, my rulesBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-37361230552755369982007-04-30T01:20:00.000-04:002007-04-30T01:20:00.000-04:00Great post flubbles. That is really good shit.Great post flubbles. That is really good shit.Mevshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13758948812088905146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-70558491147432597472007-04-27T20:53:00.000-04:002007-04-27T20:53:00.000-04:00'Yo Commish, what's a dais?"'Yo Commish, what's a dais?"TVBrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12088325297823737120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15014861404292260082007-04-27T19:29:00.000-04:002007-04-27T19:29:00.000-04:00If he wants a Phil Collins fan And a suit enthusia...If he wants a Phil Collins fan And a suit enthusiast, maybe he should hire Patrick Bateman.Jordan Ricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10501807722939073375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10171742296534647832007-04-27T18:53:00.000-04:002007-04-27T18:53:00.000-04:00Just fucking hilarious. That is all.Just fucking hilarious. That is all.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215385301255442091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65202516124285976782007-04-27T17:00:00.000-04:002007-04-27T17:00:00.000-04:00"Dan, it's Goodell, Rodger Goodel. You're my the g..."Dan, it's Goodell, Rodger Goodel. You're my the guy who helped get me this job so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some wide receiver from Cincinnati in the apartment uptown uh, some unsigned free agents maybe 5 or 10 um an NY Jet I met in Central Park. I left him in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some quarterback with a dog last week. I killed Pac-Man Jones with a chainsaw, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe another Vick, but he's dead too. And Paul Tagliabue. I killed Paul Tagliabue with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the players have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."Red Dearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17712598412428959736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64288336018365677382007-04-27T16:44:00.000-04:002007-04-27T16:44:00.000-04:00Nice work flub.Anyone else hear about Jared Allen,...Nice work flub.<BR/><BR/>Anyone else hear about Jared Allen, the latest casualty of the Goodell regime?<BR/><BR/>Might miss 1/2 the season.the butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11483534168136904659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58722604988074025472007-04-27T16:23:00.000-04:002007-04-27T16:23:00.000-04:00Nice usage of the 106 & Park reference, flub. I w...Nice usage of the 106 & Park reference, flub. <BR/><BR/>I would be utterly appaled if The Rog knew what the fuck 106 & Park was.Crapasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04254429843484208752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44050133607810838642007-04-27T15:24:00.000-04:002007-04-27T15:24:00.000-04:00Even I just sat up a little straighter in my chair...Even I just sat up a little straighter in my chair.Ted Valentinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922929526369201013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41347769296932861942007-04-27T15:14:00.000-04:002007-04-27T15:14:00.000-04:00"You mess with the bull, you get the horns.""You mess with the bull, you get the horns."Chris Hellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08886263873930628684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-42739196943726428592007-04-27T13:59:00.000-04:002007-04-27T13:59:00.000-04:00Rogell Goodell actually murdered Paul Tagliabue to...Rogell Goodell actually murdered Paul Tagliabue to become commissioner. Rog tried to confess his crimes to Gene Upshaw, but no one seeme eager to acknowledge the dirty truth. He'll now take his unquenched anger out on the NFL players, instead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-19449837672820617102007-04-27T13:41:00.000-04:002007-04-27T13:41:00.000-04:00Oh, Roger. Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dir...Oh, Roger. Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.The Hoosier Loserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01824773321354358536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-36246241915355552472007-04-27T13:12:00.000-04:002007-04-27T13:12:00.000-04:00To you fuckwads who pollute Radio City Music Hall ...To you fuckwads who pollute Radio City Music Hall every year in your team's gear to boo or cheer at my draft, there's something new this year. You will note the "CHEER" and "BOO" lighted signs above. The only time you are allowed to do either is when the appropriate one is lit up. We will not have you spouting uninformed opinions from the cheap seats. Sit down and shut the fuck up.<BR/><BR/>Any Lions fans with "Fire Millen" signs will be taken out back, maimed and shot. The Rog will not hesitate to choke a bitch.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51274448127468866512007-04-27T12:24:00.000-04:002007-04-27T12:24:00.000-04:00Any and all jackholes with shaved heads will immed...Any and all jackholes with shaved heads will immediately have a wig like that Pedro mutherfucker wore glued to their scalp. You will all look like medieval warriors, and you will comprise my personal army. <BR/><BR/>Then you will all be suspended for engaging in violent activities and bringing embarrassment to the league.Swede Zombie Jesushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01996457126842490898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6527221111689051392007-04-27T12:17:00.000-04:002007-04-27T12:17:00.000-04:00I wish you said "teet."my favorite draft day game ...I wish you said "teet."