tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post3906619469318726211..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick! Episode 4: Meeting With The CommishBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31954865300672708202007-05-03T00:56:00.000-04:002007-05-03T00:56:00.000-04:00YES! god I love that movie...and both Vicks need a...YES! god I love that movie...and both Vicks need a good ass pounding in prison.God Hates Raiders Fanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01298310639407310363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-51477677529828429182007-05-02T21:07:00.000-04:002007-05-02T21:07:00.000-04:00If he doesn't clean up his act, we'll all be able ...If he doesn't clean up his act, we'll all be able to read The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick in Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison.smeoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18308737106365478682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67738613478903984072007-05-02T17:08:00.000-04:002007-05-02T17:08:00.000-04:00Good thing Marcus won that bet, he needs the money...Good thing Marcus won that bet, he needs the money after getting cut and allMatt Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12025500546395746323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21210682138078699772007-05-02T16:44:00.000-04:002007-05-02T16:44:00.000-04:00where is the mention of Ron Mexico"hey man i didn'...where is the mention of Ron Mexico<BR/><BR/>"hey man i didn't give no girl herpes...it was some guy named Ron Mexico."mmmm beefyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07903622782284317449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14891030414024132242007-05-02T15:51:00.000-04:002007-05-02T15:51:00.000-04:00Vick: Goddamn right! AND I’ve done good shit, man!...<I>Vick: Goddamn right! AND I’ve done good shit, man! I went to Va. Tech when Data from “The Goonies” started going apeshit!</I><BR/><BR/>People do not derive laughter from this line need therapy.<BR/><BR/>Bravo sir.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069654181152145893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65941315821171838082007-05-02T14:51:00.000-04:002007-05-02T14:51:00.000-04:00Damn that shit is funny...im gonna get fired laugh...Damn that shit is funny...im gonna get fired laughing so loud everyday.... can i come work for you fuckers or what?Oh man... I just shot Marvin in the Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07457710427673956945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-28797323724368288992007-05-02T13:39:00.000-04:002007-05-02T13:39:00.000-04:00Bob Barker told me to help control the pet populat...<I>Bob Barker told me to help control the pet population, sir. I take that shit seriously. Jack Russell terriers are fucking feisty!</I><BR/><BR/>Hey, rape stands are part of "controlling" the pet population in their own way.<BR/><BR/>Nice job Drew.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33135684657479124652007-05-02T13:27:00.000-04:002007-05-02T13:27:00.000-04:00Everyone knows well thought-out cockfights are the...Everyone knows well thought-out cockfights are the worst.<BR/><BR/>Absolutely inspiring, Drew. This is my favorite running series you guys have ever done.save the steagleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01860814745332833073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14421438884834341152007-05-02T13:23:00.000-04:002007-05-02T13:23:00.000-04:00And I thought that dude looked more like Short Rou...<I>And I thought that dude looked more like Short Round.</I><BR/><BR/>Well, that's the same kid, so you're both <A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0702841/" REL="nofollow">right</A>.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-78576933479952711472007-05-02T13:16:00.000-04:002007-05-02T13:16:00.000-04:00I went to Va. Tech when Data from “The Goonies” st...<I>I went to Va. Tech when Data from “The Goonies” started going apeshit!</I><BR/><BR/>That's some ill shit right there. I hate myself a little for laughing. And I thought that dude looked more like Short Round.Tracer Bullethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423793849234700428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-43347091896668237202007-05-02T13:05:00.000-04:002007-05-02T13:05:00.000-04:00How come Vick didn't 'take' a seat?And I'm totally...How come Vick didn't 'take' a seat?<BR/><BR/>And I'm totally with Vick on the Werther's - I'd have taken a couple of handfuls of those things too.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44666632807250326292007-05-02T12:54:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:54:00.000-04:00Every time I see that picture, I think of the gian...Every time I see that picture, I think of the giant bag of weed from "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle." <BR/><BR/>And yeah, I was hearing Tracy Jordan's voice, too, while reading that. My favorite parts:<BR/><BR/>Vick: Nice. (walks into commissioner’s office) Whoa, this is fucking nice. I could sleep here.<BR/> AND<BR/>Vick: That’s just a flat lie. I would never smoke pot on weekdays. Do you wanna watch a DVD or something? This whole meeting is fucking up my chi.