<BR/><BR/>my favorite draft day game is "Which Player is the Most Hungover?"<BR/>one year I actually went to the pre-draft party and knew the answers ahead of time, and that took all the fun out of it.beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964852210309080993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16509839691691975552007-04-27T12:14:00.000-04:002007-04-27T12:14:00.000-04:00From: RogTo: burnsyFruit medley is one topping, s...From: Rog<BR/>To: burnsy<BR/><BR/>Fruit medley is one topping, shitstain.flubbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464072422781189478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82368338330514309462007-04-27T12:07:00.000-04:002007-04-27T12:07:00.000-04:00There are five toppings on the waffles pictured.There are five toppings on the waffles pictured.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8820756881911438202007-04-27T11:56:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:56:00.000-04:00You know, Bateman (from American Psycho) and Goode...You know, Bateman (from American Psycho) and Goodell do seem surpringly similar. This could be an interesting draft.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39555002075980283282007-04-27T11:49:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:49:00.000-04:00"Hey Paul! (swings axe) TRY GETTING A RESERVATION..."Hey Paul! (swings axe) TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!"Dan McNultyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11279812711202637067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-48336271528953723582007-04-27T11:48:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:48:00.000-04:00The players should also be clean shaven, with no s...The players should also be clean shaven, with no soul patch or long sideburns. Look like fucking professionals for god’s sake!! Make sure I don’t see a trace of the Omega Psi Phi brand anywhere. No one gives a shit. And Quinn, here's a few bucks, go get a John Edwards like haircut and look like a WASPish QB, instead of a flophouse frat boy. And that goes for all you kickers and punters as well. JaMarcus, don’t even open your mouth, because every time you do, some form of animal fat makes it way into your gut. <BR/><BR/>I also don't want to see any tattoos on your hand or neck or face. If you do, go straight to the back room where I’ll have a tattoo removal technician take care of it. If anyone asks you about the scars, tell them you got them while rescuing a 2 year old from a burning crackhouse in your old neighborhood.<BR/><BR/>If you have any further questions, don’t even bother showing up, as I will suspend you for the year.MyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6796302501067085042007-04-27T11:47:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:47:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.MyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63829804878562476102007-04-27T11:46:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:46:00.000-04:00See, the draft's a lot like boot camp. You follow ...See, the draft's a lot like boot camp. You follow the rules and it's hard, but at the end you get to go the waffle bar. <BR/><BR/>Only, with boot camp, replace "the waffle bar" with "get shot at." <BR/><BR/>Strawverry ice cream, was it Mr. Goodell, sir?Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15091626041529293793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30734407675572798562007-04-27T11:45:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:45:00.000-04:00And, Peter Gabriel Genesis was one of the best 10 ...And, Peter Gabriel Genesis was one of the best 10 bands ever. IMO.<BR/><BR/>Phil Collins Genesis, not so much.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12715879453530460668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60762736382911997192007-04-27T11:44:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:44:00.000-04:00"Don't just stare at it, eat it.""Don't just stare at it, eat it."Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12715879453530460668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4235216412530195162007-04-27T11:39:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:39:00.000-04:00Great work, Flub."Do you like Phil Collins? I've b...Great work, Flub.<BR/><BR/>"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress."SlickBombhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00174600353432293959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-45409212893328918062007-04-27T11:31:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:31:00.000-04:00devang, yes i probably deserve to have one of vick...devang, yes i probably deserve to have one of vick's or even joey porter's dogs attack me for the Wags the dog mention. However, you are not alone. I also have that f'ing song stuck in my head.<BR/><BR/>Goodell = judge, jury and executioner.BeaverFeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373093678081356510noreply@blogger.com