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9859748968398227872007-05-02T12:53:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:53:00.000-04:00Talk about Baby spiceTalk about Baby spiceTalk abo...Talk about Baby spice<BR/>Talk about Baby spice<BR/>Talk about Baby spice<BR/>Talk about Baby spice<BR/><BR/>That should do it.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-75989180521797488822007-05-02T12:42:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:42:00.000-04:00My prayers have been answered. Thanks, BDD.Now al...My prayers have been answered. Thanks, BDD.<BR/><BR/>Now all we need is Goodell at the concussion conference. Flubby?Ben Gellman-Chomskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10039606328489545631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62327265367134924492007-05-02T12:41:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:41:00.000-04:00Otto, please don't get me started on another Baby ...Otto, please don't get me started on another Baby Spice kick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33987545589555440192007-05-02T12:35:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:35:00.000-04:00Not at all, Mr. commissioner manI have officially ...<I>Not at all, Mr. commissioner man</I><BR/><BR/>I have officially started reading Vick's lines with Tracy Jordan's voice going through my head.<BR/><BR/>"Thanks for da brew pillsh Dr. Space Maaaaan"<BR/><BR/>HAAAAAAA!jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60412615580945577562007-05-02T12:33:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:33:00.000-04:00Vick: Are these Werther’s Originals?Goodell: Uh… y...<I>Vick: Are these Werther’s Originals?<BR/><BR/>Goodell: Uh… yes.<BR/><BR/>Vick: You mind if I have one?<BR/><BR/>Goodell: Sure, go right ahead.<BR/><BR/>Vick: These are great. You mind if I just throw the rest of them in my hat for later?</I><BR/><BR/>I seriously had to stifle the laughter.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15091626041529293793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33035571906420004562007-05-02T12:14:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:14:00.000-04:00Goodell = Illuminati puppetGoodell = Illuminati puppetthe butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11483534168136904659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-6262761474885634662007-05-02T12:05:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:05:00.000-04:00I don't know if Rational Goodell is the pick after...I don't know if Rational Goodell is the pick after Angry Goodell and Pervert Goodell come off the board.<BR/><BR/>Vick is hilarious, but I think I'd rather see Pothead Goodell, Racist Goodell or Sex Cannon Wearing A Mission Impossible Mask Goodell.<BR/><BR/>"I’m don’t even live at that house. I’m never there. Unless there’s a cockfight going on. But it’s not like I ORGANIZE that shit. It’s very spontaneous." -- that made me laugh my ass off.Jesse Spectorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14974418017226210958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-58935042844782101382007-05-02T12:00:00.000-04:002007-05-02T12:00:00.000-04:00I'm left, of course, with rational Goodell.I'm all...<I>I'm left, of course, with rational Goodell.</I><BR/><BR/>I'm all about Goodell as the Devil.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21863197948650244252007-05-02T11:49:00.000-04:002007-05-02T11:49:00.000-04:00AND I’ve done good shit, man! I went to Va. Tech w...<I>AND I’ve done good shit, man! I went to Va. Tech when Data from “The Goonies” started going apeshit!</I><BR/><BR/>Ha! Great as usual, Drew.SlickBombhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00174600353432293959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25831755033946698972007-05-02T11:47:00.001-04:002007-05-02T11:47:00.001-04:00who hasn't stuck their dong in front of a water je...who hasn't stuck their dong in front of a water jet ? good stuff.<BR/><BR/>also, that picture never gets old.BeaverFeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373093678081356510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-13504865150059869262007-05-02T11:47:00.000-04:002007-05-02T11:47:00.000-04:00what about kooky free-wheeling "I'll switch up the...what about kooky free-wheeling "I'll switch up the order in which I say the player's name and position because I fly by the seat of my pants!" Goodell?beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964852210309080993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-49148765578587819362007-05-02T11:44:00.000-04:002007-05-02T11:44:00.000-04:00I'm left, of course, with rational Goodell.So Good...<I>I'm left, of course, with rational Goodell.</I><BR/><BR/>So Goodell comes in varieties, like the Seven Dwarves, Spice Girls and Care Bears? Good to know.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10805611396716900622007-05-02T11:41:00.000-04:002007-05-02T11:41:00.000-04:00Angry Goodell is strictly flubby's baby.Pervert Go...Angry Goodell is strictly flubby's baby.<BR/><BR/>Pervert Goodell is strictly Punter's baby.<BR/><BR/>I'm left, of course, with rational Goodell.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.com